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What should i glue

bokkenspiel

i bought a load of super glue yesterday and i plan on using it in school tomorrow. Have you any ideas what i could glue. I'm thinking of gluing all the mice, i know this sounds kinda immature that i'm in 6th year, but its fun.

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Daithi 1

Try sniffing the glue instead...

squod

Not this anyway..........
http://www.wrdw.com/schools/headlines/Columbia_County_school_officials_call_Greenbrier_senior_prank_most_expensive_151645455.html

I'd probably seriously consider super-gluing an uʍop ǝpısdn glass full of water to a table or two.

Pherekydes

Turn off your PC/laptop. Glue some of the keys down. Now turn it back on!

Endless hours of fun.

Jimdagym

KKkitty wrote: »

Young people these days have no imagination. In my day you didn't need to ask what tomfoolery you could get up with glue, you just got up and got stuck into it

Should have been more careful then.

bnt

Super Glue can be used to close wounds in an emergency - so find something really sharp e.g. razor blade, wash your hands, make a nice long gash in your leg, and get glueing. It will sting a bit - well, a lot - but at least you'll have the satisfaction of a job well done, if you can do it before you lose too much blood. I mean, if you're considering inflicting pain on animals who don't have a choice in the matter, it's only fair that you try the Super Glue on yourself first, to make sure it works.

KKkitty

Young people these days have no imagination. In my day you didn't need to ask what tomfoolery you could get up with glue, you just got up and got stuck into it

AckwelFoley

Glue all the caps of the glue bottles. No more silly thoughts.

Sparklepants!

Sneak up behind someone while they're sitting in class and glue their shoes to the ground.

Kerrigooney

Your bottom lip to your forehead.

southcentralts

who are you trying to kid OP - you'll spend the day sniffing it, be honest.

El Weirdo

A model Spitfire to your nose.

AnonoBoy

Scrotum to leg.

kfallon

Hilarious!!! :rolleyes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnVucVW6Vwg

chin_grin

Ficheall wrote: »

Apostrophe placement is important.
For example, this:

is preferable to this:

In this case, I think we got what he meant. :pac:

Ficheall

KeithM89 wrote: »

Or some hot girls tits.

Apostrophe placement is important.
For example, this:

KeithM89 wrote: »

Or some hot girls' tits.

is preferable to this:

KeithM89 wrote: »

Or some hot girl's tits.

celticcrash

A 2 euro coin to the ground, stand back and sneer.

alphabeat

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want.
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills;
skills I have acquired over a very long career.
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

If you leave the mice alone , that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you,
I will not pursue you.
But if you don't,
I will look for you,
I will find you,

and I will kill you.

some random drunk

Coins, to the floor. Stand back and laugh at everyone trying to pick them up.

Kerrigooney

Glue your teacher to his/her chair. Obviously.

Jen Pigs Fly

kfallon wrote: »

Don't knock it til you try it

At least it's just the baby finger ... could be worse

bokkenspiel

should i glue a chair to the ceiling?

galwayrush

You are our future, glue your head to your arse and you're half way to being a Politican..

kfallon

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Knew someone would pick that one up.

That would be awkward, but if you're into that sort of thing who am I to judge? :pac:

Don't knock it til you try it

southcentralts

superglue a load of stuff - but be sure to use the last of it on the superglue tube itself and then get someone else to hold it.

LETHAL LADY

Clingfilm around the bowl is more fun.

Jen Pigs Fly

kfallon wrote: »

Is the 'ring' a euphemism there?

Knew someone would pick that one up.

That would be awkward, but if you're into that sort of thing who am I to judge? :pac:

flutterflye

A big "L" to your forehead, or a note that says "I am an idiot".

Go to bed - leaving cert is coming up soon.

chin_grin

mikemac1 wrote: »

Good man, get yourself expelled two weeks before the Leaving Cert :cool:

I don't think the leaving cert is going to help if he's wondering what to glue in school. :pac:

kfallon

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

glue your pointer, thumb and middle finger together and then glue your ring and baby finger together.

Voila! instant Dinosaur!

Is the 'ring' a euphemism there?

LETHAL LADY

All the locks = day off but possible expulsion.;)