Will you watch the Eurovision?

DEFTLEFTHAND · 20-05-2012 02:47AM

Is homosexuality legal in Azerbaijan?

LH Pathe · 20-05-2012 02:57AM

Repress Jedward. they shouldn't feel the freedom to bound about like that

reallyrose · 20-05-2012 03:00AM

Hell yes, I will watch the Eurovision. I love it, I've hardly missed a show in years.
It's cheesy nonsense and a lot of the songs are terrible. But it's lots of fun. I love seeing which countries have sent their own private jokes (like when we sent Dustin).
The whole thing is just great!

Chucken · 20-05-2012 03:16AM

Yes I will be watching

I LOVE Eurovision...hubby not so much

:(:(:(

About 5 years ago he said to me (after me moaning for years that I want to go to Eurovision) that we'd go the 1st time Azerbaijan won it.
Needless to say,last year I was THRILLED

Off I went on my interwebs,found flights for 450e each woohooooo......
ahhhhaaaa I didnt count on the aul Arzerbaijani government to block All hotel bookings til January of this year for the week of the contest. The prices in hostels had gone up about 6trillion* %
Barstewards :mad:

*not quite but you get the jist
needless to say Im not in Baku typing.....

Chucken · 20-05-2012 03:30AM

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Oh Lordi :rolleyes:
Turkey kinda beats it on all those headings

Just for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X9Re82Iezk

This happened the same day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jHgWqQRPLQ

Great day all round

Ficheall · 20-05-2012 12:35PM

I like Holland's and Iceland's entries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqlJaubki0o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8RS0eulXDo

cade · 20-05-2012 12:40PM

No I wont watch it, but I may as well considering that it'll be all I'll be seeing posts about in my Facebook news feed for the duration of the event. Breaking away from the online world wont help either as my family'll be watching it on the TV :rolleyes:

Phoenix Park · 20-05-2012 12:47PM

Ficheall wrote: »

Austrian entry's lyrics:

http://lyricstranslate.com
We are ready, jewellery 24 carat, our beer has 12 degrees
Dialect, yeah, the two of us are stars, looting bars, we are ready
And all the people shout: “Heya heya hey”
We are party indians, wear feathers on the head

And now get your bosom out, the noodle soup gang arrives
Rednecks, yay, haven’t seen such exuberance for a long time
And they dance and they shake at the pole, at the ceiling
I am enchanted, rednecks, look how they sprawl, uh-huh…

Come on, shake your bum, shake your (ooh ooh)
Shake your bum, yeah, yeah, that’s the way I like it
Come on, shake your bum, shake your (ooh ooh)
Shake your bum, as you are what I want

And I enter the club, the ladies have fine jewellery
But it’s there, there, where you don’t expect it at first
I only look at her, she dances at the strip pole
I’m ready, chap, lots of women, I don’t miss out on anything

“Noodle soup gang, what’s up?” and everybody shouts: “Ho ho”
And women are dancing, they only go low, low
She twists me around her finger, she wants a winner, winner
And then she can jump, jump, booty shake, bad finger

Come on, shake your bum, shake your (ooh ooh)
Shake your bum, yeah, yeah, that’s the way I like it
Come on, shake your bum, shake your (ooh ooh)
Shake your bum, as you are what I want

Come on, shake your bum, shake your (ooh ooh)
Shake your bum, yeah, yeah, that’s the way I like it
Come on, shake your bum, shake your (ooh ooh)
Shake your bum, as you are what I want

Your bum has feelings, your bum is a part of you
Don’t put it on chairs, your bum has an opinion, yeah
Your bum wants movement, so shake, shake, shake
Your bum wants encounters, come on, give it what it needs

Your bum doesn’t get tired, your bum tells something about you
Come, shake it, it wants it, so that the house starts vibrating
Your bum has to be ready, so shake, shake, shake
Your bum has to be ready, come on, give it what it needs

Come on, shake your bum, shake your (ooh ooh)
Shake your bum, yeah, yeah, that’s the way I like it
Come on, shake your bum, shake your (ooh ooh)
Shake your bum, as you are what I want

Come on, shake your bum, shake your (ooh ooh)
Shake your bum, yeah, yeah, that’s the way I like it
Come on, shake your bum, shake your (ooh ooh)
Shake your bum, as you are what I want

makes me feel kinda fuzzy...kinda warm and sexy like

Spread · 20-05-2012 02:30PM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Is homosexuality legal in Azerbaijan?

Only among sheep

Paddy Samurai · 20-05-2012 03:19PM

Ficheall wrote: »

Austrian entry's lyrics:

http://lyricstranslate.com
We are ready, jewellery 24 carat, our beer has 12 degrees
Dialect, yeah, the two of us are stars, looting bars, we are ready
And all the people shout: “Heya heya hey”
We are party indians, wear feathers on the head

And now get your bosom out, the noodle soup ............…

Come on, shake your bum, shake your (ooh ooh)
Shake your bum, yeah, yeah, that’s the way I like it
Come on, shake your bum, shake your (ooh ooh)
Shake your bum, as you are what I want..............

This is just as crazy:D

http://lyricstranslate.com

I'm a joker,
I'm a rocker,
Hold me baby, love me baby, forever, ever, ever
I'm shocker,
I'm a poker.
Got no fear, got no tear baby,
Never and never.

I'm a talker,
And straight-walker,
I'm a broker,
Evil-blocker.
Got no fear, got no tear baby,
Never and never.

I'm a slaker,
Trouble-breaker.
Fortune-maker,
Care-taker.
I'm a just a womanizer.
Let me be your supervisor..............................

I'm a poker....let me be your supervisor. LOL

Galwayguy35 · 20-05-2012 04:30PM

I remember that Lordi song, it was good.
10 times better than what we are sending over.

entropi · 20-05-2012 05:39PM

The title beside the Belgium entry on the profiles reads 'Would You?'

Yes, yes I would

:cool:

oterra · 20-05-2012 06:25PM

I'll watch it on the portable under my bed so nobody can see!
Its always been that way.

TeddyTedson · 20-05-2012 06:38PM

Not a chance I'll watch it.
It was funny with Terry Wogan but even then it was still **** and probably something better on.
It's run it's course, like the rose of tralee.
Sometimes we just have to let things die.

Out with the old and in with the new.

kfallon · 20-05-2012 06:49PM

When's it on? Can't say I'll be tuning in tbh

LordSutch · 20-05-2012 07:10PM

Saturday the 26th 8pm BBC1 HD.

Will be watching it as we nibble on our Eurovision BBQ with friends & family.

C'mon you Russian ladies

TeddyTedson · 20-05-2012 08:01PM

And have the Irish qualified or is there a chance they won't even be in it?

FizzleSticks · 20-05-2012 08:04PM

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Chucken · 20-05-2012 08:35PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

And have the Irish qualified or is there a chance they won't even be in it?

First semi final on Tuesday night. We'll know after that if we're through to the final.

http://www.eurovision.tv/page/baku-2012/about/shows/first-semi-final

....and dont lie Teddy,we all know you'll be watching it

Galwayguy35 · 20-05-2012 09:36PM

I'll bet the novelty has worn off Jedward this year and they won't make it through the semi final.

Ficheall · 20-05-2012 09:41PM

Of course they will. They've got the Eurovision formula down.

Galwayguy35 · 20-05-2012 09:43PM

Ficheall wrote: »

Of course they will. They've got the Eurovision formula down.

We'll see...

oterra · 20-05-2012 11:24PM

Chucken wrote: »

First semi final on Tuesday night. We'll know after that if we're through to the final.

http://www.eurovision.tv/page/baku-2012/about/shows/first-semi-final

....and dont lie Teddy,we all know you'll be watching it

Will ye still watch the final on Saturday if Jedward don't make it through the semi final on Tuesday?

Chucken · 20-05-2012 11:26PM

Of course!! Its the whole spectacle of it. I love it.

alphabeat · 20-05-2012 11:46PM

yes,
With my arse.

Ficheall · 21-05-2012 12:00AM

FizzleSticks wrote: »

This post has been deleted.

Apparently they are doing one online.

Jen Pigs Fly · 21-05-2012 12:02AM

Nope!

later12 · 21-05-2012 12:03AM

Will totally be watching this. Frickin love the euro-vision. My heart stopped for a minute when I read this thread title, as I thought I'd missed it. Phew.

ejmaztec · 22-05-2012 01:01PM

After watching BBC Panorama last night, I'll be watching the Eurovision to see if there's a coup while it's on, and for no other reason.

There's a mutual hatred between Azerbaijan and the Armenian over a border dispute, and in the previous Eurovision the feed for the Armenian entry was cut so that it wasn't shown in Azerbaijan. Some people in Azerbaijan still voted for the Armenian entry, even though they didn't see it, because they used their vote as a protest against their own government. Needless to say, the secret police tracked these people down and rounded them up for questioning, asking them why they voted for Armenia.

The Armenians aren't showing up to appear in the contest because they're in fear of their lives.

They're all nuts.

LizT · 22-05-2012 01:03PM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I will just to hear Marty Whelan's pathetic petty comments about other countries voting structures when its clear our joke entry isn't going to win.

No! graham Norton's commentary is so much better as he obviously thinks the whole thing is one massive joke.

Will you watch the Eurovision?

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