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If you could change...

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  • #32
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    batm!ke wrote: »
    and I've made her change... well... nothing come to think of it :eek:

    thats cause you know better :cool:


  • #33
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Biggins wrote: »
    Are you the young fella? :D

    No, he's the guy who sits and watches husbands who sit and watch young fellas ride their wives in porn movies.


  • #34
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    Abi wrote: »
    I know it's the Internet, AH blady blah, but at the risk of saying something serious here - I think if you want to change anything about them there's something wrong.

    I dunno, I love the idealism of that, but I'm quite sure there's loads of things that my dear darling munchkin sweetie pie would love to change about me. But why mess with perfection I say?? Doesn't mean he doesn't want to lock me up and force me to make him sandwiches for the rest of my life or until a trade-in is necessary. True love we have, true love.


  • #35
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Abi wrote: »
    I know it's the Internet, AH blady blah, but at the risk of saying something serious here - I think if you want to change anything about them there's something wrong.

    You should hold a seminar. Most women find a man and try to change everything about him!


  • #36
    batm!ke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 517 ✭✭✭batm!ke


    smash wrote: »
    You should hold a seminar. Most women find a man and try to change everything about him!

    Word.


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  • #37
    Crooked Jack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,678 ✭✭✭Crooked Jack


    i wish her nipples leaked whiskey when i sucked them. On for Jamesons and one for Jack


  • #38
    Funkfield
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭Funkfield


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I wish she had a like button
    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    don't you mean a mute button?

    Don't you mean a sandwich button?




    *or a "steak and a bj" button


  • #39
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    smash wrote: »
    You should hold a seminar. Most women find a man and try to change everything about him!

    http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/72/301zm.jpg


  • #40
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    g'em wrote: »
    Abi wrote: »
    I know it's the Internet, AH blady blah, but at the risk of saying something serious here - I think if you want to change anything about them there's something wrong.

    I dunno, I love the idealism of that, but I'm quite sure there's loads of things that my dear darling munchkin sweetie pie would love to change about me. But why mess with perfection I say?? Doesn't mean he doesn't want to lock me up and force me to make him sandwiches for the rest of my life or until a trade-in is necessary. True love we have, true love.
    Well, I base my opinion on just my own personal experience G'em. When something has been so wrong in the past you quickly learn to appreciate when it is right. Maybe I do have unrealistic notions, but I can't fault what I have. When the one thing in your day you look forward to is seeing the other and spending time with them again, then you know it's right.

    I hear collective vomiting :D


  • #41
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    smash wrote: »
    Abi wrote: »
    I know it's the Internet, AH blady blah, but at the risk of saying something serious here - I think if you want to change anything about them there's something wrong.

    You should hold a seminar. Most women find a man and try to change everything about him!
    Never change them, if you do that you will just become a source of annoyance. This borks relationships.


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  • #42
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Biggins wrote: »
    http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/72/301zm.jpg

    Mine's the complete opposite. She doesn't want me to shave or get a haircut.:D


  • #43
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    For her to tighten up a bit or maybe it's just me who needs to fatten up :(

    Seriously though, has a small jealous streak and it's one thing that really bugs the crap out of me.


  • #44
    Recessionbust
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 243 ✭✭Recessionbust


    I found it was easier to just change her for another :D


  • #45
    Born to Die
    Closed Accounts Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Born to Die


    Biggins wrote: »
    http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/72/301zm.jpg

    My life in cartoon form. Current gf hasn't shown any of these symptoms yet, here's hoping that lasts.


  • #46
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    Abi wrote: »
    Well, I base my opinion on just my own personal experience G'em. When something has been so wrong in the past you quickly learn to appreciate when it is right. Maybe I do have unrealistic notions, but I can't fault what I have. When the one thing in your day you look forward to is seeing the other and spending time with them again, then you know it's right.

    I hear collective vomiting :D

    Oh I hear you on that one. Your point that is, not the vomiting :pac: What's that cheesy line? You love someone because of their faults, not despite them.

    Now I'm making myself sick too...


  • #47
    Battered Mars Bar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 672 ✭✭✭Battered Mars Bar


    How long should you wait before changing someone? I've the hair dye ready but how do I force her?...nicely :)


  • #48
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    g'em wrote: »
    Abi wrote: »
    Well, I base my opinion on just my own personal experience G'em. When something has been so wrong in the past you quickly learn to appreciate when it is right. Maybe I do have unrealistic notions, but I can't fault what I have. When the one thing in your day you look forward to is seeing the other and spending time with them again, then you know it's right.

    I hear collective vomiting :D

    Oh I hear you on that one. Your point that is, not the vomiting :pac: What's that cheesy line? You love someone because of their faults, not despite them.

    Now I'm making myself sick too...
    Or in car seller speak, you buy it how you find it :pac:


  • #49
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Her mouth.
    It would spend less time moaning and more time, eh, doing other things:eek:


  • #50
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Biggins wrote: »
    Are you the young fella? :D

    im not black but if your wife is hot enough im game for it ;)


  • #51
    CruelCoin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,465 ✭✭✭CruelCoin


    davet82 wrote: »
    something about your OH/partner what would it be? habbits, looks ect

    Give her a second pair of tits.

    Her first pair are awesome and i just want MOAR!


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  • #52
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    Funkfield wrote: »
    Don't you mean a sandwich button?




    *or a "steak and a bj" button

    aww hell we men just need this to work on women

    wife_remote_control_blakc.jpg


  • #53
    Pighead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    brummytom wrote: »
    I'd make her more, sort of... existing
    Ha ha! Pighead had a good old chuckle at that one. Good stuff brummy. You are without doubt, Pighead's favourite brummy based poster on boards.

    On topic, the only thing Pighead would change about his lovely would be to make her look a little bit more like yours truly.


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