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If you could change...

  • 10-05-2012 03:00PM
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    something about your OH/partner what would it be? habbits, looks ect
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 brummytom
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    I'd make her more, sort of... existing


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 smash
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    Could I turn her into a lotto winner?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,959 Jesus Shaves
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    Not a thing, she's perfect


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 davet82
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    darokane wrote: »
    Not a thing, she's perfect

    GTFO :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 IM0
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    and you OP what would you change


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 Immaculate Pasta
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    darokane wrote: »
    Not a thing, she's perfect

    darokane has a perfect girlfriend and wants to brag to everyone about it

    :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 biko
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    Yeah yeah pasta we hear you.


  • Posts: 5,780 [Deleted User]
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    I wish she had a like button


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 Stiffler2
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    davet82 wrote: »
    something about your OH/partner what would it be? habbits, looks ect

    a woman only needs to be changed in 2 area's usually.

    1) she needs to be given an invisible cloak so I can't see her
    2) she needs to be muted so I can't hear her.


    that is all


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 davet82
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    darokane wrote: »
    Not a thing, she's perfect
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    IM0 wrote: »
    and you OP what would you change

    well we're all fcuked after that answer... so nothing as she is also perfect


    *fcukin killjoy


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,959 Jesus Shaves
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    I forgot to mention she reads boards regularly


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 Mr Benevolent
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    Maybe her habit of leaving bottle caps partially unscrewed. Other than that, nothing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 Nothingbetter2d
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    I wish she had a like button

    don't you mean a mute button?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 davet82
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    darokane wrote: »
    I forgot to mention she reads boards regularly

    :pac::pac::pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 Biggins
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    darokane wrote: »
    Not a thing, she's perfect

    :mad:

    What are you doing with my wife young man!

    I demand to know ...and can I join in?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 Nothingbetter2d
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    Biggins wrote: »
    :mad:

    What are you doing with my wife young man!

    I demand to know ...and can I join in?

    are you one of those guys in "husband sits and watches wife fcuk young black fella with big cock" porn movies? :confused:


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,411 Dravokivich
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    I don't ask for much, all I want is for her to stop dropping the cap off my toothpaste down the sink. In fairness she hasn't done it in a while...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 davet82
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    I don't ask for much, all I want is for her to stop dropping the cap off my toothpaste down the sink. In fairness she hasn't done it in a while...

    no no no, beat the shít out of her, its the only way she'll learn ;)


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,411 Dravokivich
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    davet82 wrote: »
    no no no, beat the shít out of her, its the only way she'll learn ;)

    I've found other things for her to do. I distract her attention with cartoons
    :cool:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 62,225 Gremlinertia
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    I wish she had a like button

    If you look hard enough.... :P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 330 mongdesade
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    Put the jax paper on the right way FFS :mad:


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,411 Dravokivich
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    If you look hard enough.... :P

    Eh... that's the starter... ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 davet82
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    davet82 wrote: »
    no no no, beat the shít out of her, its the only way she'll learn ;)
    mongdesade wrote: »
    Put the jax paper on the right way FFS :mad:

    my earlier advice also applys here too ;)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 Biggins
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    are you one of those guys in "husband sits and watches wife fcuk young black fella with big cock" porn movies? :confused:

    Are you the young fella? :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 Abi
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    I know it's the Internet, AH blady blah, but at the risk of saying something serious here - I think if you want to change anything about them there's something wrong.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 davet82
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    Abi wrote: »
    I know it's the Internet, AH blady blah, but at the risk of saying something serious here - I think if you want to change anything about them there's something wrong.

    even if its putting the jacks roll the right way round?

    harsh ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 830 Born to Die
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    I'd make her bisexual.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 517 batm!ke
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    Abi wrote: »
    I know it's the Internet, AH blady blah, but at the risk of saying something serious here - I think if you want to change anything about them there's something wrong.

    Are you havin' a laugh, I don't know one couple, myself and my OH included, that wouldn't have at least one complaint about something the other says or does. That's why since I've been with her I've stopped wearing ridiculously baggy pants... :p

    and I've made her change... well... nothing come to think of it :eek:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 Biggins
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    davet82 wrote: »
    If you could change something about your OH/partner what would it be?

    I'd change her from she being in her underwear, to being out of them more often! :D

    ...Given half a chance! :cool:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 Abi
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    davet82 wrote: »
    Abi wrote: »
    I know it's the Internet, AH blady blah, but at the risk of saying something serious here - I think if you want to change anything about them there's something wrong.

    even if its putting the jacks roll the right way round?

    harsh ;)
    It's not called jacks roll in my house, it's called **** roll :D

    Couldn't care less tbh :)


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