Worst name you've heard.

ColeTrain

The Gillette thread got me thinking.

A while back I heard a young mother shout "Rihanna get back here". Sounded tacky enough.

Also, the name has to be real. Don't start posting I.P Freely or Johnny Fitzgoodandtight

3rdDegree

Henrietta Mutton. I kid you not.

flipper87

Ultan Beare

Senna

Now you've insulted Johnny Fitzgoodandtight, come back Johnny, he didn't mean it.

ColeTrain

3rdDegree wrote: »

Henrietta Mutton. I kid you not.

A horrible name.

Senna wrote: »

Now you've insulted Johnny Fitzgoodandtight, come back Johnny, he didn't mean it.

Poor Joey..

AskMyChocolate

Senna wrote: »

Now you've insulted Johnny Fitzgoodandtight, come back Johnny, he didn't mean it.

Genuine LOL.:D

On topic though, I had to send an e-mail today to a man whose name was Mr.Weadick.

Can't have been easy for him in school.

Chuck Stone

Had a teacher called Annette Curtain.

She kept telling us to pull ourselves together.

carefulnow100

Neville Neville.




What a thought process.



Genius.

crapmanjoe

Probably my good friend Joey Jo-Jo Junior... Shabadoo

Damn Moe saying it was worst name ever

swoody

Judy Graham Swallows

http://cumberlandcountytn.gov/register-of-deeds/

Gaye Males

http://www.coldwellbankerpbr.com/agents.aspx?agentid=AD58-000899

Nodster

Iris the Virus :eek:

Sindri

Elana Dykewomon. A feminist lesbian (is there any other kind).

anewme

flipper87 wrote: »

Ultan Beare

ha ha I knew him years ago!

Tipsy McSwagger

Seen a traveller woman shouting at her son 'Elvis your dinner is ready'.

keano_afc

Willie Frazer

blzbear

Willy Daily

markc1184

Young child called Ibiza.

Ted_YNWA

Willie Shortt ..

clappyhappy

I still think the England rugby player Danny Grewcock has one of the worst names ever.

Dan133269

Tipsy McSwagger wrote: »

Seen a traveller woman shouting at her son 'Elvis your dinner is ready'.

I went to school with a traveller called Elvis. Was this in Waterford by any chance?

pickarooney

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

Genuine LOL.:D

On topic though, I had to send an e-mail today to a man whose name was Mr.Weadick.

Can't have been easy for him in school.

13 years of "It's pronounced Weddick!" I imagine.

mongdesade

Guy in school called Ulick McGee, brother called Phelim, we used to slag him, called him Feel McGee

tonycascarino

Darren Bent - Aston Villa FC
Sue Ramsbottom - ex Laois ladies gaelic footballer
Dean Windass - ex soccer player


http://guymanningham.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/best-names-ever-1.jpg - Major Dickie Head
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_VhY5Acp9AsY/TEfntGOzXhI/AAAAAAAAAPo/w73eX51QINo/s1600/pic00900.jpg - Robert Fagot
http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/worst-names-ever-nominative-determinism/rusty-kuntz.jpg - Rusty Kuntz
http://www.coolbuddy.com/gallery_pics/imgs/Best-Name-Ever-or-Worst-Name-Ever.jpg - Jesus Condom
http://thievesbytuesday.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/2cwrkp42.jpg - Kim Yoo Suk

mattjack

I posted on this before...... Mrs Mattjack has a friend who's surname is Curtis ,

called her son Jamie Lee.

RachaelVO

Some movie star (can't remember who, but he's american) called his son Jet Pilot!

This thread reminds me of an OLD joke though (apologies for the bad Irish spelling)

A couple were going through the Gaeltacht region they are stopped by
they Gardai. Gard asks the man, "Cad is ainm duit?: He replies "Sean is
ainm dom", feeling a bit please he could speak the ol cupla focoail. The
gard then asks "agus do bhan?" he answers "Toyota Hi-ace"

:D

(I'll go now... hangs head in shame smirking)

admiralofthefleet

fella who used to own a pub in harolds cross - John Ramsbottom

Rocky_Dennis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmwGFX5pgXw

/Thread

CaSCaDe711

THIS has to be one of the worst names ever

Tipsy McSwagger

Dan133269 wrote: »

I went to school with a traveller called Elvis. Was this in Waterford by any chance?

Kilkenny

HalloweenJack

Definitely "Nivek" (Kevin spelt backwards, apparently) from that recent Alison O'Riordan piece.

pearliefan

Gaggandeep. Name of a cashier in Tesco I saw a few years ago... I had to do a double take!!

marley1

Biggest Dickis

monkeysnapper

marley1 wrote: »

Biggest Dickis

i knew his uncle silliest sawest

ColeTrain

marley1 wrote: »

Biggest Dickis

Worst ever? I'd put that on a t-shirt.

Micky Dolenz

Bickus Dickus.

antodeco

Rumplestil..Rumpekstilskti...Rumplestilstki...

Gregory

Daveysil15

Yung Thin Ho.

marley1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K8_jgiNqUc

I think i may have spelt it wrong but so did you Mickey;)

Micky Dolenz

Lickus prickus.

weemcd

Lad at my primary school was called Shane McShane.... his brother? Dwayne McShane, I'm not even messing. Parents obviously retards.

Ledger

John Jacob Hinkle Heimer Schmidt.

PCPhoto

have been told of a Mr Titscombe

Ledger

The vice principal in my old secondary school was Brian O'Brien, (we called him BOB) although rumour was his real name was Sebastian.

There's a sales rep where the father works called Neil O'Neill.

Micky Dolenz

Flickis Clitis.

Greentopia

Dick Power-I have a cousin named that.
Or maybe it's an awesome name if you're a guy??

joolsveer

I stayed in a hotel where the receptionist was Vanessa Horsefall.

Sumpecto

Met a guy called Richard Head before. His parents dropped the ball on that one.

Lawros Tache

Kathryn (of rte "fame") Thomas' Dad used to be my boss.


His name is Thomas Thomas.







B.T.W. - He used to (prob still does) dye his hair.

Everyone called him 'Brown' Thomas.

MrShine

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Willie Shortt ..

My dad know's a guy called Dick Short. He used to call himself Richard, but he got sick of every second person thinkin they'd discovered something hilarious that no one had noticed before. He calls himself Dick now to get it out of the way straight away.

I also used to know a lad called Patrick Fitzpatrick.

Greentopia

ColeTrain wrote: »

A while back I heard a young mother shout "Rihanna get back here". Sounded tacky enough.

Made tacky now unfortunately yes. Rhiannon is nice though, a friends daughter is called that. It's the name of a Welsh Celtic Goddess.

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

On topic though, I had to send an e-mail today to a man whose name was Mr.Weadick..

Yes but it's pronounced Way-dick, there are loads of Weadicks here in Arklow.

mattjack

Ledger wrote: »

The vice principal in my old secondary school was Brian O'Brien, (we called him BOB) although rumour was his real name was Sebastian.

There's a sales rep where the father works called Neil O'Neill.

Brian O'Sebastian ?