Defination of irony you have witnessed in your life.

baldshin · 24-05-2012 02:32AM

Earlier tonight I went to fold in the wing mirrors on the car for protection on the street, only for one of them to break off in my hand.

Sofaspud · 24-05-2012 11:21AM

Not sure if irony or pure stupidity

fasttalkerchat · 24-05-2012 11:23AM

Sofaspud wrote: »

Not sure if irony or pure stupidity

Unfortunately its a fake

fishy fishy · 24-05-2012 11:27AM

starbelgrade wrote: »

It's an unwritten rule that if someone mentions irony, someone else will quote an Alanis Morrisette song & someone else will quote from an Ed Byrne routine.

isn't' it ironic?

kraggy · 24-05-2012 12:03PM

charlemont wrote: »

Stephen Ireland not wanting to play soccer for Ireland.

Or Nicky English not wanting to play hurling for England. Could never understand it.

foxyboxer · 24-05-2012 12:18PM

A duck took flight from the pond during lunch yesterday on a low trajectory.

I had to shout 'Duck!!!!'

Mensch Maschine · 24-05-2012 12:54PM

I always wanted to get some spraypaint and spray on the wall 'I hate graffiti and hypocrites.'

Mr.Biscuits · 24-05-2012 01:13PM

One day on my way to work as an air control operator I was struck by a low flying 747 and killed to death.

Rented Mule · 24-05-2012 01:21PM

starbelgrade wrote: »

I saw yer man from the Bee Gees on 'Live with Jools Holland' earlier this evening.

Which is ironic, seeing as he's dead.

Was he singing Staying Alive ?

CrazyFish · 24-05-2012 02:06PM

Saw a small van with a missing bumper on it and the van was a company van for car parts saying how they have all your part needs.

Lollers · 24-05-2012 02:20PM

A woman driving while on a mobile phone cutting in dangerously in front of me, while displaying a huge BABY ON BOARD sign.

dave3004 · 28-05-2012 07:59AM

Just had an ironic moment.

I was just texting my friend telling him he should be ashamed at his drawings on DrawSomething. They are appaling. He takes no time whatsoever and his lack of effort is obvious.

"Take some pride in your work" I texted.

This is all being done while I am on the crapper for a solid 35 mins during work !

Balmed Out · 28-05-2012 08:05AM

Friend answers phone while driving.
Sorry I cant talk im driving behind a garda car.
This is the gardai ringing in relation to your court summons for driving while on a mobile phone.
friend hangs up.

kevin65 · 28-05-2012 08:26AM

On Ian Dempsey's programme one morning, they were listeners for examples of irony, to which one caller said 'a minister for health who is morbidly obese'. There was an awkward silence after that! This was when the previoius government was in power.

ilovesleep · 28-05-2012 10:10AM

When I was being pursued from a man his first message to me was:

Respect

Just the word respect.

Ironic because he had absolutely none for me. He got his hole filled and fcuked me over filling me with lies leaving me in a loop.

sbsquarepants · 28-05-2012 10:21AM

ilovesleep wrote: »

When I was being pursued from a man his first message to me was:

Respect

Just the word respect.

Ironic because he had absolutely none for me. He got his hole filled and fcuked me over filling me with lies leaving me in a loop.

You fúcked ali g?

At oxygen a couple of years ago i saw a girl passed out and wrapped up in a drink aware banner:D

njals_saga · 28-05-2012 10:58AM

A very years ago Eamon Dunphy won some stupid award for being the Dublin party goer of the year.
And then he didn´t turn up for the award´s party.
I use this when defining irony.

fasttalkerchat · 28-05-2012 01:29PM

Balmed Out wrote: »

Friend answers phone while driving.
Sorry I cant talk im driving behind a garda car.
This is the gardai ringing in relation to your court summons for driving while on a mobile phone.
friend hangs up.

Did something simular with my insurance company. I was sitting in the car ready to go somewhere when they rang. They were on the phone for 5 minutes just to ask me to forward proof of NCB. Without thinking I said, "Yea, I'll send that to you tommorrow, sorry but I have to go, I'm coming up to a roundabout."

(I wasn't really driving)

The Orb · 28-05-2012 01:41PM

Watching France England in Euro 2004 in Bakers Corner, some gorilla was screaming vile abuse at every English player for 90 solid minutes, when Zidane knocked in the last minute winner the gorilla went absolutely ape

with joy, as I said to my mates, does anybody want to go over to the England hater and point out the irony of him wearing a Chelsea shirt.

Pal · 28-05-2012 02:07PM

fasttalkerchat wrote: »

Unfortunately its a fake

You sure about that ?
I know who he is.

fasttalkerchat · 28-05-2012 02:09PM

Pal wrote: »

You sure about that ?
I know who he is.

I read somewhere that it was from a sketchshow and a few journos saw the image and thought it was serious. The article I read had a link to the image posted before that match.

Pal · 28-05-2012 02:12PM

lets just say that he is well known to Gardai

fasttalkerchat · 28-05-2012 02:13PM

Pal wrote: »

lets just say that he is well known to Gardai

What for?

Come on, you can't just say you know that lad then leave it at that!
Was it a joke or did he genuinely not know?

Lone Stone · 28-05-2012 03:50PM

My sister talking about herself non stop then i bring up finishing college she flips out and comes out with "the world doesn't revolve around you" then continues to talk about her self for the rest of the week.

LH Pathe · 28-05-2012 06:31PM

ironic that the amercan that did Tokyo a disservice with the aggressive sexually motivated murder of an Irish girl and his friend, who is also american / raped another irish is under suspicion of being part of nikki minaj's entourage.

J Cheever Loophole · 28-05-2012 10:42PM

Man United fans complaining that City have bought their success!!

Jesus Shaves · 28-05-2012 10:44PM

J Cheever Loophole wrote: »

Man United fans complaining that City have bought their success!!

:rolleyes:

cheif_pigum · 28-05-2012 10:46PM

ilovesleep wrote: »

When I was being pursued from a man his first message to me was:

Respect

Just the word respect.

Ironic because he had absolutely none for me. He got his hole filled and fcuked me over filling me with lies leaving me in a loop.

tonnes of people seem to think if they use words like respect , that means they deserve a large chunk of it

i once worked with a ghoul who used to specialise in accusing people she didnt agree with of being arrogant , that was her word , irony wasnt her strong point

Pdfile · 28-05-2012 11:09PM

i often prevent fols from being perv'd by taking out my 6 pack and using it for good...

well 6 pack of beers while im naked.

im a good distraction.

Niall558 · 28-05-2012 11:26PM

Profiler wrote: »

Ireland had a morbidly obese Minster for health...

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Our minister for foreign affairs isnt foreign either

Defination of irony you have witnessed in your life.

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