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Belly button fluff

  • 06-06-2012 10:18PM
    #1
    Hootanany
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,479 ✭✭✭


    Why is it always blue and I only wear black TShirts.


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  • #2
    bryaner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭bryaner


    Because your fat!!


  • #3
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    bryaner wrote: »
    Because your fat!!

    Cof.


  • #4
    Hootanany
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,479 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    But why is it always blue.


  • #5
    FloatingVoter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,133 ✭✭✭FloatingVoter


    Depends on if you're an innie or an outie in my esteemed medical opinion.

    Or not.


  • #6
    amtw
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 274 ✭✭amtw


    Hootanany wrote: »
    But why is it always blue.
    For the same reason the sky is blue. Doh.


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  • #7
    Gbear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,775 ✭✭✭✭Gbear


    Apparently the colour of your belly button fluff depends on the colour of your clothes. It tends to be blue because that's the "average" colour of the clothes people tend to wear.


  • #8
    shopaholic01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    Mould - try washing and drying fully.


  • #9
    Hootanany
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,479 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    Gbear wrote: »
    Apparently the colour of your belly button fluff depends on the colour of your clothes. It tends to be blue because that's the "average" colour of the clothes people tend to wear.




    Nope. Black T shirt all the time for me and I'm not a Goff.


  • #10
    cocoshovel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,036 ✭✭✭cocoshovel


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Cof.

    your gay!! it was intentional nerd (probably)

    Also I never get bellybutton fluff, but as a kid I used to get massive bellybutton infections that spewed yellow gunk all over the shop. Was a good deterent for getting people away from me


  • #11
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,605 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    It's blue because it's blue, therefore it's blue Q.E.D.


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  • #12
    bokkenspiel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 99 ✭✭bokkenspiel


    http://www.feargod.net/images/lint0701.jpg


  • #13
    Captain Chaos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    When I wear red t-shirts I have red fluff so it is colour of your clothes. Look at the fluff of a dryer, it's nearly always navy/grey/blue.


  • #14
    TheBody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,673 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Perhaps you are rotting inside and some sort of navy poison is seeping out and dying the fluff navy? I'd go see a doctor/undertaker.


  • #15
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    cocoshovel wrote: »
    your gay!! it was intentional nerd (probably)

    Also I never get bellybutton fluff, but as a kid I used to get massive bellybutton infections that spewed yellow gunk all over the shop. Was a good deterent for getting people away from me

    Ffff*ck, just thought of that scene in Kevin and Perry go large.....eugh.

    But yeah I get fluff too...cos I'm fat.


  • #16
    phill106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭phill106


    http://www.wikihow.com/Clean-Your-Belly-Button


  • #17
    AngryHippie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭AngryHippie


    Because your t-shirt isn't black, its very very very very very dark blue Dougall:rolleyes:


  • #18
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Where did that Brainiac episode go where the "I can do science me" guy discovers why belly button fluff is blue...

    From what I remember its because most clothes have blue fibres in them which accumulate in your belly button hence the fluff is blue. The brainiac guy then wears red clothes for a day and at the end of it he find red fluff in his belly button... So its to do with the clothes you wear!


  • #19
    Squ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Squ


    Blue????
    Mine is green.. I've not had a green teeshirt since my ma bought me a tmnt tee years ago!!!


  • #20
    Boscoirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,411 ✭✭✭Boscoirl


    Captain Chaos wrote: »
    When I wear red t-shirts I have red fluff so it is colour of your clothes. Look at the fluff of a dryer, it's nearly always navy/grey/blue.

    Ginger!


  • #21
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    How come nobody has holes in their t-shirts around the belly button region from losIng all the fluff to the belly button?

    I call shenanigans!!


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  • #22
    Hootanany
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,479 ✭✭✭Hootanany


    frag420 wrote: »
    How come nobody has holes in their t-shirts around the belly button region from losIng all the fluff to the belly button?

    I call shenanigans!!



    Nail on the head.


  • #23
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,605 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    There once was a belly button whose fluff was blue as blue could be. One day a spider came along and said THAT FLUFF BELONGS TO ME . So I kicked him in the knee. He.He.


  • #24
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    I sometimes get freaked out when I have worn a red tshirt the previous day and while in the shower I see red belly fluff. I have to double check that I haven't sprung a leak :eek:


  • #25
    bellylint
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 230 ✭✭bellylint


    I am blue??? only when I am cold brother or sad


  • #26
    Jester252
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Cof.

    $20 Muck that.


  • #27
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    the belly button fluff is really just bum fluff that migrated north for the summer


  • #28
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    It's just microfibres that come off the material because of the hair on your belly. I recommend you shave a big circle around your belly button :D


  • #29
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    smash wrote: »
    It's just microfibres that come off the material because of the hair on your belly. I recommend you shave a big circle around your belly button :D

    Its not just the belly though that causes belly button fluff, hair gets moved up from below the belly button as well as down from above it.

    So are your undwerwear blue op?

    It is all caused by the hair though, I suggest complete body waxing to resolve your problem OP!


  • #30
    Paco Rodriguez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 698 ✭✭✭Paco Rodriguez


    You can save it up and knit a nice blue jumper for yourself


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  • #31
    wendell borton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,335 ✭✭✭wendell borton


    phill106 wrote: »
    http://www.wikihow.com/Clean-Your-Belly-Button

    Wtf! A wiki on how to wash yourself.


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