Regale me with tales of Gluttony

abouttobebanned · 24-05-2012 06:27PM

This thread should feature pictures as well so we can see how fat everyone is.

BengaLover · 24-05-2012 06:29PM

An entire box of Chocolate Kimberly.

Rango555 · 24-05-2012 06:40PM

I just had a large portion of Lasagne, Large portion of Spag Bol, Chips, small portion of Italian salad, and half a 12" pepperoni and mushroom pizza all from the local Italian place.... kinda peckish now so not sure if the other half of the pizza will make it until snack time later...

(I don't normally eat this much but I ordered the food and was then let down by those who were to eat it with me... no waste here )

Dudess · 24-05-2012 06:53PM

Jesus if I ate even a large fraction of what some of you can put away, I'd be a mountain. And I'm not a skinny-lizzy!
So far today I've had a coffee for breakfast, some small portions of chicken and small potatoes for lunch, a purple Snack and a cup of tea, and a carton of apple juice... and I'm not even that hungry now. :eek:

Ruralyoke wrote: »

A chicken, fair enough, but a pack of sausages isn't that bad at all really - is it? Maybe I'm just greedy.

There were 12 sausages in the packet!

Martyn1989 wrote: »

Why?

Putting a relationship with food that causes heart attacks and morbid obesity in a positive light I guess...

Chain_reaction · 24-05-2012 07:31PM

Yesterday:

Two oatabix.

A brownie.

Two Sandwiches and soup.
Two Apples.
One orange.

Two double cheese burgers.
Two twisty fries.
A large coke.

Four hours later:
Half a large apachi pizza.
3/4 a thing of onion rings

6 bottles of beer.

I've the weirdest eating habits, my weight has plummeted to the 8 stone mark in the past few months and I'm trying to gain some weight........

The bloat from it all has me looking like ET and all the bad fats are making me need the toilet more than having the runs.

ha ha hello · 24-05-2012 07:51PM

I've ate a large dominos a couple of times.. usually hit a wall with about 2 or 3 slices to go but tend to eat them eventually! Washed down with a pint or two of some fizzy drink. If you eat that much pizza close to bed time though you wake up feeling terrible... really thirsty and bloated...

also, i've often eaten my way through a multi-pack bag of twirls, a six pack of crisps and a big bottle of fizzy drink studying for exams and stuff... you don't notice yourself going through that rubbish so quickly when you're concentrating on studying!

Ghost Buster · 24-05-2012 07:57PM

A large undressed salad with nice ripe avocado
Two bowels of miso soup
a glass of Aqua libra
My poo is very healthy

emeraldstar · 25-05-2012 01:54PM

Ghost Buster wrote: »

A large undressed salad with nice ripe avocado
Two bowels of miso soup
a glass of Aqua libra
My poo is very healthy

And full of miso apparently.

bop1977 · 25-05-2012 02:12PM

My proudest moment was a few years back, I was in America on the way back from the us grand prix with a coach load of others and we pulled in to this place to have dinner. Usuall 3 course meals but with American portion sizes, most people get to about a quarter of the way through desert and give up. Me, I managed to get it all in to be met with a standing ovation from everyone in the room.

Cee-Jay-Cee · 25-05-2012 02:28PM

I once ate a full Black Forest Gateaux on my own. I was sick as a small hospital afterwards.

BizzyC · 25-05-2012 02:50PM

Once during college I went out on the tear and decided to go to the local chinese.
After I had got home and eaten the entire meal, I then decided that I had actually wanted a different item on the menu, so I did the only rational(drunken) thing....

Fingers down the throat, and then back to the chinese to get the meal i really wanted.

pawrick · 25-05-2012 03:04PM

Once ate an entire mixed crate of fruit ove the course of a few hours (the same size as you see in the supermarkets but extra full) - never felt so sick after wards, I think it was the second melon which pushed me over or the 10 oranges maybe.

Madame K · 25-05-2012 03:09PM

Ruralyoke wrote: »

Off me tits at a party once, ate an entire big jar (1kg maybe?) of mayo using 2 lettuces as "dippers".

Felt pretty bad the next morning.

:eek:

The thought of eating a teaspoon of mayo makes me shudder. At least you had the lettuce.

fullstop · 31-05-2012 02:42AM

summerskin wrote: »

72oz steak with chips, 4 fried eggs, onion rings and pepper sauce, along with 4 bottles of San Miguel.

it was a "challenge" at a bar in Tenerife about 20 years ago, if you ate it in half an hour you got it for free.

They never banked on our Rugby League team being on holiday together. 14 of us tried it, 12 won. Must have cost them a packet that day.

In half an hour? Not possible. An hour maybe

grindle · 31-05-2012 03:32AM

Dudess wrote: »

Putting a relationship with food that causes heart attacks and morbid obesity in a positive light I guess...

Have you ever tried to get a sub-forum set up for political correctness?

You'd be an awesome Mod there.

Re: Tales of blahblurblelublemooooarrrrrfooooood.

I once filled a basin (a washing-up, dish basin) with cornflakes and ate it.

I used to eat the full kilo of those Carrol's Lasagne when I was 18, every day.

In one job, there was an Italian family in the canteen that used to make the most amazing lasagne (I liked lasagne, you see).
Two of those a day, in my 12-hour working day.

Thankfully my tastes have broadened in variety and lessened in quantity, or else my metabolism may have slowed down enough for the fat to catch up.

Blitzkrieger · 31-05-2012 12:13PM

I had a burger on holiday once.

Myself and two buddies were starved after a day walking around, so sat down in a restaurant in the city centre for a bite. It seemed a bit pricey but we ordered a burger each. I should probably explain that this was in Uruguay. In Uruguay and in south america in general when you ordered a burger in a restaurant it wasn't like some pos you get in maccy d's here - it was generally a steak with trimmings in a bun with fries on the side. Our Spanish wasn't the best so we had no idea what the waiter was saying to us - he was trying to expain something about the dish, but we could only nod and say : "Si, si", so eventually he shrugged his shoulders and went away, to return 20 minutes later with three family sized burger dishes. Again, 'burger' is a bad description for what was a huge steak, topped by a thick slick of bacon, 3 fried eggs, tamatoes, onions, etc. It also came with loads of fries on the side and a load of onion rings too.

He was laughing his ass off when he came back and we had all finished it

Dub Ste · 31-05-2012 12:21PM

I once drank a glass of beer,that I had poured into an old girlfriends "special place"....yum yum !!!:D

And also ate a Lion bar...............

Dudess · 31-05-2012 12:34PM

grindle wrote: »

Have you ever tried to get a sub-forum set up for political correctness?

You'd be an awesome Mod there.

I didn't say I objected to it, just that I was surprised such a programme was allowed. If I had objected to it though, health and safety concerns have nothing to do with political correctness - I don't understand why they get mixed up so much.

Dub Ste wrote: »

I once drank a glass of beer,that I had poured into an old girlfriends "special place"....yum yum !!!:D

If that's true, she would have gotten woeful thrush.

link_2007 · 31-05-2012 12:52PM

I have eaten two half pounder meals (half pound burger + chips) and a battered sausage in one sitting (Embassy Grill in Ballsbridge).

I have also eaten six foot long Subway rolls in one sitting (the challenge was to eat more that my height - I am 5ft 10).

Both were challenges/dares/bets from friends.

It's quite frightening how much I can eat in one sitting. If I am at a party or event with a buffet, I have to stand at the other end of the room or I wont stop eating until it is all gone. I don't do it through hunger or gluttony, it just kind of happens.

Triangla · 31-05-2012 12:58PM

I had the Great White burger in the Aussie BBQ, South Richmond St, Dublin for lunch on Monday.

1lb of beef nom nom.

Two lads I was with barely managed the half pounders they got. They were just looking at me astounded as I had a malteaser ice cream and an almond magnum on the way back to the office right after.

Gymming a lot lately and my appetite is through the roof.

eth0 · 31-05-2012 01:02PM

Dub Ste wrote: »

I once drank a glass of beer,that I had poured into an old girlfriends "special place"....yum yum !!!:D

And also ate a Lion bar...............

how much was in the glass?

Big Nasty · 31-05-2012 01:12PM

Three Shredded Wheat!:eek::eek::eek:

admiralofthefleet · 31-05-2012 01:26PM

ive eaten 2 twelve inch breakfast pizzas and garlic bread with cheese in one sitting. i did it because mizzoni were doing a bogof deal

Shryke · 31-05-2012 01:31PM

The munchies. Eat ALL the food.

31-05-2012 01:53PM

12 weetabix in a baking bowl with a pint of milk

Dub Ste · 31-05-2012 01:56PM

eth0 wrote: »

how much was in the glass?

Ah,it was only a couple of mouthfuls!!!

hooradiation · 31-05-2012 01:58PM

Dudess wrote: »

Putting a relationship with food that causes heart attacks and morbid obesity in a positive light I guess...

The heat challenges are probably more dangerous to him than the volume challenges to be fair.

Zucker · 31-05-2012 02:40PM

I think in the Man vs Food show the food won.

http://i.imgur.com/3v0yu.jpg

plys · 31-05-2012 05:00PM

Dub Ste wrote: »

I once drank a glass of beer,that I had poured into an old girlfriends "special place"....yum yum !!!:D

And also ate a Lion bar...............

Don't like warm beer :pac:

grindle · 31-05-2012 05:01PM

Dudess wrote: »

I didn't say I objected to it, just that I was surprised such a programme was allowed. If I had objected to it though, health and safety concerns have nothing to do with political correctness - I don't understand why they get mixed up so much.

And eh... Snark. Expand the scope of whatever you think politically correct means.
"Political correctness (adjectivally, politically correct; both forms commonly abbreviated to PC) is a term which denotes language, ideas, policies, and behavior seen as seeking to minimize social and institutional offense in occupational, gender, racial, cultural, sexual orientation, certain other religions, beliefs or ideologies, disability, and age-related contexts, and, as purported by the term, doing so to an excessive extent."
There's no black and white in political correctness (eh, eh?).
Removing an idea, or the expression of an idea, in order to attempt to curtail other people's personal choices (that don't harm others), is political correctness "GONE MAD" (tm Daily Mail).
Health & safety and political correctness cross over into each-other's territory sometimes.

A man wants to eat gargantuan amounts of food as a challenge, gets paid to do so.
Do-gooder thinks show should not be allowed because it might influence stupid people.
Falls within the walls of political correctness to me.

Regale me with tales of Gluttony

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