If you could change...

davet82

something about your OH/partner what would it be? habbits, looks ect

brummytom

I'd make her more, sort of... existing

smash

Could I turn her into a lotto winner?

Jesus Shaves

Not a thing, she's perfect

davet82

darokane wrote: »

Not a thing, she's perfect

GTFO :mad:

IM0

and you OP what would you change

Immaculate Pasta

darokane wrote: »

Not a thing, she's perfect

darokane has a perfect girlfriend and wants to brag to everyone about it

:pac:

biko

Yeah yeah pasta we hear you.

I wish she had a like button

Stiffler2

davet82 wrote: »

something about your OH/partner what would it be? habbits, looks ect

a woman only needs to be changed in 2 area's usually.

1) she needs to be given an invisible cloak so I can't see her
2) she needs to be muted so I can't hear her.


that is all

davet82

darokane wrote: »

Not a thing, she's perfect

*

IM0 wrote: »

and you OP what would you change

well we're all fcuked after that answer... so nothing as she is also perfect


*fcukin killjoy

Jesus Shaves

I forgot to mention she reads boards regularly

Mr Benevolent

Maybe her habit of leaving bottle caps partially unscrewed. Other than that, nothing.

Nothingbetter2d

Deleted User wrote: »

I wish she had a like button

don't you mean a mute button?

davet82

darokane wrote: »

I forgot to mention she reads boards regularly

:pac::pac::pac:

Biggins

darokane wrote: »

Not a thing, she's perfect

:mad:

What are you doing with my wife young man!

I demand to know ...and can I join in?

Nothingbetter2d

Biggins wrote: »

:mad:

What are you doing with my wife young man!

I demand to know ...and can I join in?

are you one of those guys in "husband sits and watches wife fcuk young black fella with big cock" porn movies?

Dravokivich

I don't ask for much, all I want is for her to stop dropping the cap off my toothpaste down the sink. In fairness she hasn't done it in a while...

davet82

Dravokivich wrote: »

I don't ask for much, all I want is for her to stop dropping the cap off my toothpaste down the sink. In fairness she hasn't done it in a while...

no no no, beat the shít out of her, its the only way she'll learn

Dravokivich

davet82 wrote: »

no no no, beat the shít out of her, its the only way she'll learn

I've found other things for her to do. I distract her attention with cartoons
:cool:

Gremlinertia

Deleted User wrote: »

I wish she had a like button

If you look hard enough.... :P

mongdesade

Put the jax paper on the right way FFS :mad:

Dravokivich

Gremlinertia wrote: »

If you look hard enough.... :P

Eh... that's the starter...

davet82

davet82 wrote: »

no no no, beat the shít out of her, its the only way she'll learn

mongdesade wrote: »

Put the jax paper on the right way FFS :mad:

my earlier advice also applys here too

Biggins

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

are you one of those guys in "husband sits and watches wife fcuk young black fella with big cock" porn movies?

Are you the young fella?

Abi

I know it's the Internet, AH blady blah, but at the risk of saying something serious here - I think if you want to change anything about them there's something wrong.

davet82

Abi wrote: »

I know it's the Internet, AH blady blah, but at the risk of saying something serious here - I think if you want to change anything about them there's something wrong.

even if its putting the jacks roll the right way round?

harsh

Born to Die

I'd make her bisexual.

batm!ke

Abi wrote: »

I know it's the Internet, AH blady blah, but at the risk of saying something serious here - I think if you want to change anything about them there's something wrong.

Are you havin' a laugh, I don't know one couple, myself and my OH included, that wouldn't have at least one complaint about something the other says or does. That's why since I've been with her I've stopped wearing ridiculously baggy pants...

and I've made her change... well... nothing come to think of it :eek:

Biggins

davet82 wrote: »

If you could change something about your OH/partner what would it be?

I'd change her from she being in her underwear, to being out of them more often!

...Given half a chance! :cool:

Abi

davet82 wrote: »

Abi wrote: »

I know it's the Internet, AH blady blah, but at the risk of saying something serious here - I think if you want to change anything about them there's something wrong.

even if its putting the jacks roll the right way round?

harsh

It's not called jacks roll in my house, it's called **** roll

Couldn't care less tbh

davet82

batm!ke wrote: »

and I've made her change... well... nothing come to think of it :eek:

thats cause you know better :cool:

Seachmall

Biggins wrote: »

Are you the young fella?

No, he's the guy who sits and watches husbands who sit and watch young fellas ride their wives in porn movies.

g'em

Abi wrote: »

I know it's the Internet, AH blady blah, but at the risk of saying something serious here - I think if you want to change anything about them there's something wrong.

I dunno, I love the idealism of that, but I'm quite sure there's loads of things that my dear darling munchkin sweetie pie would love to change about me. But why mess with perfection I say?? Doesn't mean he doesn't want to lock me up and force me to make him sandwiches for the rest of my life or until a trade-in is necessary. True love we have, true love.

smash

Abi wrote: »

I know it's the Internet, AH blady blah, but at the risk of saying something serious here - I think if you want to change anything about them there's something wrong.

You should hold a seminar. Most women find a man and try to change everything about him!

batm!ke

smash wrote: »

You should hold a seminar. Most women find a man and try to change everything about him!

Word.

Crooked Jack

i wish her nipples leaked whiskey when i sucked them. On for Jamesons and one for Jack

Funkfield

Deleted User wrote: »

I wish she had a like button

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

don't you mean a mute button?

Don't you mean a sandwich button?




*or a "steak and a bj" button

Biggins

smash wrote: »

You should hold a seminar. Most women find a man and try to change everything about him!

http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/72/301zm.jpg

Abi

g'em wrote: »

Abi wrote: »

I know it's the Internet, AH blady blah, but at the risk of saying something serious here - I think if you want to change anything about them there's something wrong.

I dunno, I love the idealism of that, but I'm quite sure there's loads of things that my dear darling munchkin sweetie pie would love to change about me. But why mess with perfection I say?? Doesn't mean he doesn't want to lock me up and force me to make him sandwiches for the rest of my life or until a trade-in is necessary. True love we have, true love.

Well, I base my opinion on just my own personal experience G'em. When something has been so wrong in the past you quickly learn to appreciate when it is right. Maybe I do have unrealistic notions, but I can't fault what I have. When the one thing in your day you look forward to is seeing the other and spending time with them again, then you know it's right.

I hear collective vomiting

Abi

smash wrote: »

Abi wrote: »

I know it's the Internet, AH blady blah, but at the risk of saying something serious here - I think if you want to change anything about them there's something wrong.

You should hold a seminar. Most women find a man and try to change everything about him!

Never change them, if you do that you will just become a source of annoyance. This borks relationships.

Dravokivich

Biggins wrote: »

http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/72/301zm.jpg

Mine's the complete opposite. She doesn't want me to shave or get a haircut.:D

BillyMitchel

For her to tighten up a bit or maybe it's just me who needs to fatten up

Seriously though, has a small jealous streak and it's one thing that really bugs the crap out of me.

Recessionbust

I found it was easier to just change her for another

Born to Die

Biggins wrote: »

http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/72/301zm.jpg

My life in cartoon form. Current gf hasn't shown any of these symptoms yet, here's hoping that lasts.

g'em

Abi wrote: »

Well, I base my opinion on just my own personal experience G'em. When something has been so wrong in the past you quickly learn to appreciate when it is right. Maybe I do have unrealistic notions, but I can't fault what I have. When the one thing in your day you look forward to is seeing the other and spending time with them again, then you know it's right.

I hear collective vomiting

Oh I hear you on that one. Your point that is, not the vomiting :pac: What's that cheesy line? You love someone because of their faults, not despite them.

Now I'm making myself sick too...

Battered Mars Bar

How long should you wait before changing someone? I've the hair dye ready but how do I force her?...nicely

Abi

g'em wrote: »

Abi wrote: »

Well, I base my opinion on just my own personal experience G'em. When something has been so wrong in the past you quickly learn to appreciate when it is right. Maybe I do have unrealistic notions, but I can't fault what I have. When the one thing in your day you look forward to is seeing the other and spending time with them again, then you know it's right.

I hear collective vomiting

Oh I hear you on that one. Your point that is, not the vomiting :pac: What's that cheesy line? You love someone because of their faults, not despite them.

Now I'm making myself sick too...

Or in car seller speak, you buy it how you find it :pac:

sbsquarepants

Her mouth.
It would spend less time moaning and more time, eh, doing other things:eek:

Nothingbetter2d

Biggins wrote: »

Are you the young fella?

im not black but if your wife is hot enough im game for it

CruelCoin

davet82 wrote: »

something about your OH/partner what would it be? habbits, looks ect

Give her a second pair of tits.

Her first pair are awesome and i just want MOAR!