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Defination of irony you have witnessed in your life.

u_c_thesecond

Tonight watching crimecall and feeling very unsafe (as ya do) i set the alarm and sat down , heard a noise outside... looked out and it was a cat who knocked my window box.

As i looked out i noticed the drug dealer across the road had his curtains wide open and i could see his tv on, and he was watching crimecall. Tbh i found that pretty funny , this guy does deals from his house, and theres been loads of raids by the police there,and he been arrested a lot, and on a few occasions iv seen him just hand drugs to people outside my wall.... And he is watching crimecall.

I only watch crimecall to see is their anyone on it i know ... So whats his excuse? :-) ok may not be irony to you but to be it is:-)

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Peetrik

At a fight night there a couple of weeks ago, each fighter had selected some enterance music to walk out to the ring to.
The first fighter walked out to Snap's "I got the power", she was halfway to the ring when there was a power failure.

drumlover22

Getting a large glass bottle of bulmers in a pub, but a plastic container so you don't smash anything!

Sindri

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I don't really get irony.

It means consisting entirely or partly of Iron.

bdoo

Sindri wrote: »

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I don't really get irony.

It means consisting entirely or partly of Iron.

Or to taste of iron or rust. "Does this water taste irony to you?"

fergiesfolly

My satnav is always getting me lost.

Kolido

af_thefragile wrote: »

I once booked a ryan air flight for 1 cent but never got to go on the flight due to some unfortunate events...

Did you get a refund?

NiallFH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlSYekcLuWM

For Forks Sake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9ygaj8eSls

For Forks Sake

Sindri wrote: »

It means consisting entirely or partly of Iron.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWvY1vz-Dzg

Crann na Beatha

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My name is URL

One time my shirt had even more creases in it after my ex had cleaned it for me.. that bitch was crap at ironing.

Latchy

I have always loved the quote '' You are unique ...just like everybody else ''

It's so full or irony .

Varied

starbelgrade wrote: »

It's an unwritten rule that if someone mentions irony, someone else will quote an Alanis Morrisette song & someone else will quote from an Ed Byrne routine.

Aquila wrote: »

Yes yes somebody just had to post it :pac:

Well hot dog, we have a wiener.

Crann na Beatha

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forfuxsake

Madame K wrote: »

I had a colleague who accused another colleague of being Irish. She said, "All Irish look alike, you know." She was Chinese.

Since when the sweet fúck do you accuse somebody of being Irish?

forfuxsake

Everybody's special.

firefly08

It's an unwritten rule that if someone mentions irony, someone else will quote an Alanis Morrisette song & someone else will quote from an Ed Byrne routine.

This is irony on crack

Eve_Dublin

My Spanish students have been complaining recently about loud American tourists taking over Madrid in the Summer time.

"Hmmm", I said to myself.

SafeSurfer

Irony

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAeqVGP-GPM

Sarcasm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggXmKPMaHMo

Chamone MF

some graffiti i once saw, 'Dave is a retart'.

i facepalmed for them.

Varied

Women that wear low cut tops and hate it when you stare.

WHATSUPWITDAT?:pac:

fasttalkerchat

Chamone MF wrote: »

some graffiti i once saw, 'Dave is a retart'.

i facepalmed for them.

Ahh Dundalk...

Jesus Shaves

I was in Tesco yesterday when this woman dropped down dead in front of me.

She'd just bought a bag for life

Namlub

Varied wrote: »

Women that wear low cut tops and hate it when you stare.

WHATSUPWITDAT?:pac:

No.

Varied

Namlub wrote: »

No.

Aye.

Daemos

A tattoo that says 'Nothing Is Permanent'

FinnLizzy

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

When I was in school all the fights used to happen in a place called the peace park.

Gimme an 'S'!

Gimme an 'ummerhill'!

Summerhill! Summerhill! Summerhill!

Son Of A Vidic

u_c_thesecond wrote: »

Defination of irony you have witnessed in your life.

Anyone remember? "Vote yes to Lisbon, yes to jobs."

charlemont

Stephen Ireland not wanting to play soccer for Ireland.

Fistycuffs

Jesus coming here for sinners but then turning up his nose at them when they get to heaven!