There is a large spider on your desk.

omgitsthelazor · 23-05-2012 05:46PM #1

What do you do first?

I'm not ashamed to admit I'd call my boyfriend or father (depending where I am) to deal with it. If they weren't around I'd quarantine the room until they got here.

Hande hoche! · 23-05-2012 05:49PM

Brush it off the desk.

Pushtrak · 23-05-2012 05:49PM

I'd take a picture to be ready for anyone who'd say "pics or gtfo" when I post an inane thread on after hours.

frozenfrozen · 23-05-2012 05:50PM

nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

Funkfield · 23-05-2012 05:50PM

Close all my pórn tabs.

All of them.

bambera · 23-05-2012 05:50PM

Blow it.

Rented Mule · 23-05-2012 05:51PM

BURN THEM !!!

BURN THEM ALL !!!

omgitsthelazor · 23-05-2012 05:51PM

Funkfield wrote: »

Close all my pórn tabs

porn as gaelige?

23-05-2012 05:51PM

Ignore it or pick it up with cup & paper and bring it outside

mysteries1984 · 23-05-2012 05:52PM

Ah, you couldn't kill it, that's not fair.

I'd probably get one of the many men in the office to deal with it for me...but I'm not averse to getting a pint glass and a magazine and moving it myself. I wouldn't throw it out the window though, the wuss in me is afraid it'd come back in

. I'd have to go down to the ground floor and release it.

bronte · 23-05-2012 05:52PM

Put a cup or glass over it.
Beg someone else to put it outside.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 23-05-2012 05:53PM

I used to put them in a tissue and flush them down a toilet. I don't have the heart for that anymore so I'd just throw him out the window in the tissue instead.

Funkfield · 23-05-2012 05:53PM

omgitsthelazor wrote: »

porn as gaelige?

an feadán dearg

AnonoBoy · 23-05-2012 05:54PM

I'm pretty sure that's actually my boss.

RichieC · 23-05-2012 05:54PM

I like having a spider bro.

omgitsthelazor · 23-05-2012 05:54PM

For all my fear of them I don't like killing them either, the one and only method of eradicating them myself is the hoover. (so I can keep a safe distance)

then quarantine the hoover for a few weeks in case it crawls back out. :pac:

biko · 23-05-2012 05:55PM

Pick it up, put it outside.
Why isn't this option in the poll?

Funglegunk · 23-05-2012 06:00PM

omgitsthelazor wrote: »

I'm not ashamed to admit I'd call my boyfriend or father (depending where I am) to deal with it.

That must get pretty annoying for them. And spiders are people too you know.

omgitsthelazor · 23-05-2012 06:02PM

Funglegunk wrote: »

That must get pretty annoying for them. And spiders are people too you know.

awww

krudler · 23-05-2012 06:04PM

op sounds like Dennis Hopper describing the premise of Speed to Keanu Reeves. "whaddya do? whaddya do?!"

DonkeyStyle \o/ · 23-05-2012 06:34PM

Spiders have tried to capture me (by the face) in their webs a number of times. Just because it's easy to escape their murder attempts, it doesn't make them cute.
I usually flatten them with a CD case.

hondasam · 23-05-2012 06:40PM

I would scream and get someone to catch it and release it or kill it, I don't care just get it of my desk.

jokettle · 23-05-2012 06:43PM

Smush it with the biggest, heavist hardback book I can find. If spiders want to live indoors, they should evolve to build their own damn houses and stop trespassing in mine.

Abi · 23-05-2012 06:43PM

It's only a fūcking spider

If he's on the ceiling I let him go about his business, if he's somewhere that means I don't have to get a chair to get him, I'll catch him and let him out.

Unless you're in a distribution centre for Fyffes you're laughing.

admiralofthefleet · 23-05-2012 06:43PM

peacefully co-exist

flutterflye · 23-05-2012 06:44PM

How large is large?
How fast can it run?
These are vital things I need to know before deciding.

If it was a horrible yolk however like a beetle, earwig, centipede etc... then I would run away screaming for help.

23-05-2012 06:50PM

Have a total freak attack. Then leave the room. Then beg someone else to get rid of it.

jimthemental · 23-05-2012 06:55PM

mysteries1984 wrote: »

Ah, you couldn't kill it, that's not fair.

I'd probably get one of the many men in the office to deal with it for me...but I'm not averse to getting a pint glass and a magazine and moving it myself. I wouldn't throw it out the window though, the wuss in me is afraid it'd come back in . I'd have to go down to the ground floor and release it.

What if it was this cute little guy

? I left him alive after I took the photo. He could be anywhere :eek:

Mr. CooL ICE · 23-05-2012 06:57PM

In college, I captured a massive spider and decided to keep it in a jar, dropping in any dead flies that we found on the windowsills.

He died after 2 days

gurramok · 23-05-2012 06:59PM

He's your new IT pet, harmless and playful. Let it make a webby home on your desk.

Papa_Bear · 23-05-2012 07:02PM

I just flush 'em down the toilet......

Sorry if that upsets anyone but I refuse to share my property with anything that has more legs than I do.

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