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Defination of irony you have witnessed in your life.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭Peetrik


    At a fight night there a couple of weeks ago, each fighter had selected some enterance music to walk out to the ring to.
    The first fighter walked out to Snap's "I got the power", she was halfway to the ring when there was a power failure.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 372 ✭✭drumlover22


    Getting a large glass bottle of bulmers in a pub, but a plastic container so you don't smash anything!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    I don't really get irony.

    It means consisting entirely or partly of Iron.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 574 ✭✭✭bdoo


    Sindri wrote: »
    I don't really get irony.

    It means consisting entirely or partly of Iron.

    Or to taste of iron or rust. "Does this water taste irony to you?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭fergiesfolly


    My satnav is always getting me lost.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,918 ✭✭✭✭Kolido


    I once booked a ryan air flight for 1 cent but never got to go on the flight due to some unfortunate events...


    Did you get a refund?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 239 ✭✭NiallFH




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,487 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,487 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    Sindri wrote: »
    It means consisting entirely or partly of Iron.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


    This post has been deleted.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    One time my shirt had even more creases in it after my ex had cleaned it for me.. that bitch was crap at ironing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,190 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    I have always loved the quote '' You are unique ...just like everybody else ''

    It's so full or irony .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Varied


    It's an unwritten rule that if someone mentions irony, someone else will quote an Alanis Morrisette song & someone else will quote from an Ed Byrne routine.
    Aquila wrote: »

    Yes yes somebody just had to post it :pac:


    Well hot dog, we have a wiener.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 829 ✭✭✭forfuxsake


    Madame K wrote: »
    I had a colleague who accused another colleague of being Irish. She said, "All Irish look alike, you know." She was Chinese.

    Since when the sweet fúck do you accuse somebody of being Irish?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 829 ✭✭✭forfuxsake


    Everybody's special.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 854 ✭✭✭firefly08


    It's an unwritten rule that if someone mentions irony, someone else will quote an Alanis Morrisette song & someone else will quote from an Ed Byrne routine.

    This is irony on crack


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    My Spanish students have been complaining recently about loud American tourists taking over Madrid in the Summer time.


    "Hmmm", I said to myself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,182 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 121 ✭✭Chamone MF


    some graffiti i once saw, 'Dave is a retart'.

    i facepalmed for them.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Varied


    Women that wear low cut tops and hate it when you stare.

    WHATSUPWITDAT?:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,652 ✭✭✭fasttalkerchat


    Chamone MF wrote: »
    some graffiti i once saw, 'Dave is a retart'.

    i facepalmed for them.

    Ahh Dundalk...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,959 ✭✭✭Jesus Shaves


    I was in Tesco yesterday when this woman dropped down dead in front of me.

    She'd just bought a bag for life


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,298 ✭✭✭Namlub


    Varied wrote: »
    Women that wear low cut tops and hate it when you stare.

    WHATSUPWITDAT?:pac:

    No.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Varied


    Namlub wrote: »
    No.

    Aye.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,645 ✭✭✭Daemos


    A tattoo that says 'Nothing Is Permanent'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 424 ✭✭FinnLizzy


    When I was in school all the fights used to happen in a place called the peace park.

    Gimme an 'S'!

    Gimme an 'ummerhill'!

    Summerhill! Summerhill! Summerhill!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Defination of irony you have witnessed in your life.


    Anyone remember? "Vote yes to Lisbon, yes to jobs."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    Stephen Ireland not wanting to play soccer for Ireland.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 305 ✭✭Fistycuffs


    Jesus coming here for sinners but then turning up his nose at them when they get to heaven!


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