Cheapest way to get drunk?

flutterflye · 21-05-2012 08:22PM

Is the power hour when you take a big gulp every minute for an hour??
God, I can't wait to be able to drink again - another 4 mths to go

Shryke · 21-05-2012 08:24PM

The cheapest vodka to be found mixed with orange juice and skull it. You'll black out before the glass is empty.

shamrock55 · 21-05-2012 08:24PM

2 bottles of cheap white wine and thats you sorted 1 might even do it for ya depending on your tolerance

MadYaker · 21-05-2012 08:24PM

flutterflye wrote: »

Is the power hour when you take a big gulp every minute for an hour??
God, I can't wait to be able to drink again - another 4 mths to go

Nah its when down an entire can every minute for an hour.

SunnyDub1 · 21-05-2012 08:25PM

Peirce a hole at the top of your can, goes down quicker

CajunPenguin · 21-05-2012 08:27PM

Seriously, mix sugar, yeast and water and distill it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWXn10GGLAY&list=FLvM4dJFk0oABOSIekCbsyxg&index=1&feature=plpp_video
Of course this is highly illegal and I don't condone it. If any of your mates live in NZ they can do it

enviro · 21-05-2012 08:29PM

MadYaker wrote: »

Nah its when down an entire can every minute for an hour.

WTF! seriously, your messing right? 60 cans a hour lol

gibraltar · 21-05-2012 08:30PM

hairyprincess wrote: »

A pint of snakebite through a straw, guaranteed to not remember a thing the next morning

makes no difference how you drink, a straw,a glass, a bottle, a bucket or anything else - booze ends up in the same place doing the same thing.

mackg · 21-05-2012 08:30PM

I remember reading somewhere that how drunk you get is related to how much the concentration of alcohol in your blood increases with respect to time, so simply take in as much alcohol as possible in the quickest possible time. I don't actually recommend doing this but downing a bottle of supermarket vodka in one would be the most cost effective way of getting as drunk as possible.

seamus · 21-05-2012 08:31PM

Bavaria 8.6.

Drink 6 of them in 2 hours and you'll forget your pants.

DarkJager · 21-05-2012 08:32PM

Theres a beer I like called Warka, its about 1.60 a can but it's 5.7%. 4 or 5 of them and you'll be well on your way to drunkyland.

breadmonster · 21-05-2012 08:33PM

hide in the jacks when its your round

goose2005 · 21-05-2012 08:33PM

Lose a lot of weight

christmas2012 · 21-05-2012 08:35PM

microwave one measure of jack daniels,and it turns it to a stronger concentration of alcohol a more purer form,but i wouldnt advise you to drink the whole bottle like this otherwise you might die..

sarah88 · 21-05-2012 08:35PM

candy-gal1 wrote: »

Bottle of Piranha, just discovered this, tastes like frosties sweets , coke and wine mixed in

Its so tasty,

enviro · 21-05-2012 08:36PM

flutterflye wrote: »

Is the power hour when you take a big gulp every minute for an hour??
God, I can't wait to be able to drink again - another 4 mths to go

Yes similar and I'm sure there is variants of the game... anyhow it is a shot glass of "insert your beer here" every min for one hour BOOM! locked but not messy, an important difference imo.

kirving · 21-05-2012 08:38PM

Druids 6% Cider. Something like 6 cans for €8. 6 Druids is equivalent to over 8.5 cans of 4.2% beer.

I never drink it - it's rotten, but it's certainly cheap, and it's tagline is great:

'This premium, full flavoured celtic cider has been inspired by divine fruit of the ancient druids and captures the magic of apples, harvested at the point of ripe perfection.'

jwilco · 21-05-2012 08:39PM

Eat on a empty stomach

FANTAPANTS · 21-05-2012 08:40PM

try this out great stuff

enviro · 21-05-2012 08:41PM

jwilco wrote: »

Eat on a empty stomach

This makes a big difference is right.

AnonoBoy · 21-05-2012 08:44PM

Drinking through a straw doesn't get you any drunker than drinking the same amount normally.

It's just that you tend to drink quicker through a straw so you finish your drink quicker.

So you could just as easily say: "In order to get drunk quicker, drink quicker."

flutterflye · 21-05-2012 08:51PM

Someone once convinced me I should do a shot of vodka through my eye - I do not recommend this!

AnonoBoy · 21-05-2012 08:57PM

flutterflye wrote: »

Someone once convinced me I should do a shot of vodka through my eye - I do not recommend this!

It's pretty funny watching other people do it though.

I've seen people snort vodka. Makes your nose bleed pretty quick so it does.

FanadMan · 21-05-2012 09:08PM

eternal wrote: »

Remember the 'new craze' when youngsters started injecting cider. Back in the early ninties.

Was chatting to a friend yesterday about that - still freaks me out at the thought of it!

Knex* · 21-05-2012 09:11PM

OP, Don't eat and start drinking with 2 cans, that'll subside the hunger and save you money all while giving you a great base to get trollied from.

Move on to necking some of that poison that Tesco seems to think passes as vodka, and you'll be weaving down the streets, bumping from wall to lampost, singing "I wish all the ladies" before you even have time to say "I wish all the ladies"

:cool:

Deus Ex Machina · 21-05-2012 09:11PM

If you really want to get fucked up Op, get involved in smoking lightbulbs. You can pick up a box of 12 in Power City for under 10 euro and you'll be off your tits by the time you're through your third. Fucking smoking lightbulbs is the way forward.

eternal · 21-05-2012 09:11PM

FANTAPANTS wrote: »

try this out great stuff

I used to drink this when I lived in England. It was 2 pound for a two litre bottle, rips the guts out of you. Good memories!

partyatmygaff · 21-05-2012 09:12PM

Simple solution: An IV kit and some ethanol and away you go.

All the "getting drunk" without any of the drinking.

Knex* · 21-05-2012 09:14PM

flutterflye wrote: »

Someone once convinced me I should do a shot of vodka through my eye - I do not recommend this!

One of my funniest memories is this guy turning around to me, while on a college night out, and saying in a fantastic Viper sounding voice, "Knex, I've poured vodka in my eye man".

Eye was raw red and vodka tears were rolling down his distraut face. Hilarious.

stimpson · 21-05-2012 09:34PM

You have to do these things scientifically. I present:

The Tramp Index

This paper defines a standard measure of drink
value (the “Tramp Index”), provides a
mathematical basis for this measure and finally
combines this with other metrics to provide
one way of comparing the overall benefit of
each drink in turn. It is not always easy to
judge the mathematics of the situation at the
bar, so we provide a ready reckoner and series
of graphs to assist in this high pressure
environment.
Finally, we turn our attention to an
examination of the tramp as a perfect
consumer in an idealised market.

www.foodfight.org.uk/other/images/trampindex.pdf

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