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Cheapest way to get drunk?

  • 21-05-2012 6:56pm
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 169 ✭✭skoomi


    What's the cheapest way to get rat-arsed?

    Is it true that drinking beer with a straw gets you twice as drunk?

    Bear in mind, a naggin would only get me between merry and drunk. So any better ideas? I'd preferably like to spend as little money as possible. 8yoyos maximum.

    Any ideas?
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭FizzleSticks


    This post has been deleted.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Soak a tampon in vodka and jam it up your hole.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Mouthwash.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,246 ✭✭✭daltonmd


    Soak a tampon in vodka and jam it up your hole.


    jesus - I thought the person who told me that was sad and depraved. I was thinking about it on the bus back from Dundrum....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Hand sanitiser.

    *I don't recommend actually doing this.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,299 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    A pint of snakebite through a straw, guaranteed to not remember a thing the next morning ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Hand sanitiser 3 euro a litre, mix with fruit juice to taste.See ya Thursday.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    skoomi wrote: »
    What's the cheapest way to get rat-arsed?

    ....

    Have big knockers and a top or something that displays them to their best advantage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 92 ✭✭chrisguy116


    Beer with a straw gets you there faster but "getting pissed" is where the banter is !
    No1 likes that 1 lad that gets KO'd at like 8 o clock!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,576 ✭✭✭IrishAm


    A naggin and three cans.

    Good luck in the morning.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    4.99 in centra for a 750 ml bottle of white wine at 11.5%

    Neck that.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 169 ✭✭skoomi


    Soak a tampon in vodka and jam it up your hole.

    Don't tampons go soft when soaked in liquid? I'd have to poke it up with a pen or something.

    I'm thinking a 4euro bottle of wine and 4 cans of 4.8% beer might do me = 8yoyos.

    But can it be done for cheaper?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Walk into a bar topless.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 893 ✭✭✭danslevent


    They sell 12.5% white wine in Tesco that costs four euro. Or a flagan of Tesco cider that is under four euro. Bad ole hangovers but cheap! The money you spend on painkillers in the morning might raise the price up though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 126 ✭✭CajunPenguin


    skoomi wrote: »
    What's the cheapest way to get rat-arsed?

    Is it true that drinking beer with a straw gets you twice as drunk?

    Bear in mind, a naggin would only get me between merry and drunk. So any better ideas? I'd preferably like to spend as little money as possible. 8yoyos maximum.

    Any ideas?

    Poitín.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,124 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    You're not going to get much of anything if all you have to spend is yoyos.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Jagermesiter injected directly into an artery...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    skoomi wrote: »
    Don't tampons go soft when soaked in liquid? I'd have to poke it up with a pen or something.

    I'm thinking a 4euro bottle of wine and 4 cans of 4.8% beer might do me = 8yoyos.

    But can it be done for cheaper?
    Read the posts below.
    mattjack wrote: »
    Hand sanitiser 3 euro a litre, mix with fruit juice to taste.See ya Thursday.

    chin_grin wrote: »
    Hand sanitiser.

    *I don't recommend actually doing this
    .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,568 ✭✭✭candy-gal1


    Bottle of Piranha, just discovered this, tastes like frosties sweets :D, coke and wine mixed in :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    Hitchhike to Germany/Spain and become a homeless wino. You can get pissed from the coins you collect on the ground.


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    skoomi wrote: »
    Don't tampons go soft when soaked in liquid? I'd have to poke it up with a pen or something.

    Nah, just use a vodka-soaked finger.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭little swift


    8 cans of stonehouse and ya wont remember nott'n


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 731 ✭✭✭inmyday


    When I was a bum(student), the best was a bottle of Schooner Wine, 13.5%(could be even higher %, cant really remember). It doesnt taste nice, but with a bag of popcorn its grand to get down. Then youre ready for the night.

    In 2005/2006 it was €3.50 in tesco. Those were the days!

    Plus, when youre geeeyed, you can make classic gags like "The schooner the better we get some more gargle", and the laughs will flow like wine! ha

    I was such a loser back then, even more than now!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Google: 2m2b

    ;) :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,113 ✭✭✭chrismon


    8 cans of Dutch as quick as possible would do it for me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    White spirits water down to 40%


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 550 ✭✭✭earpiece


    If you need help to get pissed cheaply, then really your just not qualified - I'm thinkin' it's probably past your bedtime anyway.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 8,867 ✭✭✭eternal


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Jagermesiter injected directly into an artery...
    Remember the 'new craze' when youngsters started injecting cider. Back in the early ninties.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,301 ✭✭✭✭MadYaker


    4.99 in centra for a 750 ml bottle of white wine at 11.5%

    Neck that.

    This^^

    Or if you don't want to remember anything bottle of tesco vodka €11.79 drink it straight and fast.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭enviro


    The power hour, takes approx four cans... Druids Celtic cider (6%) would be recommended for the biggest "hit".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Is the power hour when you take a big gulp every minute for an hour??
    God, I can't wait to be able to drink again - another 4 mths to go :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    The cheapest vodka to be found mixed with orange juice and skull it. You'll black out before the glass is empty.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,280 ✭✭✭shamrock55


    2 bottles of cheap white wine and thats you sorted 1 might even do it for ya depending on your tolerance


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,301 ✭✭✭✭MadYaker


    Is the power hour when you take a big gulp every minute for an hour??
    God, I can't wait to be able to drink again - another 4 mths to go :(

    Nah its when down an entire can every minute for an hour.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,439 ✭✭✭SunnyDub1


    Peirce a hole at the top of your can, goes down quicker


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 126 ✭✭CajunPenguin


    Seriously, mix sugar, yeast and water and distill it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWXn10GGLAY&list=FLvM4dJFk0oABOSIekCbsyxg&index=1&feature=plpp_video
    Of course this is highly illegal and I don't condone it. If any of your mates live in NZ they can do it


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭enviro


    MadYaker wrote: »
    Nah its when down an entire can every minute for an hour.

    WTF! seriously, your messing right? 60 cans a hour lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 330 ✭✭gibraltar


    A pint of snakebite through a straw, guaranteed to not remember a thing the next morning ;)

    makes no difference how you drink, a straw,a glass, a bottle, a bucket or anything else - booze ends up in the same place doing the same thing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    I remember reading somewhere that how drunk you get is related to how much the concentration of alcohol in your blood increases with respect to time, so simply take in as much alcohol as possible in the quickest possible time. I don't actually recommend doing this but downing a bottle of supermarket vodka in one would be the most cost effective way of getting as drunk as possible.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,190 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    Bavaria 8.6.

    Drink 6 of them in 2 hours and you'll forget your pants.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Theres a beer I like called Warka, its about 1.60 a can but it's 5.7%. 4 or 5 of them and you'll be well on your way to drunkyland.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 220 ✭✭breadmonster


    hide in the jacks when its your round


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,798 ✭✭✭goose2005


    Lose a lot of weight


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭christmas2012


    microwave one measure of jack daniels,and it turns it to a stronger concentration of alcohol a more purer form,but i wouldnt advise you to drink the whole bottle like this otherwise you might die..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 502 ✭✭✭sarah88


    candy-gal1 wrote: »
    Bottle of Piranha, just discovered this, tastes like frosties sweets :D, coke and wine mixed in :D

    Its so tasty, :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭enviro


    Is the power hour when you take a big gulp every minute for an hour??
    God, I can't wait to be able to drink again - another 4 mths to go :(

    Yes similar and I'm sure there is variants of the game... anyhow it is a shot glass of "insert your beer here" every min for one hour BOOM! locked but not messy, an important difference imo.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,236 ✭✭✭kirving


    Druids 6% Cider. Something like 6 cans for €8. 6 Druids is equivalent to over 8.5 cans of 4.2% beer.

    I never drink it - it's rotten, but it's certainly cheap, and it's tagline is great:

    'This premium, full flavoured celtic cider has been inspired by divine fruit of the ancient druids and captures the magic of apples, harvested at the point of ripe perfection.'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 60 ✭✭jwilco


    Eat on a empty stomach


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 586 ✭✭✭FANTAPANTS


    try this out great stuff


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,292 ✭✭✭enviro


    jwilco wrote: »
    Eat on a empty stomach

    This makes a big difference is right.


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