Cheapest way to get drunk?

skoomi

What's the cheapest way to get rat-arsed?

Is it true that drinking beer with a straw gets you twice as drunk?

Bear in mind, a naggin would only get me between merry and drunk. So any better ideas? I'd preferably like to spend as little money as possible. 8yoyos maximum.

Any ideas?

FizzleSticks

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Soak a tampon in vodka and jam it up your hole.

flutterflye

Mouthwash.

daltonmd

Deleted User wrote: »

Soak a tampon in vodka and jam it up your hole.

jesus - I thought the person who told me that was sad and depraved. I was thinking about it on the bus back from Dundrum....

chin_grin

Hand sanitiser.

*I don't recommend actually doing this.

hairyprincess

A pint of snakebite through a straw, guaranteed to not remember a thing the next morning

mattjack

Hand sanitiser 3 euro a litre, mix with fruit juice to taste.See ya Thursday.

Nodin

skoomi wrote: »

What's the cheapest way to get rat-arsed?

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Have big knockers and a top or something that displays them to their best advantage.

chrisguy116

Beer with a straw gets you there faster but "getting pissed" is where the banter is !
No1 likes that 1 lad that gets KO'd at like 8 o clock!

IrishAm

A naggin and three cans.

Good luck in the morning.

Deus Ex Machina

4.99 in centra for a 750 ml bottle of white wine at 11.5%

Neck that.

skoomi

Deleted User wrote: »

Soak a tampon in vodka and jam it up your hole.

Don't tampons go soft when soaked in liquid? I'd have to poke it up with a pen or something.

I'm thinking a 4euro bottle of wine and 4 cans of 4.8% beer might do me = 8yoyos.

But can it be done for cheaper?

Where To

Walk into a bar topless.

danslevent

They sell 12.5% white wine in Tesco that costs four euro. Or a flagan of Tesco cider that is under four euro. Bad ole hangovers but cheap! The money you spend on painkillers in the morning might raise the price up though

CajunPenguin

skoomi wrote: »

What's the cheapest way to get rat-arsed?

Is it true that drinking beer with a straw gets you twice as drunk?

Bear in mind, a naggin would only get me between merry and drunk. So any better ideas? I'd preferably like to spend as little money as possible. 8yoyos maximum.

Any ideas?

Poitín.

My name is URL

You're not going to get much of anything if all you have to spend is yoyos.

galwayrush

Jagermesiter injected directly into an artery...

mattjack

skoomi wrote: »

Don't tampons go soft when soaked in liquid? I'd have to poke it up with a pen or something.

I'm thinking a 4euro bottle of wine and 4 cans of 4.8% beer might do me = 8yoyos.

But can it be done for cheaper?

Read the posts below.

mattjack wrote: »

Hand sanitiser 3 euro a litre, mix with fruit juice to taste.See ya Thursday.

chin_grin wrote: »

Hand sanitiser.

*I don't recommend actually doing this.

candy-gal1

Bottle of Piranha, just discovered this, tastes like frosties sweets , coke and wine mixed in

OneArt

Hitchhike to Germany/Spain and become a homeless wino. You can get pissed from the coins you collect on the ground.

skoomi

skoomi wrote: »

Don't tampons go soft when soaked in liquid? I'd have to poke it up with a pen or something.

Nah, just use a vodka-soaked finger.

little swift

8 cans of stonehouse and ya wont remember nott'n

inmyday

When I was a bum(student), the best was a bottle of Schooner Wine, 13.5%(could be even higher %, cant really remember). It doesnt taste nice, but with a bag of popcorn its grand to get down. Then youre ready for the night.

In 2005/2006 it was €3.50 in tesco. Those were the days!

Plus, when youre geeeyed, you can make classic gags like "The schooner the better we get some more gargle", and the laughs will flow like wine! ha

I was such a loser back then, even more than now!

suicide_circus

Google: 2m2b

:pac:

chrismon

8 cans of Dutch as quick as possible would do it for me

Jester252

White spirits water down to 40%

earpiece

If you need help to get pissed cheaply, then really your just not qualified - I'm thinkin' it's probably past your bedtime anyway.

eternal

galwayrush wrote: »

Jagermesiter injected directly into an artery...

Remember the 'new craze' when youngsters started injecting cider. Back in the early ninties.

MadYaker

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

4.99 in centra for a 750 ml bottle of white wine at 11.5%

Neck that.

This^^

Or if you don't want to remember anything bottle of tesco vodka €11.79 drink it straight and fast.

enviro

The power hour, takes approx four cans... Druids Celtic cider (6%) would be recommended for the biggest "hit".

flutterflye

Is the power hour when you take a big gulp every minute for an hour??
God, I can't wait to be able to drink again - another 4 mths to go

Shryke

The cheapest vodka to be found mixed with orange juice and skull it. You'll black out before the glass is empty.

shamrock55

2 bottles of cheap white wine and thats you sorted 1 might even do it for ya depending on your tolerance

MadYaker

flutterflye wrote: »

Is the power hour when you take a big gulp every minute for an hour??
God, I can't wait to be able to drink again - another 4 mths to go

Nah its when down an entire can every minute for an hour.

SunnyDub1

Peirce a hole at the top of your can, goes down quicker

CajunPenguin

Seriously, mix sugar, yeast and water and distill it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWXn10GGLAY&list=FLvM4dJFk0oABOSIekCbsyxg&index=1&feature=plpp_video
Of course this is highly illegal and I don't condone it. If any of your mates live in NZ they can do it

enviro

MadYaker wrote: »

Nah its when down an entire can every minute for an hour.

WTF! seriously, your messing right? 60 cans a hour lol

gibraltar

hairyprincess wrote: »

A pint of snakebite through a straw, guaranteed to not remember a thing the next morning

makes no difference how you drink, a straw,a glass, a bottle, a bucket or anything else - booze ends up in the same place doing the same thing.

mackg

I remember reading somewhere that how drunk you get is related to how much the concentration of alcohol in your blood increases with respect to time, so simply take in as much alcohol as possible in the quickest possible time. I don't actually recommend doing this but downing a bottle of supermarket vodka in one would be the most cost effective way of getting as drunk as possible.

seamus

Bavaria 8.6.

Drink 6 of them in 2 hours and you'll forget your pants.

DarkJager

Theres a beer I like called Warka, its about 1.60 a can but it's 5.7%. 4 or 5 of them and you'll be well on your way to drunkyland.

breadmonster

hide in the jacks when its your round

goose2005

Lose a lot of weight

christmas2012

microwave one measure of jack daniels,and it turns it to a stronger concentration of alcohol a more purer form,but i wouldnt advise you to drink the whole bottle like this otherwise you might die..

sarah88

candy-gal1 wrote: »

Bottle of Piranha, just discovered this, tastes like frosties sweets , coke and wine mixed in

Its so tasty,

enviro

flutterflye wrote: »

Is the power hour when you take a big gulp every minute for an hour??
God, I can't wait to be able to drink again - another 4 mths to go

Yes similar and I'm sure there is variants of the game... anyhow it is a shot glass of "insert your beer here" every min for one hour BOOM! locked but not messy, an important difference imo.

kirving

Druids 6% Cider. Something like 6 cans for €8. 6 Druids is equivalent to over 8.5 cans of 4.2% beer.

I never drink it - it's rotten, but it's certainly cheap, and it's tagline is great:

'This premium, full flavoured celtic cider has been inspired by divine fruit of the ancient druids and captures the magic of apples, harvested at the point of ripe perfection.'

jwilco

Eat on a empty stomach

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try this out great stuff

enviro

jwilco wrote: »

Eat on a empty stomach

This makes a big difference is right.