Advertisement
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/.
https://www.boards.ie/group/1878-subscribers-forum

Private Group for paid up members of Boards.ie. Join the club.
Hi all, please see this major site announcement: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058427594/boards-ie-2026

Piss on the 65B

2»

Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,187 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    I keep a garden shears on me at all times for just these occassions.
    A little bit off the top there boss.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    the titanic hit an iceberg

    lies :mad:we alll know it was sunk because 1689 people simultanously pissed on the floor while they were below deck


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭not yet


    CommanderC wrote: »
    and one more thing- while we are at it.....

    I am not from Dublin....I am from a little place called Sanson in New Zealand.

    So you can stick your 'is that the one to Westport' right up your 'I've got a chip on my shoulder cause everyone assumes Dublin is the centre of the universe' hole.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanson,_New_Zealand anyone interested in visiting Sanson ?.....:)

    Your from Hanson...? I thought they were a 90 group.

    PS did he shake it afterwards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 187 ✭✭Viral Vector


    I was sitting a few seats behind a girl who randomly threw up on a Bus Eireann bus to Galway at Claremorris....the smell was horrific!

    I'd take piss over puke on a bus anyday!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,390 ✭✭✭IM0


    I was sitting a few seats behind a girl who randomly threw up on a Bus Eireann bus to Galway at Claremorris....the smell was horrific!

    I'd take piss over puke on a bus anyday!

    when you put it like that you make a good case! Ill second that..


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    CommanderC wrote: »
    and one more thing- while we are at it.....

    I am not from Dublin....I am from a little place called Sanson in New Zealand.

    So you can stick your 'is that the one to Westport' right up your 'I've got a chip on my shoulder cause everyone assumes Dublin is the centre of the universe' hole.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanson,_New_Zealand anyone interested in visiting Sanson ?.....:)
    Right, you meant the 65B bus in Sanson, NZ when you said "town".
    Why on earth would you post about that on an Irish forum?


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    biko wrote: »
    Right, you meant the 65B bus in Sanson, NZ when you said "town".
    Why on earth would you post about that on an Irish forum?

    He used to be Irish. Now he's on one of the prison colonies. Trying to feel at home.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 107 ✭✭Wilde86


    I too have a rather disgusting story about the 65 bus.

    One evening after work I was on the 65 bus and was sitting upstairs. There were about eight other passengers upstairs with me when two young itinerant boys joined us. They were running around and just being generally annoying when I noticed that they got very quiet at the back. Then I was greeted with the most putrid smell.

    One of them had taken a sh*te at the back of the bus :eek: and were looking sheepish but more pleased with themselves than anything. People started opening windows but I had to go downstairs as I feared that I would vomit if I stayed any up there any longer. To my horror only one other passenger also went downstairs and everyone else just stuck it out with the smell.

    I was going to say it to the bus driver straight away until I saw the rest of their clan sitting downstairs too.

    Luckily I was getting off at the next stop so while waiting to get off I said it to the bus driver. The bus driver naturally said 'For F**k sake' and had a look of despair on his face. I felt so sorry for him.

    What happens in those situations? I mean does he take the take the bus off the road and drive back to the depot in that stench where someone will clean it? Or does HE have to clean it up??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,298 ✭✭✭Duggys Housemate


    I am confused as to where this bus is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 107 ✭✭Wilde86


    I got it from Dublin city centre to templeogue.

    Luckily I don't live there anymore so don't have to take it ever again.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,067 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    I am confused as to where this bus is.

    I think it was going from Westport to New Zealand via Tullamore.


Advertisement
Advertisement