The joys of alcoholic

TeddyTedson · 22-04-2012 10:39PM #1

Oh the joys of being an alcoholic get better by the day.
Have about seven and a half beers last night and was completely smashed.
Don't remember a bloody thing to be honest but half my friends are no longer talking to me. Think I may have tried it on with his bird or something. He sent me a text saying "you're a compete and utter tit, wb". The other guy doesn't have time for me at the best of times either.
I spent about 50 quid too. The worst thing is I know I'll do it all over again on the 17th of May.
I wish I could give this **** up for life.
It seems to get worse every time now too.
People say it keeps getting worse with age too and I'm already 25.
How can you give up this crap for once and for all?

MagicMarker · 22-04-2012 10:42PM

The best course of action right now is to post about it in After Hours apparently.

senorwipesalot · 22-04-2012 10:42PM

Heroin is your only option.

hairyprincess · 22-04-2012 10:43PM

I don't think going out on the lash now and again makes you an alcoholic.

Though if you can get drunk on €50 you could teach a lot of people some tricks :P

Sunnyisland · 22-04-2012 10:43PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Oh the joys of being an alcoholic get better by the day.
Have about seven and a half beers last night and was completely smashed.
Don't remember a bloody thing to be honest but half my friends are no longer talking to me. Think I may have tried it on with his bird or something. He sent me a text saying "you're a compete and utter tit, wb". The other guy doesn't have time for me at the best of times either.
I spent about 50 quid too. The worst thing is I know I'll do it all over again on the 17th of May.
I wish I could give this **** up for life.
It seems to get worse every time now too.
People say it keeps getting worse with age too and I'm already 25.
How can you give up this crap for once and for all?

No wonder there not talking to ya

;)

Redzer7 · 22-04-2012 10:44PM

Big bag of foy and hit the field!

soyawhatsup · 22-04-2012 10:44PM

Your friend speaks the truth

ColeTrain · 22-04-2012 10:44PM

You got the fear bad son.

TeddyTedson · 22-04-2012 10:44PM

MagicMarker wrote: »

The best course of action right now is to post about it in After Hours apparently.

It actually helps, try it some time.
are you a boardsie yourself?

Superbus · 22-04-2012 10:44PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

seven and a half beers

I know that post was verging on a cry for help, but I just have to ask - what happened to the other half?

Mickey Dazzler · 22-04-2012 10:45PM

Probably lay of the juice and start hitting the crack pipe.

or alternatively......... http://www.rutlandcentre.ie/

franciebellew · 22-04-2012 10:45PM

Clown

TeddyTedson · 22-04-2012 10:45PM

soyawhatsup wrote: »

Your friend speaks the truth

Cyber bullying doesn't make you big and strong, it actually makes you week.
Never be a bully

cml387 · 22-04-2012 10:46PM

Seven and a half beers??

When did you order the half,wimp.There,I've said it.

ziggy23 · 22-04-2012 10:46PM

50 quid? I'd have that gone in an hour:(
Think u need to start havin 1 or 2 during the week cos if you're only going out every month or 2 you are goin to get hammered everytime

micropig · 22-04-2012 10:48PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Cyber bullying doesn't make you big and strong, it actually makes you week.
Never be a bully

This one or next one?:pac::pac:

cgpg5 · 22-04-2012 10:49PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Oh the joys of being an alcoholic get better by the day.
Have about seven and a half beers last night and was completely smashed.
Don't remember a bloody thing to be honest but half my friends are no longer talking to me. Think I may have tried it on with his bird or something. He sent me a text saying "you're a compete and utter tit, wb". The other guy doesn't have time for me at the best of times either.
I spent about 50 quid too. The worst thing is I know I'll do it all over again on the 17th of May.
I wish I could give this **** up for life.
It seems to get worse every time now too.
People say it keeps getting worse with age too and I'm already 25.
How can you give up this crap for once and for all?

What a classless guy coming out with a statement like that and on top of that demanding that you reply to it

KKkitty · 22-04-2012 10:49PM

Teddy Teddy Teddy, what are ya like. Seriously I don't think you're an alcoholic but you just need to calm the alcohol injected jets. And what sort of friends let you drink yourself silly anyway and whatever happened to bros before hos too. *Shakes head*

Redzer7 · 22-04-2012 10:50PM

cgpg5 wrote: »

What a classless guy coming out with a statement like that and on top of that demanding that you reply to it

Not even that but who the fúck says wb these days!

TeddyTedson · 22-04-2012 10:51PM

KKkitty wrote: »

Teddy Teddy Teddy, what are ya like. Seriously I don't think you're an alcoholic but you just need to calm the alcohol injected jets. And what sort of friends let you drink yourself silly anyway and whatever happened to bros before hos too. *Shakes head*

I'm not the best looking though so I have to take what I can get.

Chuck Stone · 22-04-2012 10:52PM

You have a DISEASE!

Alcaholicamismus diseasus is the latin name for it.

jaffacakesyum · 22-04-2012 10:52PM

Seven and a half beers? Jaysus...it's a bad sign when an alcoholic has less beer than you

Hope ya get the help you need though, OP. It's a tough addiction

cgpg5 · 22-04-2012 10:52PM

Redzer7 wrote: »

Not even that but who the fúck says wb these days!

Remember as a young teen every text regardless of the context closed with a good "wb asap"

0066ad · 22-04-2012 10:57PM

seven and half beers? that's only breakfast

TeddyTedson · 22-04-2012 11:00PM

0066ad wrote: »

seven and half beers? that's only breakfast

it's binge drinking is what it is.
Why do people always pretend they drink more than 10 pints. There no way a human body could be hold all the liquid.

mackg · 22-04-2012 11:00PM

If you're going to keep drinking try to drink slower, drinking anything fast even something like beer and you'd be surprised how pissed you get off what seems like not a lot of booze.

funnilenough · 22-04-2012 11:03PM

dude,when i'm startin to feel a bit ropey i have a sneaky pint of water.if that doesnt work then i just stick to the coke.
alls fair in love n war,so long as you can remember it!

Stained Class · 22-04-2012 11:04PM

Alright, enough.

What's this wb thing?

kfallon · 22-04-2012 11:04PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

it's binge drinking is what it is.
Why do people always pretend they drink more than 10 pints. There no way a human body could be hold all the liquid.

That's why you piss so much on a night out!

El Weirdo · 22-04-2012 11:05PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

it's binge drinking is what it is.
Why do people always pretend they drink more than 10 pints. There no way a human body could be hold all the liquid.

You do know that you have a sort of release valve for that very reason?

It's why the people you're drinking with get up and go into that little room down the back at regular intervals.

0066ad · 22-04-2012 11:06PM

TeddyTedson wrote: »

it's binge drinking is what it is.
Why do people always pretend they drink more than 10 pints. There no way a human body could be hold all the liquid.

Do you not urinate?

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