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Defination of irony you have witnessed in your life.

u_c_thesecond

Tonight watching crimecall and feeling very unsafe (as ya do) i set the alarm and sat down , heard a noise outside... looked out and it was a cat who knocked my window box.

As i looked out i noticed the drug dealer across the road had his curtains wide open and i could see his tv on, and he was watching crimecall. Tbh i found that pretty funny , this guy does deals from his house, and theres been loads of raids by the police there,and he been arrested a lot, and on a few occasions iv seen him just hand drugs to people outside my wall.... And he is watching crimecall.

I only watch crimecall to see is their anyone on it i know ... So whats his excuse? :-) ok may not be irony to you but to be it is:-)

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baldshin

Earlier tonight I went to fold in the wing mirrors on the car for protection on the street, only for one of them to break off in my hand.

Sofaspud

Not sure if irony or pure stupidity

fasttalkerchat

Sofaspud wrote: »

Not sure if irony or pure stupidity

Unfortunately its a fake

fishy fishy

starbelgrade wrote: »

It's an unwritten rule that if someone mentions irony, someone else will quote an Alanis Morrisette song & someone else will quote from an Ed Byrne routine.

isn't' it ironic?

kraggy

charlemont wrote: »

Stephen Ireland not wanting to play soccer for Ireland.

Or Nicky English not wanting to play hurling for England. Could never understand it.

foxyboxer

A duck took flight from the pond during lunch yesterday on a low trajectory.

I had to shout 'Duck!!!!'

Mensch Maschine

I always wanted to get some spraypaint and spray on the wall 'I hate graffiti and hypocrites.'

Mr.Biscuits

One day on my way to work as an air control operator I was struck by a low flying 747 and killed to death.

Rented Mule

starbelgrade wrote: »

I saw yer man from the Bee Gees on 'Live with Jools Holland' earlier this evening.

Which is ironic, seeing as he's dead.

Was he singing Staying Alive ?

CrazyFish

Saw a small van with a missing bumper on it and the van was a company van for car parts saying how they have all your part needs.

Lollers

A woman driving while on a mobile phone cutting in dangerously in front of me, while displaying a huge BABY ON BOARD sign.

dave3004

Just had an ironic moment.

I was just texting my friend telling him he should be ashamed at his drawings on DrawSomething. They are appaling. He takes no time whatsoever and his lack of effort is obvious.

"Take some pride in your work" I texted.

This is all being done while I am on the crapper for a solid 35 mins during work !

Balmed Out

Friend answers phone while driving.
Sorry I cant talk im driving behind a garda car.
This is the gardai ringing in relation to your court summons for driving while on a mobile phone.
friend hangs up.

kevin65

On Ian Dempsey's programme one morning, they were listeners for examples of irony, to which one caller said 'a minister for health who is morbidly obese'. There was an awkward silence after that! This was when the previoius government was in power.

ilovesleep

When I was being pursued from a man his first message to me was:

Respect

Just the word respect.

Ironic because he had absolutely none for me. He got his hole filled and fcuked me over filling me with lies leaving me in a loop.

sbsquarepants

ilovesleep wrote: »

When I was being pursued from a man his first message to me was:

Respect

Just the word respect.

Ironic because he had absolutely none for me. He got his hole filled and fcuked me over filling me with lies leaving me in a loop.

You fúcked ali g?

At oxygen a couple of years ago i saw a girl passed out and wrapped up in a drink aware banner:D

njals_saga

A very years ago Eamon Dunphy won some stupid award for being the Dublin party goer of the year.
And then he didn´t turn up for the award´s party.
I use this when defining irony.

fasttalkerchat

Balmed Out wrote: »

Friend answers phone while driving.
Sorry I cant talk im driving behind a garda car.
This is the gardai ringing in relation to your court summons for driving while on a mobile phone.
friend hangs up.

Did something simular with my insurance company. I was sitting in the car ready to go somewhere when they rang. They were on the phone for 5 minutes just to ask me to forward proof of NCB. Without thinking I said, "Yea, I'll send that to you tommorrow, sorry but I have to go, I'm coming up to a roundabout."

(I wasn't really driving)

The Orb

Watching France England in Euro 2004 in Bakers Corner, some gorilla was screaming vile abuse at every English player for 90 solid minutes, when Zidane knocked in the last minute winner the gorilla went absolutely ape

with joy, as I said to my mates, does anybody want to go over to the England hater and point out the irony of him wearing a Chelsea shirt.

Pal

fasttalkerchat wrote: »

Unfortunately its a fake

You sure about that ?
I know who he is.

fasttalkerchat

Pal wrote: »

You sure about that ?
I know who he is.

I read somewhere that it was from a sketchshow and a few journos saw the image and thought it was serious. The article I read had a link to the image posted before that match.

Pal

lets just say that he is well known to Gardai

fasttalkerchat

Pal wrote: »

lets just say that he is well known to Gardai

What for?

Come on, you can't just say you know that lad then leave it at that!
Was it a joke or did he genuinely not know?

Lone Stone

My sister talking about herself non stop then i bring up finishing college she flips out and comes out with "the world doesn't revolve around you" then continues to talk about her self for the rest of the week.

LH Pathe

ironic that the amercan that did Tokyo a disservice with the aggressive sexually motivated murder of an Irish girl and his friend, who is also american / raped another irish is under suspicion of being part of nikki minaj's entourage.

J Cheever Loophole

Man United fans complaining that City have bought their success!!

Jesus Shaves

J Cheever Loophole wrote: »

Man United fans complaining that City have bought their success!!

:rolleyes:

cheif_pigum

ilovesleep wrote: »

When I was being pursued from a man his first message to me was:

Respect

Just the word respect.

Ironic because he had absolutely none for me. He got his hole filled and fcuked me over filling me with lies leaving me in a loop.

tonnes of people seem to think if they use words like respect , that means they deserve a large chunk of it

i once worked with a ghoul who used to specialise in accusing people she didnt agree with of being arrogant , that was her word , irony wasnt her strong point

Pdfile

i often prevent fols from being perv'd by taking out my 6 pack and using it for good...

well 6 pack of beers while im naked.

im a good distraction.

Niall558

Profiler wrote: »

Ireland had a morbidly obese Minster for health...

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

Our minister for foreign affairs isnt foreign either