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I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse

  • 01-06-2012 08:45PM
    #1
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭


    What have you always wanted to do, but couldn't for fear of repercussions?


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  • #2
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Kill a certain person.


  • #3
    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,037 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Shag a trumpet, but I was scared of the rape percussions.


  • #4
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    I always wanted to ram a duck into the recycling bin but I might get banned.


  • #5
    micropig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,366 ✭✭✭micropig


    I think you spelt ride wrong in the thread title op


  • #6
    Pottler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,073 ✭✭✭Pottler


    Park on a traffic warden.


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  • #7
    Niles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Niles


    start a fairly random thread in After Hours...


  • #8
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Oh, and whenever it says "do not press", or "for emergency use only" - I always get that urge.


  • #9
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Go streaking


  • #10
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    I wouldn't mind kicking a duck up the arse either, or maybe a swan although apparently they turn quite nasty if you get aggressive with them.


  • #11
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    **** in Ryan Tubridys breakfast.


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  • #12
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    Why? Poor duck


  • #13
    downwithpeace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭downwithpeace


    I kicked a duck up the ass in Fota when I was young so that's out of my system but yelling fire in a crowded building is always a temptation.


  • #14
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    As tight as a ducks arse. Well who's responsibe for finding that out?


  • #15
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Why? Poor duck

    It would be funny to see the frazzled look on its duck face as it frantically tried to take off into the air with feathers flying everywhere.


  • #16
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Sleep with the light off


  • #17
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    recylingbin plz


  • #18
    DEFTLEFTHAND
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,499 ✭✭✭✭DEFTLEFTHAND


    downwithpeace wrote: »
    I kicked a duck up the ass in Fota when I was young so that's out of my system but yelling fire in a crowded building is always a temptation.

    Or yelling bomb on an airplane or iceberg on a ship. :pac:


  • #19
    Knex*
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,475 ✭✭✭✭Knex*


    High five a randomer flagging down a taxi.


    Again.


    Only sober this time


  • #20
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    recylingbin plz
    That got the lolz.

    In answer to your earlier question - I think it's the sense of danger that turns me on.


  • #21
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Kill again.

    The law is an ass!


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  • #22
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »
    It would be funny to see the frazzled look on its duck face as it frantically tried to take off into the air with feathers flying everywhere.

    Until it comes back later that night with revenge in its heart and murder in its eyes.


  • #23
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,395 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    When I'm putting petrol in the car, I'd like to point the pump across the forecourt and hold in the "trigger" to see how powerful the pump is


  • #24
    Duck's hoop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭Duck's hoop


    :mad:


  • #25
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Drop a truck load of fizzy bathbombs into the pond in Stephen's Green.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #26
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Drop a truck load of fizzy bathbombs into the pond in Stephen's Green.

    My husband and his mates did that years ago when they were about 17 - well I think they used fairy liquid.
    I was 2 years younger than them, and I still thought they were immature idiots!


  • #27
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    ive always wanted to kick a bishop up the arse


  • #28
    Vizzy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭Vizzy


    admiralofthefleet wrote: »
    ive always wanted to kick take a bishop up the arse
    FYP


  • #29
    Doc Ruby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Until it comes back later that night with revenge in its heart and murder in its eyes.
    That's no joke, I kicked a chicken up the arse (gently) in India when I was on a conference call and it wouldn't shut up, bastard came back and shat all over my bedsheets.


  • #30
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    flutterflye wrote: »
    My husband and his mates did that years ago when they were about 17 - well I think they used fairy liquid.
    I was 2 years younger than them, and I still thought they were immature idiots!

    That's the trouble with being 15 years old. All they joy and creativity and sense of exploration has been crushed by the Irish eduation system.

    That or you're a woman.

    EDIT - Just seen the "husband" bit. I was right.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • #31
    Finnt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 594 ✭✭✭Finnt


    recylingbin wrote: »
    What have you always wanted to do, but couldn't for fear of repercussions?

    I've always wanted to kick one in the chest! At least he'd see it comIng!!


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