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What should i glue

  • 20-05-2012 11:54PM
    #1
    bokkenspiel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 99 ✭✭


    i bought a load of super glue yesterday and i plan on using it in school tomorrow. Have you any ideas what i could glue. I'm thinking of gluing all the mice, i know this sounds kinda immature that i'm in 6th year, but its fun.
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  • #2
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Your own hand to your face.


  • #3
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Your own hand to your face.

    Or some hot girls tits.


  • #4
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    glue your pointer, thumb and middle finger together and then glue your ring finger and baby finger together.

    Voila! instant Dinosaur! :D


  • #5
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Your cock to your stomach when you are going asleep tonight


  • #6
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Good man, get yourself expelled two weeks before the Leaving Cert :cool:


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  • #7
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    All the locks = day off but possible expulsion.;)


  • #8
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    glue your pointer, thumb and middle finger together and then glue your ring and baby finger together.

    Voila! instant Dinosaur! :D

    Is the 'ring' a euphemism there? :confused:


  • #9
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    mikemac1 wrote: »
    Good man, get yourself expelled two weeks before the Leaving Cert :cool:

    I don't think the leaving cert is going to help if he's wondering what to glue in school. :pac:


  • #10
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    A big "L" to your forehead, or a note that says "I am an idiot".

    Go to bed - leaving cert is coming up soon.


  • #11
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    kfallon wrote: »
    Is the 'ring' a euphemism there? :confused:

    Knew someone would pick that one up.

    That would be awkward, but if you're into that sort of thing who am I to judge? :pac:


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  • #12
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Clingfilm around the bowl is more fun.


  • #13
    southcentralts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    superglue a load of stuff - but be sure to use the last of it on the superglue tube itself and then get someone else to hold it.


  • #14
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    xxxJennyxxx wrote: »
    Knew someone would pick that one up.

    That would be awkward, but if you're into that sort of thing who am I to judge? :pac:

    Don't knock it til you try it ;)

    :p


  • #15
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    You are our future, glue your head to your arse and you're half way to being a Politican..


  • #16
    bokkenspiel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 99 ✭✭bokkenspiel


    should i glue a chair to the ceiling?


  • #17
    Jen Pigs Fly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,770 ✭✭✭Jen Pigs Fly


    kfallon wrote: »
    Don't knock it til you try it ;)

    :p

    At least it's just the baby finger ... could be worse :(


  • #18
    Kerrigooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,987 ✭✭✭Kerrigooney


    Glue your teacher to his/her chair. Obviously.


  • #19
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 979 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    Coins, to the floor. Stand back and laugh at everyone trying to pick them up.


  • #20
    alphabeat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 514 ✭✭✭alphabeat


    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want.
    If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money.
    But what I do have are a very particular set of skills;
    skills I have acquired over a very long career.
    Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

    If you leave the mice alone , that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you,
    I will not pursue you.
    But if you don't,
    I will look for you,
    I will find you,

    and I will kill you.


  • #21
    celticcrash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 851 ✭✭✭celticcrash


    A 2 euro coin to the ground, stand back and sneer.


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  • #22
    Ficheall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,038 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Or some hot girls tits.

    Apostrophe placement is important.
    For example, this:
    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Or some hot girls' tits.
    is preferable to this:
    KeithM89 wrote: »
    Or some hot girl's tits.


  • #23
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Ficheall wrote: »
    Apostrophe placement is important.
    For example, this:

    is preferable to this:

    In this case, I think we got what he meant. :pac:


  • #24
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Hilarious!!! :rolleyes:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnVucVW6Vwg


  • #25
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Scrotum to leg.


  • #26
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    A model Spitfire to your nose.


  • #27
    southcentralts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 833 ✭✭✭southcentralts


    who are you trying to kid OP - you'll spend the day sniffing it, be honest.


  • #28
    Kerrigooney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,987 ✭✭✭Kerrigooney


    Your bottom lip to your forehead.


  • #29
    Sparklepants!
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    Sneak up behind someone while they're sitting in class and glue their shoes to the ground.


  • #30
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Glue all the caps of the glue bottles. No more silly thoughts.


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  • #31
    KKkitty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,537 ✭✭✭KKkitty


    Young people these days have no imagination. In my day you didn't need to ask what tomfoolery you could get up with glue, you just got up and got stuck into it :)


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