What should i glue

bokkenspiel

i bought a load of super glue yesterday and i plan on using it in school tomorrow. Have you any ideas what i could glue. I'm thinking of gluing all the mice, i know this sounds kinda immature that i'm in 6th year, but its fun.

chin_grin

Your own hand to your face.

KeithM89_old

chin_grin wrote: »

Your own hand to your face.

Or some hot girls tits.

Jen Pigs Fly

glue your pointer, thumb and middle finger together and then glue your ring finger and baby finger together.

Voila! instant Dinosaur!

kfallon

Your cock to your stomach when you are going asleep tonight

mikemac1

Good man, get yourself expelled two weeks before the Leaving Cert :cool:

LETHAL LADY

All the locks = day off but possible expulsion.;)

kfallon

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

glue your pointer, thumb and middle finger together and then glue your ring and baby finger together.

Voila! instant Dinosaur!

Is the 'ring' a euphemism there?

chin_grin

mikemac1 wrote: »

Good man, get yourself expelled two weeks before the Leaving Cert :cool:

I don't think the leaving cert is going to help if he's wondering what to glue in school. :pac:

flutterflye

A big "L" to your forehead, or a note that says "I am an idiot".

Go to bed - leaving cert is coming up soon.

Jen Pigs Fly

kfallon wrote: »

Is the 'ring' a euphemism there?

Knew someone would pick that one up.

That would be awkward, but if you're into that sort of thing who am I to judge? :pac:

LETHAL LADY

Clingfilm around the bowl is more fun.

southcentralts

superglue a load of stuff - but be sure to use the last of it on the superglue tube itself and then get someone else to hold it.

kfallon

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Knew someone would pick that one up.

That would be awkward, but if you're into that sort of thing who am I to judge? :pac:

Don't knock it til you try it

galwayrush

You are our future, glue your head to your arse and you're half way to being a Politican..

bokkenspiel

should i glue a chair to the ceiling?

Jen Pigs Fly

kfallon wrote: »

Don't knock it til you try it

At least it's just the baby finger ... could be worse

Kerrigooney

Glue your teacher to his/her chair. Obviously.

some random drunk

Coins, to the floor. Stand back and laugh at everyone trying to pick them up.

alphabeat

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want.
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills;
skills I have acquired over a very long career.
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

If you leave the mice alone , that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you,
I will not pursue you.
But if you don't,
I will look for you,
I will find you,

and I will kill you.

celticcrash

A 2 euro coin to the ground, stand back and sneer.

Ficheall

KeithM89 wrote: »

Or some hot girls tits.

Apostrophe placement is important.
For example, this:

KeithM89 wrote: »

Or some hot girls' tits.

is preferable to this:

KeithM89 wrote: »

Or some hot girl's tits.

chin_grin

Ficheall wrote: »

Apostrophe placement is important.
For example, this:

is preferable to this:

In this case, I think we got what he meant. :pac:

kfallon

Hilarious!!! :rolleyes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnVucVW6Vwg

AnonoBoy

Scrotum to leg.

El Weirdo

A model Spitfire to your nose.

southcentralts

who are you trying to kid OP - you'll spend the day sniffing it, be honest.

Kerrigooney

Your bottom lip to your forehead.

Sparklepants!

Sneak up behind someone while they're sitting in class and glue their shoes to the ground.

AckwelFoley

Glue all the caps of the glue bottles. No more silly thoughts.

KKkitty

Young people these days have no imagination. In my day you didn't need to ask what tomfoolery you could get up with glue, you just got up and got stuck into it

bnt

Super Glue can be used to close wounds in an emergency - so find something really sharp e.g. razor blade, wash your hands, make a nice long gash in your leg, and get glueing. It will sting a bit - well, a lot - but at least you'll have the satisfaction of a job well done, if you can do it before you lose too much blood. I mean, if you're considering inflicting pain on animals who don't have a choice in the matter, it's only fair that you try the Super Glue on yourself first, to make sure it works.

Jimdagym

KKkitty wrote: »

Young people these days have no imagination. In my day you didn't need to ask what tomfoolery you could get up with glue, you just got up and got stuck into it

Should have been more careful then.

Pherekydes

Turn off your PC/laptop. Glue some of the keys down. Now turn it back on!

Endless hours of fun.

squod

Not this anyway..........
http://www.wrdw.com/schools/headlines/Columbia_County_school_officials_call_Greenbrier_senior_prank_most_expensive_151645455.html


I'd probably seriously consider super-gluing an uʍop ǝpısdn glass full of water to a table or two.

Daithi 1

Try sniffing the glue instead...

KKkitty

Jimdagym wrote: »

KKkitty wrote: »

Young people these days have no imagination. In my day you didn't need to ask what tomfoolery you could get up with glue, you just got up and got stuck into it

Should have been more careful then.

I underestimated its sticky powers

Monsieur Folie

Glue some sheets to a desk.

Glue chairs to the floor so that when people go to move them they get confused.

Finally, glue yourself to the floor so that when they try to expel you you won't be able to leave.

squod

Pherekydes wrote: »

Turn off your PC/laptop. Glue some of the keys down. Now turn it back on!

Endless hours of fun.

That could nearly the whole internet! (:eek:)

Battered Mars Bar

Superglue the ballcocks in the jacks so no one can flush after a big sh¡t.
Then the taps so no one can wash.
?????
Aids.

Jhcx

alphabeat wrote: »

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want.
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills;
skills I have acquired over a very long career.
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.

If you leave the mice alone , that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you,
I will not pursue you.
But if you don't,
I will look for you,
I will find you,

and I will kill you.

Where have i read this before.....

JustAddWater

chin_grin wrote: »

Your own hand to your face.

Perma-face-palm! Niiiiiiice

TeddyTedson

Glue a few thumb tacks standing up other unsuspecting students chairs and watch them squirm as they have to pull it out of there arse.
Oh and Study;)

BillyMitchel

Dont be an eejit leave the glue alone but walk up to the fittest teacher in the school and give her your number and say call me soon and give her a wink. Make sure loads of people are there and say "thats how I roll, fast and out of control"... You'll be a legend in the school for years to come. :cool:

mikemac1

bokkenspiel wrote: »

i know this sounds kinda immature that i'm in 6th year, but its fun.

Well OP, if you're the future of this country this recession is here to stay

BUBBLE WRAP

OP, Cover the toilet seats with super glue, Hey you might get knocked out, but atleast youd be a legend...

Chamone MF

Your hand to your c0ck.
Sure it may as well just stay there with the amount of time it spends down your pants.

IM0

glue an atari to a jaguar, about time someone did it..

The Snipe

bokkenspiel wrote: »

i bought a load of super glue yesterday and i plan on using it in school tomorrow. Have you any ideas what i could glue. I'm thinking of gluing all the mice, i know this sounds kinda immature that i'm in 6th year, but its fun.

I'm in 6th year too and get someone to get iodine and ammonia from the science labs and to filter em together to form ammoium iodide. Then place half a match head worth on all the door handles. Hilarity ensures.

Dangerous Man

mikemac1 wrote: »

Well OP, if you're the future of this country this recession is here to stay

That's right - have a go at the people who had fuck all to do with what happened.

The man wants to glue some stuff. Leave him to it.

NakedNNettles

Taken ....Liam Nesson