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If you could change...

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  • 10-05-2012 4:00pm
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    davet82
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    something about your OH/partner what would it be? habbits, looks ect
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    brummytom
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    I'd make her more, sort of... existing


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    smash
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    Could I turn her into a lotto winner?


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    Jesus Shaves
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    Not a thing, she's perfect


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    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    darokane wrote: »
    Not a thing, she's perfect

    GTFO :mad:


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    #6
    IM0
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    and you OP what would you change


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    Immaculate Pasta
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    darokane wrote: »
    Not a thing, she's perfect

    darokane has a perfect girlfriend and wants to brag to everyone about it

    :pac:


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    biko
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    Yeah yeah pasta we hear you.


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    [Deleted User]
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    I wish she had a like button


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    Stiffler2
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    davet82 wrote: »
    something about your OH/partner what would it be? habbits, looks ect

    a woman only needs to be changed in 2 area's usually.

    1) she needs to be given an invisible cloak so I can't see her
    2) she needs to be muted so I can't hear her.


    that is all


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    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    darokane wrote: »
    Not a thing, she's perfect
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    IM0 wrote: »
    and you OP what would you change

    well we're all fcuked after that answer... so nothing as she is also perfect


    *fcukin killjoy


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    Jesus Shaves
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    I forgot to mention she reads boards regularly


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    Mr Benevolent
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    Maybe her habit of leaving bottle caps partially unscrewed. Other than that, nothing.


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    Nothingbetter2d
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    I wish she had a like button

    don't you mean a mute button?


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    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    darokane wrote: »
    I forgot to mention she reads boards regularly

    :pac::pac::pac:


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    Biggins
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    darokane wrote: »
    Not a thing, she's perfect

    :mad:

    What are you doing with my wife young man!

    I demand to know ...and can I join in?


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    Nothingbetter2d
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    Biggins wrote: »
    :mad:

    What are you doing with my wife young man!

    I demand to know ...and can I join in?

    are you one of those guys in "husband sits and watches wife fcuk young black fella with big cock" porn movies? :confused:


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    Dravokivich
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    I don't ask for much, all I want is for her to stop dropping the cap off my toothpaste down the sink. In fairness she hasn't done it in a while...


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    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    I don't ask for much, all I want is for her to stop dropping the cap off my toothpaste down the sink. In fairness she hasn't done it in a while...

    no no no, beat the shít out of her, its the only way she'll learn ;)


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    Dravokivich
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    davet82 wrote: »
    no no no, beat the shít out of her, its the only way she'll learn ;)

    I've found other things for her to do. I distract her attention with cartoons
    :cool:


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    Gremlinertia
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    I wish she had a like button

    If you look hard enough.... :P


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    mongdesade
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    Put the jax paper on the right way FFS :mad:


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    Dravokivich
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    Gremlinertia wrote: »
    If you look hard enough.... :P

    Eh... that's the starter... ;)


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    #24
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    davet82 wrote: »
    no no no, beat the shít out of her, its the only way she'll learn ;)
    mongdesade wrote: »
    Put the jax paper on the right way FFS :mad:

    my earlier advice also applys here too ;)


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    Biggins
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    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    are you one of those guys in "husband sits and watches wife fcuk young black fella with big cock" porn movies? :confused:

    Are you the young fella? :D


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    Abi
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    I know it's the Internet, AH blady blah, but at the risk of saying something serious here - I think if you want to change anything about them there's something wrong.


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    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Abi wrote: »
    I know it's the Internet, AH blady blah, but at the risk of saying something serious here - I think if you want to change anything about them there's something wrong.

    even if its putting the jacks roll the right way round?

    harsh ;)


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    Born to Die
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    I'd make her bisexual.


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    batm!ke
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    Abi wrote: »
    I know it's the Internet, AH blady blah, but at the risk of saying something serious here - I think if you want to change anything about them there's something wrong.

    Are you havin' a laugh, I don't know one couple, myself and my OH included, that wouldn't have at least one complaint about something the other says or does. That's why since I've been with her I've stopped wearing ridiculously baggy pants... :p

    and I've made her change... well... nothing come to think of it :eek:


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    Biggins
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    davet82 wrote: »
    If you could change something about your OH/partner what would it be?

    I'd change her from she being in her underwear, to being out of them more often! :D

    ...Given half a chance! :cool:


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    Abi
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    davet82 wrote: »
    Abi wrote: »
    I know it's the Internet, AH blady blah, but at the risk of saying something serious here - I think if you want to change anything about them there's something wrong.

    even if its putting the jacks roll the right way round?

    harsh ;)
    It's not called jacks roll in my house, it's called **** roll :D

    Couldn't care less tbh :)


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