Strangest thing your partner has said during sex

Coal1978 · 13-05-2012 05:56PM #1

What is the weirdest thing your partner has said during sex?
We all know about the blurted out I LOVE YOU, that means nothing...... Any others?

MickySticks · 13-05-2012 05:57PM

"the ceiling needs painting"

Fenian Army · 13-05-2012 05:57PM

"I'm going to bake you a cake"

And she did. Very random, but was tasty

ntlbell · 13-05-2012 05:58PM

"one thousand and forty four.....One thou..."

Colmo52 · 13-05-2012 05:58PM

Stop it dad

Cassidy28 · 13-05-2012 05:58PM

"Jesus you're ***k is massive"

gdavis · 13-05-2012 05:59PM

"who the f#ck are you"!!

TeddyTedson · 13-05-2012 05:59PM

"I love you" :eek:

BeerWolf · 13-05-2012 06:00PM

Cassidy28 wrote: »

"Jesus you're ***k is massive"

Strange, cause it isn't?

golden lane · 13-05-2012 06:00PM

wow!!!!!!

Coal1978 · 13-05-2012 06:03PM

Sorry, I'm having trouble pushing it in, your muff hair is too thick

MrShine · 13-05-2012 06:03PM

"Stop being a turtle and get back to it!".

In her defense, I was making turtle sex noises.

bbam · 13-05-2012 06:04PM

Where did you learn that !

lookitsme · 13-05-2012 06:06PM

THANKS BRIAN

WHO THE HELL IS BRIAN

Cantona's Collars · 13-05-2012 06:07PM

Fenian Army wrote: »

"I'm going to bake you a cake"

And she did. Very random, but was tasty

That'd be the yeast infection she had:pac:

lookitsme · 13-05-2012 06:07PM

NO its not in yet

fergpie · 13-05-2012 06:08PM

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh un-be-lievable :pac:

lookitsme · 13-05-2012 06:08PM

zerks wrote: »

That'd be the yeast infection she had:pac:

trush cake

13-05-2012 06:09PM

Second hole from the back, please.

Scioch · 13-05-2012 06:12PM

"Sorry about that

"

"Sorry about what? "

"Never mind"

I neither seen, heard, smelt or felt anything but she seemed mortified and refused to tell me why. To this day its still a mystery.

gdavis · 13-05-2012 06:15PM

lob it in there boss and none of ur fancy business

Gaunty · 13-05-2012 06:16PM

"You looked like someone who had a small penis to me before we went to bed, i'm surprised"

Didn't know whether to take it as a compliment or insult!

gdavis · 13-05-2012 06:17PM

"have u any cucumbers in the fridge"

Sky King · 13-05-2012 06:30PM

"Schrödinger's cat is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, devised by Austrian physicist Erwin Schrödinger in 1935. It illustrates what he saw as the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applied to everyday objects"

Gummy Panda · 13-05-2012 06:30PM

"you are crushing me"

Crushinator just wants to be loved

Doodoo · 13-05-2012 06:34PM

Quick, get a towel!

IM0 · 13-05-2012 06:34PM

LordSmeg wrote: »

"Sorry about that "

"Sorry about what? "

"Never mind"

I neither seen, heard, smelt or felt anything but she seemed mortified and refused to tell me why. To this day its still a mystery.

fanny fart or sneaky finger

antodeco · 13-05-2012 06:34PM

"Did you turn off the immersion?"

2 stroke · 13-05-2012 06:35PM

Next.

backinexile · 13-05-2012 06:37PM

"I want to have your babies!!!"

Cassidy28 · 13-05-2012 06:39PM

BeerWolf wrote: »

Strange, cause it isn't?

Strangest thing your partner has said during sex

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