Worst name you've heard.

marley1 · 19-05-2012 10:28AM

Biggest Dickis

monkeysnapper · 19-05-2012 10:35AM

marley1 wrote: »

Biggest Dickis

i knew his uncle silliest sawest

ColeTrain · 19-05-2012 10:37AM

marley1 wrote: »

Biggest Dickis

Worst ever? I'd put that on a t-shirt.

Micky Dolenz · 19-05-2012 10:40AM

Bickus Dickus.

antodeco · 19-05-2012 10:40AM

Rumplestil..Rumpekstilskti...Rumplestilstki...

Gregory

Daveysil15 · 19-05-2012 10:41AM

Yung Thin Ho.

marley1 · 19-05-2012 10:46AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K8_jgiNqUc

I think i may have spelt it wrong but so did you Mickey;)

Micky Dolenz · 19-05-2012 10:51AM

Lickus prickus.

weemcd · 19-05-2012 10:55AM

Lad at my primary school was called Shane McShane.... his brother? Dwayne McShane, I'm not even messing. Parents obviously retards.

Ledger · 19-05-2012 10:56AM

John Jacob Hinkle Heimer Schmidt.

PCPhoto · 19-05-2012 10:59AM

have been told of a Mr Titscombe

Ledger · 19-05-2012 11:00AM

The vice principal in my old secondary school was Brian O'Brien, (we called him BOB) although rumour was his real name was Sebastian.

There's a sales rep where the father works called Neil O'Neill.

Micky Dolenz · 19-05-2012 11:03AM

Flickis Clitis.

Greentopia · 19-05-2012 11:06AM

Dick Power-I have a cousin named that.

Or maybe it's an awesome name if you're a guy??

joolsveer · 19-05-2012 11:09AM

I stayed in a hotel where the receptionist was Vanessa Horsefall.

Sumpecto · 19-05-2012 11:10AM

Met a guy called Richard Head before. His parents dropped the ball on that one.

Lawros Tache · 19-05-2012 11:12AM

Kathryn (of rte "fame") Thomas' Dad used to be my boss.

His name is Thomas Thomas.

B.T.W. - He used to (prob still does) dye his hair.

Everyone called him 'Brown' Thomas.

MrShine · 19-05-2012 11:19AM

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

Willie Shortt ..

My dad know's a guy called Dick Short. He used to call himself Richard, but he got sick of every second person thinkin they'd discovered something hilarious that no one had noticed before. He calls himself Dick now to get it out of the way straight away.

I also used to know a lad called Patrick Fitzpatrick.

Greentopia · 19-05-2012 11:19AM

ColeTrain wrote: »

A while back I heard a young mother shout "Rihanna get back here". Sounded tacky enough.

Made tacky now unfortunately yes. Rhiannon is nice though, a friends daughter is called that. It's the name of a Welsh Celtic Goddess.

AskMyChocolate wrote: »

On topic though, I had to send an e-mail today to a man whose name was Mr.Weadick..

Yes but it's pronounced Way-dick, there are loads of Weadicks here in Arklow.

mattjack · 19-05-2012 11:21AM

Ledger wrote: »

The vice principal in my old secondary school was Brian O'Brien, (we called him BOB) although rumour was his real name was Sebastian.

There's a sales rep where the father works called Neil O'Neill.

Brian O'Sebastian ?

Ledger · 19-05-2012 11:23AM

mattjack wrote: »

Brian O'Sebastian ?

Nah, Sebastian O'Sebastian :pac:

wexie · 19-05-2012 11:26AM

Andrew Peacock.....

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/95505/You-called-me-what.html

Fbjm · 19-05-2012 11:27AM

Pat McGee. Yep.

SerialComplaint · 19-05-2012 11:40AM

MrShine wrote: »

I also used to know a lad called Patrick Fitzpatrick.

I knew a Patrick Kilpatrick, who became Paddy Kilpaddy. And then there was little Justin Casey. I worked with a Ken Dover, who had a brother called Ben.

rosco12 · 19-05-2012 11:41AM

once heard a young mother in the checkout queue in front of me call her two kids beyonce and shakira

19-05-2012 11:46AM

I know a 13 year old called Rianna. She was obviously born before the raise to fame of the pop star with the same name but people still assume she was named after her.

She actually got to meet Rihanna after a gig here which I thought was cool.

HalloweenJack · 19-05-2012 11:48AM

weemcd wrote: »

Lad at my primary school was called Shane McShane.... his brother? Dwayne McShane, I'm not even messing. Parents obviously retards.

Or just master trolls?

Micky Dolenz · 19-05-2012 11:50AM

The footballing Neville brothers father is called Neville Neville.

darragh16 · 19-05-2012 11:55AM

Fanny Chmelar, a German Skier.

Bradley Walsh's reaction is brilliant...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmwGFX5pgXw

Lapin · 19-05-2012 11:56AM

Walking past Herbert Park near the RDS one day I heard a D4 Mum call after her 5(ish) year son in that drawny accent that made her sound like she was going to break down in tears.

"Please Pateo, don't walk too near the edge of the footpath".

In any other part of the country an Irish boy called pateo would get the unmerciful piss ripped out of him, but I guess in the heart of Dublin 4 the kid probably blends in with the rest.

Worst name you've heard.

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