Facebook status I thought was pretty funny...

Daithi 1 · 30-05-2012 2:26am #1

alright folks, i need ur help here. you have a friend who stays at ur house with his girlfriend, they get up the next morn. and say sorry, i need to do laundry, i peed the bed, the girl says, yea, i did too. Im having a hard time even trying to explain this. So we let it go, we threw away the mattress, bought a new one, and wash all the sheets and comforter. We had a party last night and they were invited, stupid us let them stay over because we were all wrecked at 3am. So this morning we were in the garage cleaning up and he comes down with the sheets and comforter under his arm and says sorry dude. WTF we freaked out, like, you gotta buy us a new mattress, he was like, oh, i'll replace the sheets and took them to his car. He needs to buy us a new mattress, WTF I dont know what to do here, help me out. The only reason they were invited again is cos we like the girlfriend, not him. Totally upset~Shirley