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Belly button fluff

Hootanany

Why is it always blue and I only wear black TShirts.

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bryaner

Because your fat!!

chin_grin

bryaner wrote: »

Because your fat!!

Cof.

Hootanany

But why is it always blue.

FloatingVoter

Depends on if you're an innie or an outie in my esteemed medical opinion.

Or not.

amtw

Hootanany wrote: »

But why is it always blue.

For the same reason the sky is blue. Doh.

Gbear

Apparently the colour of your belly button fluff depends on the colour of your clothes. It tends to be blue because that's the "average" colour of the clothes people tend to wear.

shopaholic01

Mould - try washing and drying fully.

Hootanany

Gbear wrote: »

Apparently the colour of your belly button fluff depends on the colour of your clothes. It tends to be blue because that's the "average" colour of the clothes people tend to wear.

Nope. Black T shirt all the time for me and I'm not a Goff.

cocoshovel

chin_grin wrote: »

Cof.

your gay!! it was intentional nerd (probably)

Also I never get bellybutton fluff, but as a kid I used to get massive bellybutton infections that spewed yellow gunk all over the shop. Was a good deterent for getting people away from me

kneemos

It's blue because it's blue, therefore it's blue Q.E.D.

bokkenspiel

http://www.feargod.net/images/lint0701.jpg

Captain Chaos

When I wear red t-shirts I have red fluff so it is colour of your clothes. Look at the fluff of a dryer, it's nearly always navy/grey/blue.

TheBody

Perhaps you are rotting inside and some sort of navy poison is seeping out and dying the fluff navy? I'd go see a doctor/undertaker.

chin_grin

cocoshovel wrote: »

your gay!! it was intentional nerd (probably)

Also I never get bellybutton fluff, but as a kid I used to get massive bellybutton infections that spewed yellow gunk all over the shop. Was a good deterent for getting people away from me

Ffff*ck, just thought of that scene in Kevin and Perry go large.....eugh.

But yeah I get fluff too...cos I'm fat.

phill106

http://www.wikihow.com/Clean-Your-Belly-Button

AngryHippie

Because your t-shirt isn't black, its very very very very very dark blue Dougall:rolleyes:

af_thefragile

Where did that Brainiac episode go where the "I can do science me" guy discovers why belly button fluff is blue...

From what I remember its because most clothes have blue fibres in them which accumulate in your belly button hence the fluff is blue. The brainiac guy then wears red clothes for a day and at the end of it he find red fluff in his belly button... So its to do with the clothes you wear!

Squ

Blue????
Mine is green.. I've not had a green teeshirt since my ma bought me a tmnt tee years ago!!!

Boscoirl

Captain Chaos wrote: »

When I wear red t-shirts I have red fluff so it is colour of your clothes. Look at the fluff of a dryer, it's nearly always navy/grey/blue.

Ginger!

frag420

How come nobody has holes in their t-shirts around the belly button region from losIng all the fluff to the belly button?

I call shenanigans!!

Hootanany

frag420 wrote: »

How come nobody has holes in their t-shirts around the belly button region from losIng all the fluff to the belly button?

I call shenanigans!!

Nail on the head.

kneemos

There once was a belly button whose fluff was blue as blue could be. One day a spider came along and said THAT FLUFF BELONGS TO ME . So I kicked him in the knee. He.He.

jester77

I sometimes get freaked out when I have worn a red tshirt the previous day and while in the shower I see red belly fluff. I have to double check that I haven't sprung a leak :eek:

bellylint

I am blue??? only when I am cold brother or sad

Jester252

chin_grin wrote: »

Cof.

$20 Muck that.

Nothingbetter2d

the belly button fluff is really just bum fluff that migrated north for the summer

smash

It's just microfibres that come off the material because of the hair on your belly. I recommend you shave a big circle around your belly button

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smash wrote: »

It's just microfibres that come off the material because of the hair on your belly. I recommend you shave a big circle around your belly button

Its not just the belly though that causes belly button fluff, hair gets moved up from below the belly button as well as down from above it.

So are your undwerwear blue op?

It is all caused by the hair though, I suggest complete body waxing to resolve your problem OP!

Paco Rodriguez

You can save it up and knit a nice blue jumper for yourself

wendell borton

phill106 wrote: »

http://www.wikihow.com/Clean-Your-Belly-Button

Wtf! A wiki on how to wash yourself.