Ever slip a Father Ted reference into real life?

deise go deo

What would you say to a nice cup of tea Father? Feck Off Cup!

Sterling Archer

I often use the "it's Irelands largest lingerie department" at work.. (work in Dunnes Ennis )
Or if someone catches me not paying attention to them "Sorry Ted, I was concentrating too hard on looking holy. "

"Who's a bit of a moaning Michael tonight"

"The pulse not being there is bad enough, but the heart stopping is the real danger sign."

And waking someone i know "do you want a peanut"

doomed

NUNS! Reverse!!!

MickySticks

They were a bit obsessed with the old... S-E-X. God I'm glad I never think of that type of thing Father. That whole sexual world. God, when you think of it it's a dirty, filthy thing, isn't it Father? Can you imagine Father? Can you imagine Father, looking up at your husband, and him standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself? God almighty can you imagine that Father? Can you picture it there Father? Oh get a good mental picture of it. Can you see him there? Ready to do the business?

EdenHazard

My mum always says 'you wouldn't hear that language in Moore Street, the flats, traveller park etc.' to which I reply 'Ah you would mum, they use terrible language' lol

Ankhyu

I'm constantly quoting Father Ted. Anything that reminds me of a particular quote at all!

"God Ted I couldn't be any happier. The sun's out, and we're in an opticians"

"It's like a big tide of jam coming towards us. Except jam made out of old women"

"They KILLED her, and stole her pen!"

"Ted... Ted... Ted I'm in immense pain Ted" "Put it DOWN Dougal!"

Anytime someone asks me something I don't know the answer to I say: "I have absolutely no idea.. where the door is".

tjones64

hahaha saying stuff from tv show so other person says "i get the reference" that's funny!

Jesus Wept

mickey1985 wrote: »

Best is my friend was der with a girl he'd met n hadnt a whole lot to say so he asked her "have u seen father shorthall lately" unfort she hadnt a clue wat he was on about!!

Your friend is a hero.

floutingmaxims

When someone refuses tea i often reply with Ah now go on.. "Sure didnt the lord himself on the cross pause for a nice cup of tea before giving himself up for the world?"

Jesus Juice

Ah Protestants, up to no good as usual!

aidan_dunne

Yep, I'm terrible for quoting from 'Father Ted' all the time (along with the likes of Alan Partridge, The League of Gentlemen, Monty Python, Spinal Tap, The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, etc. etc.!). The 'Tedisms' that I usually find myself shouting out on an almost daily basis when something goes wrong or doesn't work properly are "ya fuppin baxtard!", "ARSE BISCUITS!" and "oh, it's the knacker's yard for you, pal!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzgT-fg01vY

And if I happen to walk into a room somewhere and there's horse racing on the telly, I can't help but shout out "Come on, Divorce Referendum!"

xflyer

Recently had the chance to use several Father Ted references involving an aeroplane, parachutes, a big red lever and priests. Absolute gift!