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Cheapest way to get drunk?

skoomi · 2012-05-21 18:56:40

What's the cheapest way to get rat-arsed? Is it true that drinking beer with a straw gets you twice as drunk? Bear in mind, a naggin would only get me between merry and drunk. So any better ideas? I'd preferably like to spend as little money as possible. 8yoyos maximum. Any ideas?

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#92 29-06-2012 1:12am
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Yeah drinking on an empty stomach is a good idea if you want to get very rat arse! Used to be 4 euro nagins a while back in fine wines around here, probably for the best that that offer ended.

Schoooooonerrrr! Some tack..

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#93 29-06-2012 1:45am
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cheap vodka in tescos

microwave jack daniels - but folks i have to warn you you can od and die painfully so limit it to about two three small measures youll be stumling around the place drunk on that honest!

[EDIT] ADD WATER OR ORANGE ! AND NO MORE THAN THREE SMALL MEASURES!

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#94 29-06-2012 3:12am
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3ltr bottle of Froty Jack cider 7% for 3.80 so you could get two bottles and never see the light of day again.

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#95 29-06-2012 7:50am
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give blood before you go out. or if you are the ungenerous kind (or gay, according to Edwin Poots), just bleed into a bucket at home and pour it down the sink.
I'd also recommend whiskey with a white wine mixer. Much nicer than it sounds an absolute rocket fuel

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#96 29-06-2012 8:41am
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`Give yourself a vodka enema, pissed in fifteen minutes.

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#97 29-06-2012 9:41am
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Domestos :pac:

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#98 29-06-2012 9:44am
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burn some vodka in a crucible and inhale the fumes

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#99 29-06-2012 9:45am
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Aldi sell red wine at €3.99 a bottle..

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#100 29-06-2012 9:48am
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Try moderation!!! Get merry and not suffer the next day. Is it really worth the pain the next day.

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#101 29-06-2012 9:51am
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cheapest way - irish style

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#102 29-06-2012 9:51am
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Bottle of Buckfast, get it down you as quick as possible. Done.

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#103 29-06-2012 10:25am
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Hour of Power

Takes about 3- 4 cans of cheap beer. Proceed to drink a shot of beer every minute on the hour. You cannot miss a shot so having a time keeper or countdown timer is advisable. It seems easy enough until til you try it.

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#104 29-06-2012 11:02am
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I feel Diageo should be stepping in here to advise people to drink responsibly, god i'm getting old

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#105 29-06-2012 11:07am
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And all those boring shytes telling us that Ireland has a serious problem with drink...look at all these great ways to get f*cked up.

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#106 29-06-2012 11:12am
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5EmCKbWS6c

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#107 29-06-2012 12:11pm
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Knifey Spoony wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5EmCKbWS6c

Amazing movie. The drink challenge will one day be attempted!

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#108 29-06-2012 12:12pm
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Tut, tut, BunShopVoyeur. We all know idiots are a marginalised group;).

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#109 29-06-2012 12:17pm
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shopaholic01 wrote: »

Tut, tut, BunShopVoyeur. We all know idiots are a marginalised group;).

Oh yes, don't we know it! The bloody loon.

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#110 29-06-2012 12:18pm
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BunShopVoyeur wrote: »

Oh yes, don't we know it! The bloody loon.

Best not to question or make reference to ............

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#111 29-06-2012 1:01pm
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2 bottles of 4 euro white wine from Tesco always does the job for me.

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#112 29-06-2012 5:49pm
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has anyone mentioned the tramp index ?

A study which investigates the relationship between alcohol, volume/strength and amount it takes to get you pissed.
http://www.foodfight.org.uk/other/images/trampindex.pdf

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#113 29-06-2012 5:51pm
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I once saw some guys at a friend's BBQ doing some trick with some sambuca and a coffee bean, they set the sambuca on fire with the bean in it and then drank the sambuca and ate the coffee bean...

Or something along those lines.. I didn't do it as I was expecting.. but the people who did it looked pretty shítfaced after it tbh..

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#114 29-06-2012 6:38pm
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christmas2012 wrote: »

microwave one measure of jack daniels,and it turns it to a stronger concentration of alcohol a more purer form,but i wouldnt advise you to drink the whole bottle like this otherwise you might die..

This is so wrong it's unbelievable

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#115 29-06-2012 6:39pm
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xzanti wrote: »

I once saw some guys at a friend's BBQ doing some trick with some sambuca and a coffee bean, they set the sambuca on fire with the bean in it and then drank the sambuca and ate the coffee bean...

Or something along those lines.. I didn't do it as I was expecting.. but the people who did it looked pretty shítfaced after it tbh..

This burns the alcohol off and makes the drink a lot weaker!

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#116 29-06-2012 7:36pm
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mix a few drinks together.

you won't remember a thing.

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#117 29-06-2012 7:45pm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eRhWT4fYmk

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