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Piss on the 65B

  • 28-04-2012 09:18AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 420 ✭✭


    Got on the 65B last night into town.

    A guy dressed like Justin Bieber (NY Yankees hat, skinny jeans, high tops) took a piss on the bus.

    Pretty disgusting.........actually....very ****ing disgusting.

    ......Mingin skang biscuit !!!

    Thanks for listening :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    ok


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    65b, is that the one to Westport?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,450 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    CommanderC wrote: »

    (NY Yankees hat, skinny jeans, high tops)
    this bit alone makes me hate him already


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭Mint Sauce


    Was he playing music loudly through his mobile as well?

    Fucking hate that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 420 ✭✭CommanderC


    biko wrote: »
    65b, is that the one to Westport?

    It matters not what the destination was.

    Tis the piss I was concerned with :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    CommanderC wrote: »
    It matters not what the destination was.

    Tis the piss I was concerned with :)

    A muppet engaged in muppetry. He's a muppet.
    What's left to discuss?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    sometimes, when ya gota go ya gota go


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,801 ✭✭✭Nuttzz


    public transport is for losers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,538 ✭✭✭Radharc na Sleibhte


    Maybe it was justin bieber.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,574 ✭✭✭falan


    CommanderC wrote: »
    Got on the 65B last night into town.


    Which town?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,590 ✭✭✭theteal


    falan wrote: »
    Which town?

    that's been alluded to already. . .


    by any chance was it the tallaght end of the 65b route, op? i wouldn't want to be casting generalisations without the full facts


  • Moderators, Regional North West Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 19,247 Mod ✭✭✭✭byte
    byte


    falan wrote: »
    Which town?
    Westport


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    So you sat there while his piss dribbled down the length of the bus to your shoes?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,673 ✭✭✭TheBody


    Maybe he was trying to blast you with piss!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 420 ✭✭CommanderC


    falan wrote: »
    Which town?

    Why ?

    What does it matter ?

    Tullamore. I was on my way to The Palace.


    THERE WAS URINE SLUSHIN ABOUT THE FLOOR..........IT WAS LIKE THE GOD DAMN TITANIC !!!!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,184 ✭✭✭3ndahalfof6


    CommanderC wrote: »
    Why ?

    What does it matter ?

    Tullamore. I was on my way to The Palace.


    THERE WAS URINE SLUSHIN ABOUT THE FLOOR..........IT WAS LIKE THE GOD DAMN TITANIC !!!!!!!

    the titanic hit an iceberg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus


    did you blast him with piss for doing it.

    I'd have took his hat and put it in the piss.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 420 ✭✭CommanderC


    So you sat there while his piss dribbled down the length of the bus to your shoes?

    Yeah.....and then I had to walk home from the stop with pissy feet.

    Nah- he did it upstairs. But Id say it would only have been a matter of time before it dribbled down the stairs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,771 ✭✭✭shockwave


    I would have stuck his face in it.....dirty bastard.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,533 ✭✭✭the keen edge


    65B, that wasn't a bus.

    65B was the product number on the side of the portaloo.

    Consider yourself lucky you're not waking up in a jail cell this morning facing sexual assault charges and a listing on the sex offender list.

    Red means engaged.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 420 ✭✭CommanderC


    65B, that wasn't a bus.

    65B was the product number on the side of the portaloo.

    Consider yourself lucky you're not waking up in a jail cell this morning facing sexual assault charges and a listing on the sex offender list.

    Red means engaged.

    Flashiest portaloo evaaaa !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 420 ✭✭CommanderC


    biko wrote: »
    65b, is that the one to Westport?

    No its the one to Borris in Ossary.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 420 ✭✭CommanderC


    biko wrote: »
    65b, is that the one to Westport?

    and one more thing- while we are at it.....

    I am not from Dublin....I am from a little place called Sanson in New Zealand.

    So you can stick your 'is that the one to Westport' right up your 'I've got a chip on my shoulder cause everyone assumes Dublin is the centre of the universe' hole.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanson,_New_Zealand anyone interested in visiting Sanson ?.....:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    The bus driver just wouldnt listen dude.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    CommanderC wrote: »
    Your ma.
    CommanderC wrote: »
    and one more thing- while we are at it.....

    I am not from Dublin....I am from a little place called Sanson in New Zealand.

    So you can stick your 'is that the one to Westport' right up your 'I've got a chip on my shoulder cause everyone assumes Dublin is the centre of the universe' hole.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanson,_New_Zealand anyone interested in visiting Sanson ?.....:)


    Oh I like you, theres a bit of a spark in ya.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,736 ✭✭✭Gannicus




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭ringadingding


    BUS WäNKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    CommanderC wrote: »
    and one more thing- while we are at it.....

    I am not from Dublin....I am from a little place called Sanson in New Zealand.

    So you can stick your 'is that the one to Westport' right up your 'I've got a chip on my shoulder cause everyone assumes Dublin is the centre of the universe' hole.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanson,_New_Zealand anyone interested in visiting Sanson ?.....:)
    You're not exactly selling it to me, if I'm honest.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Ghandee wrote: »
    The bus driver just wouldnt listen dude.


    What a let down!

    I thought I'd see some synchronised pissing


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,286 ✭✭✭SouthTippBass


    What a let down!

    I thought I'd see some synchronised pissing

    Would you settle for a piss in a sink? (Want to link vid but would be banned!)


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