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Regale me with tales of Gluttony

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    There's also them Epic Meal Time guys who make the whole continent of Africa weep...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    Pic of a 72oz steak

    How is it possible to eat one of those :eek:

    Well the plastic wrap might cause a few problems all right.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,760 ✭✭✭summerskin


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    Pic of a 72oz steak

    How is it possible to eat one of those :eek:


    Anyone reading this thread and thinking of truck driver who died on the Simpsons? :D

    a good sharp knife and some pepper sauce. just make sure it's cooked rare/blue, melts in the mouth so no need to chew as much. t'was lovely.


    Felt sick as fcuk most of the afternoon though(we had them for lunch) and had to have a good nap followed by a shower to get rid of the meat sweats.

    and then we went out for a shed-load of ale and a curry. good times.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Once made a breakfast roll out of a whole French stick cut down the side, 6 sausages, 6 rashers, half a black pudding, half a white pudding, 4 fried eggs and red sauce.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Once made a breakfast roll out of a whole French stick cut down the side, 6 sausages, 6 rashers, half a black pudding, half a white pudding, 4 fried eggs and red sauce.

    Don't see any other way of fitting that much meat in to a baguette.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Once made a breakfast roll out of a whole French stick cut down the side, 6 sausages, 6 rashers, half a black pudding, half a white pudding, 4 fried eggs and red sauce.

    Did you finish it in one serving?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Don't see any other way of fitting that much meat in to a baguette.
    I meant that I didnt cut it entirely in two
    Did you finish it in one serving?

    In one serving? yes. In one sitting? No. Had to stop for a lukewarm shower when the sweats got bad, then I rested for a while before completing my mission.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,570 ✭✭✭RedXIV


    Did a challenge in South Africa called Frankie's Threesome. Three double bacon burgers, each piece of meat being half a pound so 3lbs in all, big plate of chips and 4 bottles of beer, all to be eaten in 20 mins. Had the food all gone in about 15 mins and 4 bottles of beer were lovely.

    Still have the apron I won for it at home. And apparently I was the 3rd guy to ever do it, but I have doubts about that.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    I meant that I didnt cut it entirely in two

    That's a logistical nightmare right there! Although shows dexterity on a baguette scale that I can't imagine.

    But really I just want a breakfast roll now. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 672 ✭✭✭Battered Mars Bar


    I like honey but it gets very sticky once ya lick it off. I'm not a fan of cream, bit too light for me. Chocolate makes me sick in large quantities plus looks like poop splattered over someone. I just don't know. :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    Pic of a 72oz steak

    How is it possible to eat one of those :eek:


    Anyone reading this thread and thinking of truck driver who died on the Simpsons? :D

    Hard to get an idea of the scale without a reference such as a 5 euro note or something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    One time, I had two boiled egss instead of one. I felt horrible afterwards.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    foxyboxer wrote: »
    Hard to get an idea of the scale without a reference such as a 5 euro note or something.

    A fair point

    Here is a 72oz and you can scale it to see the size

    http://www.fidgetwith.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/steak.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Shared a house with a girl who ate a whole chicken in one sitting. And another time she ate a full pack of sausages in one sitting.

    I'm surprised a programme like Man Versus Food is allowed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Rabidlamb wrote: »
    Regale me with tales of Gluttony

    O.K. then, I'll take you back to when my brother and best mate graduated from UCG on the same day. Our family went for the celebratory meal at 18.45 - 4 courses washed down with copious amount of alcohol. My best mate and his family had booked into the same restaurant for 20.30pm. Since we were virtual brothers, they had also invited me to the meal.

    So no sooner had my own family moved out to the bar, when my mate and his family went into the restaurant. I had planned just to have a starter, since I had just dined there. However I had a change of heart when I joined them and I decided to try some different dishes this time around.

    The net result was I completed the second 4 course meal, which really was an 8 course meal, since I had dined back to back with my family's sitting. Yes a legend I became and lived it down I have not.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Dudess wrote: »
    Shared a house with a girl who ate a whole chicken in one sitting. And another time she ate a full pack of sausages in one sitting.

    I'm surprised a programme like Man Versus Food is allowed.

    Feathers and all:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 213 ✭✭Ruralyoke


    Dudess wrote: »
    Shared a house with a girl who ate a whole chicken in one sitting. And another time she ate a full pack of sausages in one sitting.

    A chicken, fair enough, but a pack of sausages isn't that bad at all really - is it? Maybe I'm just greedy.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    Well.. hmm, one night I was in town I had about 9 pints and then 4 mc donalds double cheese burgers. thought I was going to die the following morning.

    I'm generally not not one for over eating.. :o


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,561 ✭✭✭Martyn1989


    Dudess wrote: »
    Shared a house with a girl who ate a whole chicken in one sitting. And another time she ate a full pack of sausages in one sitting.

    I'm surprised a programme like Man Versus Food is allowed.

    Why?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,455 ✭✭✭anplaya


    3 supersize big mac meals with the supersize drink x3 in one sitting when i was about 16 or 17.felt like **** afterwards :pac: only had the dinner about an hour before.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    i once ate 3 whole cornflakes.... man i was stuffed after that....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    I used to regularly eat whole tubs of Ben and Jerry's ice cream in one sitting. Sweet, sugary nectar of the gods..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,916 ✭✭✭shopaholic01


    McChubbin wrote: »
    I used to regularly eat whole tubs of Ben and Jerry's ice cream in one sitting. Sweet, sugary nectar of the gods..

    Ah, that explains the username:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    McChubbin wrote: »
    I used to regularly eat whole tubs of Ben and Jerry's ice cream in one sitting. Sweet, sugary nectar of the gods..

    i had a ben n jerry icecream cone today... it was yummy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    McChubbin wrote: »
    I used to regularly eat whole tubs of Ben and Jerry's ice cream in one sitting. Sweet, sugary nectar of the gods..
    Have done that three times this week already. (Yes, I should be ashamed.) It's a staple of my diet.

    From time to time I also like to have two tubs in a row/simultaneously.

    Food of the gods, indeed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Butterface


    When I was back home at easter got the worst dose of munchies ever one afternoon.. went to Tesco and bought pack of sausages, rashers, eggs, a goodfellas pizza, 2 cornettos, pack of 10 teacakes, milka bar, chipsticks and a pack of penguin bars..

    Cooked the entire pack of sausages, 2 rashers and 2 eggs.. thought that would do me for a while. My mate was having the pizza, but I ended up eating half of it. I was out of control at this stage so lashed into the 2 cornettos one after the other. A while later I ate the entire pack of teacakes. Had a few penguin bars when I was getting ready, and a few pieces of milka.. left the chipsticks alone.

    Went out a few hours later on the beer and got chips and a veggie burger on the way home. And I also had 2 penguin bars to help me sleep.

    That would have been about 3 days worth of food for me normally..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,296 ✭✭✭EdenHazard


    A full dominos pizza, garlic bread, desert and a can of coke. real boring compared to some of the ones here, but i felt like crap after it.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,172 ✭✭✭Ghost Buster


    Yore Ma's hairy kebab...twice...


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