Worst name you've heard.

PattheMetaller · 19-05-2012 11:45PM

Willie Aitken (the "t" is silent)

Fromthetrees · 19-05-2012 11:53PM

Miles Long and Rick O'Shea bffs4eva. :cool:

mosi · 19-05-2012 11:54PM

Have an expectant friend who has a baby called John, she wants to call the new baby Jack. What do ye think of this combination, considering John and Jack are the same name (like William and Bill,for example)?

Thefirestarter · 20-05-2012 12:07AM

Was at a college graduation a couple of years ago for a relative,

They were doing the usual, calling out names..applause..etc etc..

But I had to laugh when one guys name was called out...

"Patrick Fitzpatrick"

:pac:

PattheMetaller · 20-05-2012 05:41PM

Like the old joke:

Did you hear about the two Irish gays? Patrick Fitzmichael and Michael Fitzpatrick.

alie · 29-07-2012 04:52PM

admiralofthefleet wrote: »

fella who used to own a pub in harolds cross - John Ramsbottom

What pub?

shaneb92 · 29-07-2012 04:57PM

beezow doo-doo zopittybop-bop-bop - Really is this guys name, google it

Pantsface · 29-07-2012 04:57PM

Ceol Damhsa - some nutbags called their little girl this - after their big love, dance music

srsly

herisson · 29-07-2012 05:02PM

There was a guy who used to teach in my old school years back!

His name was Tim Foil!

Elmer Blooker · 29-07-2012 05:13PM

Glasgow Celtic once signed a player but was terrible and played only once for the club, his name was Rafael Scheidt.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rafael_Scheidt

FairytaleGirl · 29-07-2012 05:21PM

I know a girl called Mercedes and her sister is called Porsche.

Their surname is Carr.

Their brother is called Kieran.

ColeTrain · 29-07-2012 05:21PM

Elmer Blooker wrote: »

Glasgow Celtic once signed a player but was terrible and played only once for the club, his name was Rafael Scheidt.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rafael_Scheidt

Celtic were also linked with Rod Fanni.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/c/celtic/6234992.stm

At the time Lee Naylor and Bobo Balde were at the club.

A back three of Naylor Balde Fanni would have been nice for one game.

spokes · 29-07-2012 05:24PM

Heard a mother call out " Logan and Cooper come 'ere". And a kid called Ace.

mauzo · 29-07-2012 05:27PM

I know of some kids with weird ass names.

Landry, Rocky, Uchrine, Bentley, Bailey...and my neighbours daughter is Angel.

I also know a Miles Long.

anheneti · 29-07-2012 05:28PM

I know a guy called Alan Kelly who married a girl called Kelly Allan, she is now called Kelly Kelly

Bad Panda · 29-07-2012 05:38PM

syndeyfife wrote: »

I know of some kids with weird ass names.

Landry, Rocky, Uchrine, Bentley, Bailey...and my neighbours daughter is Angel.

I also know a Miles Long.

Fcuking Landry!?!!

Atracta Foy has to be the worst name I've ever come across.

Honourable mentions to Donnie Rocket and Jarlath,

mauzo · 29-07-2012 05:42PM

Bad Panda wrote: »

Fcuking Landry!?!!

Atracta Foy has to be the worst name I've ever come across.

Honourable mentions to Donnie Rocket and Jarlath,

I know.....Landry. I could not believe it when she said thats what she was calling him. Poor kid

meoklmrk91 · 29-07-2012 05:55PM

Josiah, ****ing josiah, I'm sorry but thats just child cruelty. Also Tori, Rihanna, Nikita, all stripper names. Heard someone calling their son Travis in the shops one day.

My sister was in town one day and heard a mother talking to her three children, Shakira, Shania and their brother......... Ronan

delricyo · 29-07-2012 05:55PM

Had a teacher called Maurice Burris

Worked in a place that had a Willie Bumster on record

I have also heard of a Gay Hoare in the maynooth area !

salad dodger · 29-07-2012 06:17PM

I know an ex fireman called Mike Hunt.
A friend of a friend's called Michael Hough. He used to really dislike people shortening his name to mike.
Also heard a Brooklyn being called for in a shop a few years back

Wacker The Attacker · 29-07-2012 06:33PM

Ulick Magee didnt make the front page.

Disgraceful

Wacker The Attacker · 29-07-2012 06:34PM

meoklmrk91 wrote: »

Josiah, ****ing josiah, I'm sorry but thats just child cruelty. Also Tori, Rihanna, Nikita, all stripper names. Heard someone calling their son Travis in the shops one day.

My sister was in town one day and heard a mother talking to her three children, Shakira, Shania and their brother......... Ronan

Tori is more of a porn star name