I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse

recylingbin

What have you always wanted to do, but couldn't for fear of repercussions?

flutterflye

Kill a certain person.

Mr.Crinklewood

Shag a trumpet, but I was scared of the rape percussions.

ejmaztec

I always wanted to ram a duck into the recycling bin but I might get banned.

micropig

I think you spelt ride wrong in the thread title op

Pottler

Park on a traffic warden.

Niles

start a fairly random thread in After Hours...

flutterflye

Oh, and whenever it says "do not press", or "for emergency use only" - I always get that urge.

xzanti

Go streaking

DEFTLEFTHAND

I wouldn't mind kicking a duck up the arse either, or maybe a swan although apparently they turn quite nasty if you get aggressive with them.

frag420

**** in Ryan Tubridys breakfast.

Jen Pigs Fly

Why? Poor duck

downwithpeace

I kicked a duck up the ass in Fota when I was young so that's out of my system but yelling fire in a crowded building is always a temptation.

Daveysil15

As tight as a ducks arse. Well who's responsibe for finding that out?

DEFTLEFTHAND

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Why? Poor duck

It would be funny to see the frazzled look on its duck face as it frantically tried to take off into the air with feathers flying everywhere.

Gummy Panda

Sleep with the light off

Jen Pigs Fly

recylingbin plz

DEFTLEFTHAND

downwithpeace wrote: »

I kicked a duck up the ass in Fota when I was young so that's out of my system but yelling fire in a crowded building is always a temptation.

Or yelling bomb on an airplane or iceberg on a ship. :pac:

Knex*

High five a randomer flagging down a taxi.


Again.


Only sober this time

recylingbin

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

recylingbin plz

That got the lolz.

In answer to your earlier question - I think it's the sense of danger that turns me on.

Biggins

Kill again.

The law is an ass!

Jen Pigs Fly

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

It would be funny to see the frazzled look on its duck face as it frantically tried to take off into the air with feathers flying everywhere.

Until it comes back later that night with revenge in its heart and murder in its eyes.

Paparazzo

When I'm putting petrol in the car, I'd like to point the pump across the forecourt and hold in the "trigger" to see how powerful the pump is

Duck's hoop

:mad:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Drop a truck load of fizzy bathbombs into the pond in Stephen's Green.

flutterflye

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Drop a truck load of fizzy bathbombs into the pond in Stephen's Green.

My husband and his mates did that years ago when they were about 17 - well I think they used fairy liquid.
I was 2 years younger than them, and I still thought they were immature idiots!

admiralofthefleet

ive always wanted to kick a bishop up the arse

Vizzy

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

ive always wanted to kick take a bishop up the arse

FYP

Doc Ruby

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Until it comes back later that night with revenge in its heart and murder in its eyes.

That's no joke, I kicked a chicken up the arse (gently) in India when I was on a conference call and it wouldn't shut up, bastard came back and shat all over my bedsheets.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

flutterflye wrote: »

My husband and his mates did that years ago when they were about 17 - well I think they used fairy liquid.
I was 2 years younger than them, and I still thought they were immature idiots!

That's the trouble with being 15 years old. All they joy and creativity and sense of exploration has been crushed by the Irish eduation system.

That or you're a woman.

EDIT - Just seen the "husband" bit. I was right.

Finnt

recylingbin wrote: »

What have you always wanted to do, but couldn't for fear of repercussions?

I've always wanted to kick one in the chest! At least he'd see it comIng!!

Knex*

Doc Ruby wrote: »

That's no joke, I kicked a chicken up the arse (gently) in India when I was on a conference call and it wouldn't shut up, bastard came back and shat all over my bedsheets.

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't have anal with a chicken.

Doc Ruby

Knex. wrote: »

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't have anal with a chicken.

Anal: you're doing it wrong.

Pantsface

Telling a bald, smug, ugly w*nker manager in work that he was an a$$hole

such sweet imaginings

he is such a fat w*nker

micropig

Doc Ruby wrote: »

That's no joke, I kicked a chicken up the arse (gently) in India when I was on a conference call and it wouldn't shut up, bastard came back and shat all over my bedsheets.

That seems to have really ruffled your feathers.
Instead of getting in a flap, you should have paid the bill!

Jen Pigs Fly

Doc Ruby wrote: »

That's no joke, I kicked a chicken up the arse (gently) in India when I was on a conference call and it wouldn't shut up, bastard came back and shat all over my bedsheets.

Serves ya right :P