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Thieving flatmate

  • 14-05-2012 11:10PM
    #1
    puddinboxxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 162 ✭✭


    Ok so i live with a girl I work with since january,everythin was fine apart from her bein a slob but I discovered lately that shes robbed some stuff,dont ask me how i know i just do.I set some traps and even with them she denies doin it but I know for a fact shes lying
    My predicament is that I like this flat and I dont wanna just move out
    So im comin to ah lookin for suggestions both serious and funny as to how to get rid of her and I dont think blastin her with piss will do the trick...


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  • #2
    mackg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Traps?


  • #3
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Is she hot?


  • #4
    mikemac1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,395 ✭✭✭✭mikemac1


    Tell us more about these traps

    I'm intrigued


  • #5
    Jester252
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    you should rob stuff too


  • #6
    micheal1995
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22 ✭micheal1995


    two easy ways embarrising vedio or the easier method shot gun


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  • #7
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Trick her into robbing your jizz.

    Win win.


  • #8
    Pushtrak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,640 ✭✭✭Pushtrak


    What kind of stuff was she stealing? And what kind of trap did you set?

    Oh, and the obligatory Pics or GTFO.


  • #9
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    My now ex flatmate was stony broke and was stealing small change from my room when I was out.

    At first I thought it was my mistake as I usually have pocketfuls of change but once I knew it was definitely going I had a webcam which had a motioncontrol option so once I deffo caught him in the act the next time I was out I put a pile of change on my pc desk, behind it a sign saying smile for the camera and an arrow pointing at it.

    Nothing was ever said but the his face on the video was priceless and my disappearing change problem stopped. I also got a bottle of vodka a few days later left in my room by the vodka fairy.


  • #10
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    The next time something goes missing, throw a huge fit then pretend to call the garda.


  • #11
    Gee Bag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    This calls for some South African style justice

    Put a tyre filled with petrol around her neck and set it on fire. If those pesky Gardai come asking questions tell them she was a witch.


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  • #12
    downwithpeace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭downwithpeace


    Setup a camera to record her actions.


  • #13
    Peetrik
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,672 ✭✭✭Peetrik


    smash wrote: »
    Is she hot?

    She sounds hot! (slow nod with a leery smile)


  • #14
    Palytoxin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 866 ✭✭✭Palytoxin


    Set whatever she's taking in jelly, then when she takes it out, it will break the jelly seal, foolproof, and tasty. (Make the jelly with piss, and blast her with the jelly that's left.)


  • #15
    kona
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,522 ✭✭✭kona


    I had to deal with a **** like this before, luckily he ****ed off himself.

    feel sorry for ya,I hate slobby pricks.


  • #16
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    you could try saying "next time I see you thieving my stuff Im going to punch you in the face!"

    when she does...you punch her in the face, then wait for her to move out to get away from you. you filthy animal :mad:

    you may be a filthy animal but you will be a filthy animal without a thieving housemate :)


  • #17
    puddinboxxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 162 ✭✭puddinboxxx


    -she aint that hot
    -items stolen have been money and condoms
    -traps are knowin exactly how much money was in the jar that money was stolen from and strategically placing stuff in my room to know if she was in there while I was gone


  • #18
    Pushtrak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,640 ✭✭✭Pushtrak


    In before someone recommends damaging the condom - don't do that.


  • #19
    puddinboxxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 162 ✭✭puddinboxxx


    Thought of that but no im not that bad


  • #20
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Put a lot of money in a place, that removing it will trigger a net that will trap her and get your proof :)


  • #21
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,880 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Pushtrak wrote: »
    In before someone recommends damaging the condom - don't do that.

    If only there was a way to put chilli oil in them.


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  • #22
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    You should start stealing her dirty knickers and every now and then take a single shoe from her wardrobe. That'll teach her!


  • #23
    Jester252
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Jester252


    cloud493 wrote: »
    Put a lot of money in a place, that removing it will trigger a net that will trap her and get your proof :)
    A electric net would be better


  • #24
    IM0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    puddinboxxx wrote: »
    -she aint that hot
    -items stolen have been money and condoms
    -traps are knowin exactly how much money was in the jar that money was stolen from and strategically placing stuff in my room to know if she was in there while I was gone

    thats an important that, so she is kind of then? well in that case you can go about saying I will trade sexual favours in exchange for my silence :)


  • #25
    puddinboxxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 162 ✭✭puddinboxxx


    Im not very technological so the likes of cameras,nets,sharks with laser beams etc is outa the question


  • #26
    du Maurier
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭du Maurier


    Put your puddin' in her box.


  • #27
    Boscoirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,411 ✭✭✭Boscoirl


    steal her underwear, and sell it on ebay to recoup your loses.


    I bid €0.38


  • #28
    downwithpeace
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,259 ✭✭✭downwithpeace


    Boscoirl wrote: »
    steal her underwear, and sell it on ebay to recoup your loses.


    I bid €0.38

    Keep in mind she's stealing his condoms.


  • #29
    puddinboxxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 162 ✭✭puddinboxxx


    I reckon her nickers smell like shreks armpit


  • #30
    Boscoirl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,411 ✭✭✭Boscoirl


    downwithpeace wrote: »
    Keep in mind she's stealing his condoms.


    €0.34


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  • #31
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    puddinboxxx wrote: »
    I reckon her nickers smell like shreks armpit
    You live with hairyprincess?


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