Ever slip a Father Ted reference into real life?

Jammyc

'Big Haairy Ass..'

120_Minutes

I could have you killed.

St.Spodo

120_Minutes wrote: »

I could have you killed.

Came in to this thread to post that!

''I don't want to catch the menopause.''

McChubbin

Those women were in the NIP!!

Rothko

"I wouldn't know Ted, you big bollocks"

monkeysnapper

When myself and the wife do a weekly shop ' when were off loading the grocerys from the car to the house ill say to her " get the fecking crunchies out of the car"

bronte

"If you ever try to bullshit me like that again, I will rip off your arms!"

I Was VB

Not a quote but....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=donfJlDdiUU

Pj!

I Was VB wrote: »

Not a quote but....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=donfJlDdiUU

I guess the 'artist' is aware that it was used in Fr. Ted but even still, he must wonder what the hell all the Youtube comments are about.

Owryan

Once slipped it into fr. ted but that was back in my alter boy days .

partyonwayne

Oh no it wouldn't be on any maps now... we're not exactly, New York

mikom

I knew a father Clint power.

podgemonster

Usually in a pub/club or festival where must has turned to crap or the clientele are getting rowdy, i usually turn to my nearest buddy and go

"Ted, I'm going mad"

usually as we leave with...

"I wouldn't stay here if you gave me a million pounds"!

conor360

MickySticks wrote: »

"fucking hell"

This.

power123

ya dirty fecker:D

i been drinking like a mad eejit:D

pair of ****:D

Posy

Being able to say things like 'I love my brick' and have almost everyone know what I'm talking about is one of the main reasons I haven't emigrated yet.

I say 'Oh right' and 'What's going on? No, I mean in general' a lot in day to day life.

liogairmhordain

variations on "poor mr sweeney, he won't like that" . eg french election results come through: "poor mr sarkozy, he won't like that".
also when tired or hungover i like to communicate exclusively using the grunt / noise made by bishop brennan in the vatican after being kicked up the arse or by saying "maybe i need a holiday" in a bewildered tone

liogairmhordain

another favourite : "i came round by southern yemen"

PrettyBoy

• Bye girls...pair o' ****
  
• If you ever say that to me again, I'll put your head through the wall
  
• I wasn't asking for permission
  
• And now, to ride Mrs. O'Reilly!

All of these quoted pretty regularly hah

yermanoffthetv

"Are those my feet?" usually when snuggiling with blankys in front of the tv or so ossofied drunk when someone asks is that your:.....:D

dfx-

When bored or thinking of somewhere to go in a group...

"Why not Mawengwe's..he has satellite tv"

Scorpion Sting

I call any beauty pageant 'The lovely girls competition'.

A great bunch of lads ... applies for any ethnic minority.

I constantly say this to my uncle which always cracks him up: F you, F your effin' wife. I'll stick this effin' pitchfork up your hole!

On one or two occasions when I'm watching TV and someone sees a very pricey item in a shop I'd say:
£200?! He's not trying to buy cocaine!!!

In the car with my sister a few days ago listening to a CD and I ask her to play a particular song. She then goes: The first one? To which I reply:

No not the ****ing first one! The ****ing first one's already been ****ing played!
Just play the ****ing song you were playing earlier!

BaronVonMarlon

When someone asks me to do something..

"Ya i'll do that"
''Really?"
"NOOOOOOO"

forevertwisted

anytime someones asks would I like something sliced

"Would you like your pizza cut into 6 or 8 slices Dougal?" Dougal: "Oh just 6, I don't think I could eat 8"

macgrub

When I watch the news on the 12 of July every year, I usually use the quote:
"Those Protestants, up to no good as usual".

foxyboxer

If anyone ever shows you a wound.

"Wouldn't it look like a face?"

antodeco

All the time. Best one was when little 10 year old scrote called 'young fella' after me. I turned around and said "you'll address me by my proper title ya little bollix"

Beefy78

Not generally Father Ted. I willingly or unwillingly utter an Alan Partridgism most days though.

Drexel

anytime i used sellotape from the dispenser in work I always say 'you have used one inch of sticky tape. God bless you'. Polish fella beside me hasnt a clue!! haha

Noo

WANT WANT WANT ALL OF THEM!!

http://www.tedstees.com/