Cheapest way to get drunk?

skoomi · 21-05-2012 07:56PM #1

What's the cheapest way to get rat-arsed?

Is it true that drinking beer with a straw gets you twice as drunk?

Bear in mind, a naggin would only get me between merry and drunk. So any better ideas? I'd preferably like to spend as little money as possible. 8yoyos maximum.

Any ideas?

FizzleSticks · 21-05-2012 07:57PM

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21-05-2012 07:57PM

Soak a tampon in vodka and jam it up your hole.

flutterflye · 21-05-2012 07:58PM

Mouthwash.

daltonmd · 21-05-2012 07:59PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Soak a tampon in vodka and jam it up your hole.

jesus - I thought the person who told me that was sad and depraved. I was thinking about it on the bus back from Dundrum....

chin_grin · 21-05-2012 07:59PM

Hand sanitiser.

*I don't recommend actually doing this.

hairyprincess · 21-05-2012 08:00PM

A pint of snakebite through a straw, guaranteed to not remember a thing the next morning

mattjack · 21-05-2012 08:00PM

Hand sanitiser 3 euro a litre, mix with fruit juice to taste.See ya Thursday.

Nodin · 21-05-2012 08:00PM

skoomi wrote: »

What's the cheapest way to get rat-arsed?

....

Have big knockers and a top or something that displays them to their best advantage.

chrisguy116 · 21-05-2012 08:00PM

Beer with a straw gets you there faster but "getting pissed" is where the banter is !
No1 likes that 1 lad that gets KO'd at like 8 o clock!

IrishAm · 21-05-2012 08:01PM

A naggin and three cans.

Good luck in the morning.

Deus Ex Machina · 21-05-2012 08:01PM

4.99 in centra for a 750 ml bottle of white wine at 11.5%

Neck that.

skoomi · 21-05-2012 08:02PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Soak a tampon in vodka and jam it up your hole.

Don't tampons go soft when soaked in liquid? I'd have to poke it up with a pen or something.

I'm thinking a 4euro bottle of wine and 4 cans of 4.8% beer might do me = 8yoyos.

But can it be done for cheaper?

Where To · 21-05-2012 08:02PM

Walk into a bar topless.

danslevent · 21-05-2012 08:03PM

They sell 12.5% white wine in Tesco that costs four euro. Or a flagan of Tesco cider that is under four euro. Bad ole hangovers but cheap! The money you spend on painkillers in the morning might raise the price up though

CajunPenguin · 21-05-2012 08:03PM

skoomi wrote: »

What's the cheapest way to get rat-arsed?

Is it true that drinking beer with a straw gets you twice as drunk?

Bear in mind, a naggin would only get me between merry and drunk. So any better ideas? I'd preferably like to spend as little money as possible. 8yoyos maximum.

Any ideas?

Poitín.

My name is URL · 21-05-2012 08:03PM

You're not going to get much of anything if all you have to spend is yoyos.

galwayrush · 21-05-2012 08:03PM

Jagermesiter injected directly into an artery...

mattjack · 21-05-2012 08:04PM

skoomi wrote: »

Don't tampons go soft when soaked in liquid? I'd have to poke it up with a pen or something.

I'm thinking a 4euro bottle of wine and 4 cans of 4.8% beer might do me = 8yoyos.

But can it be done for cheaper?

Read the posts below.

mattjack wrote: »

Hand sanitiser 3 euro a litre, mix with fruit juice to taste.See ya Thursday.

chin_grin wrote: »

Hand sanitiser.

*I don't recommend actually doing this.

candy-gal1 · 21-05-2012 08:05PM

Bottle of Piranha, just discovered this, tastes like frosties sweets

, coke and wine mixed in

OneArt · 21-05-2012 08:07PM

Hitchhike to Germany/Spain and become a homeless wino. You can get pissed from the coins you collect on the ground.

21-05-2012 08:07PM

skoomi wrote: »

Don't tampons go soft when soaked in liquid? I'd have to poke it up with a pen or something.

Nah, just use a vodka-soaked finger.

little swift · 21-05-2012 08:09PM

8 cans of stonehouse and ya wont remember nott'n

inmyday · 21-05-2012 08:10PM

When I was a bum(student), the best was a bottle of Schooner Wine, 13.5%(could be even higher %, cant really remember). It doesnt taste nice, but with a bag of popcorn its grand to get down. Then youre ready for the night.

In 2005/2006 it was €3.50 in tesco. Those were the days!

Plus, when youre geeeyed, you can make classic gags like "The schooner the better we get some more gargle", and the laughs will flow like wine! ha

I was such a loser back then, even more than now!