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Ever slip a Father Ted reference into real life?

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  • #122
    Jammyc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,979 ✭✭✭Jammyc


    'Big Haairy Ass..'


  • #123
    120_Minutes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,706 ✭✭✭120_Minutes


    I could have you killed.


  • #124
    St.Spodo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,027 ✭✭✭St.Spodo


    120_Minutes wrote: »
    I could have you killed.

    Came in to this thread to post that!

    ''I don't want to catch the menopause.''


  • #125
    McChubbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,080 ✭✭✭McChubbin


    Those women were in the NIP!!


  • #126
    Rothko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,995 ✭✭✭✭Rothko


    "I wouldn't know Ted, you big bollocks"


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  • #127
    monkeysnapper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭monkeysnapper


    When myself and the wife do a weekly shop ' when were off loading the grocerys from the car to the house ill say to her " get the fecking crunchies out of the car"


  • #128
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte


    "If you ever try to bullshit me like that again, I will rip off your arms!"


  • #129
    I Was VB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,911 ✭✭✭I Was VB


    Not a quote but....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=donfJlDdiUU


  • #130
    Pj!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Pj!


    I Was VB wrote: »
    Not a quote but....

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=donfJlDdiUU
    :)

    I guess the 'artist' is aware that it was used in Fr. Ted but even still, he must wonder what the hell all the Youtube comments are about.


  • #131
    Owryan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,024 ✭✭✭Owryan


    Once slipped it into fr. ted but that was back in my alter boy days .


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  • #132
    partyonwayne
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6 ✭partyonwayne


    Oh no it wouldn't be on any maps now... we're not exactly, New York


  • #133
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    I knew a father Clint power.


  • #134
    podgemonster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭podgemonster


    Usually in a pub/club or festival where must has turned to crap or the clientele are getting rowdy, i usually turn to my nearest buddy and go

    "Ted, I'm going mad"

    usually as we leave with...

    "I wouldn't stay here if you gave me a million pounds"!


  • #135
    conor360
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 170 ✭✭conor360


    MickySticks wrote: »
    "fucking hell"

    This.


  • #136
    power123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32 ✭power123


    ya dirty fecker:D

    i been drinking like a mad eejit:D

    pair of ****:D


  • #137
    Posy
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 28,111 Mod ✭✭✭✭Posy


    Being able to say things like 'I love my brick' and have almost everyone know what I'm talking about is one of the main reasons I haven't emigrated yet.

    I say 'Oh right' and 'What's going on? No, I mean in general' a lot in day to day life.


  • #138
    liogairmhordain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 355 ✭✭liogairmhordain


    variations on "poor mr sweeney, he won't like that" . eg french election results come through: "poor mr sarkozy, he won't like that".
    also when tired or hungover i like to communicate exclusively using the grunt / noise made by bishop brennan in the vatican after being kicked up the arse or by saying "maybe i need a holiday" in a bewildered tone


  • #139
    liogairmhordain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 355 ✭✭liogairmhordain


    another favourite : "i came round by southern yemen"


  • #140
    PrettyBoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,213 ✭✭✭PrettyBoy


    • Bye girls...pair o' ****
    • If you ever say that to me again, I'll put your head through the wall
    • I wasn't asking for permission
    • And now, to ride Mrs. O'Reilly!


    All of these quoted pretty regularly hah


  • #141
    yermanoffthetv
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 625 ✭✭✭yermanoffthetv


    "Are those my feet?" usually when snuggiling with blankys in front of the tv or so ossofied drunk when someone asks is that your:.....:D


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  • #142
    dfx-
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,807 Mod ✭✭✭✭dfx-


    When bored or thinking of somewhere to go in a group...

    "Why not Mawengwe's..he has satellite tv"


  • #143
    Scorpion Sting
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 42,404 ✭✭✭✭Scorpion Sting


    I call any beauty pageant 'The lovely girls competition'.

    A great bunch of lads ... applies for any ethnic minority.

    I constantly say this to my uncle which always cracks him up: F you, F your effin' wife. I'll stick this effin' pitchfork up your hole!

    On one or two occasions when I'm watching TV and someone sees a very pricey item in a shop I'd say:
    £200?! He's not trying to buy cocaine!!!

    In the car with my sister a few days ago listening to a CD and I ask her to play a particular song. She then goes: The first one? To which I reply:

    No not the ****ing first one! The ****ing first one's already been ****ing played!
    Just play the ****ing song you were playing earlier!


  • #144
    BaronVonMarlon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5 ✭BaronVonMarlon


    When someone asks me to do something..

    "Ya i'll do that"
    ''Really?"
    "NOOOOOOO"


  • #145
    forevertwisted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16 ✭forevertwisted


    anytime someones asks would I like something sliced

    "Would you like your pizza cut into 6 or 8 slices Dougal?" Dougal: "Oh just 6, I don't think I could eat 8"


  • #146
    macgrub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 303 ✭✭macgrub


    When I watch the news on the 12 of July every year, I usually use the quote:
    "Those Protestants, up to no good as usual".


  • #147
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    If anyone ever shows you a wound.

    "Wouldn't it look like a face?"


  • #148
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,706 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    All the time. Best one was when little 10 year old scrote called 'young fella' after me. I turned around and said "you'll address me by my proper title ya little bollix"


  • #149
    Beefy78
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,166 ✭✭✭Beefy78


    Not generally Father Ted. I willingly or unwillingly utter an Alan Partridgism most days though.


  • #150
    Drexel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,500 ✭✭✭Drexel


    anytime i used sellotape from the dispenser in work I always say 'you have used one inch of sticky tape. God bless you'. Polish fella beside me hasnt a clue!! haha


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  • #151
    Noo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,989 ✭✭✭Noo


    WANT WANT WANT ALL OF THEM!!

    http://www.tedstees.com/


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