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The joys of alcoholic

TeddyTedson

Oh the joys of being an alcoholic get better by the day.
Have about seven and a half beers last night and was completely smashed.
Don't remember a bloody thing to be honest but half my friends are no longer talking to me. Think I may have tried it on with his bird or something. He sent me a text saying "you're a compete and utter tit, wb". The other guy doesn't have time for me at the best of times either.
I spent about 50 quid too. The worst thing is I know I'll do it all over again on the 17th of May.
I wish I could give this **** up for life.
It seems to get worse every time now too.
People say it keeps getting worse with age too and I'm already 25.
How can you give up this crap for once and for all?

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MagicMarker

The best course of action right now is to post about it in After Hours apparently.

senorwipesalot

Heroin is your only option.

hairyprincess

I don't think going out on the lash now and again makes you an alcoholic.

Though if you can get drunk on €50 you could teach a lot of people some tricks :P

Sunnyisland

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Oh the joys of being an alcoholic get better by the day.
Have about seven and a half beers last night and was completely smashed.
Don't remember a bloody thing to be honest but half my friends are no longer talking to me. Think I may have tried it on with his bird or something. He sent me a text saying "you're a compete and utter tit, wb". The other guy doesn't have time for me at the best of times either.
I spent about 50 quid too. The worst thing is I know I'll do it all over again on the 17th of May.
I wish I could give this **** up for life.
It seems to get worse every time now too.
People say it keeps getting worse with age too and I'm already 25.
How can you give up this crap for once and for all?

No wonder there not talking to ya

;)

Redzer7

Big bag of foy and hit the field!

soyawhatsup

Your friend speaks the truth

ColeTrain

You got the fear bad son.

TeddyTedson

MagicMarker wrote: »

The best course of action right now is to post about it in After Hours apparently.

It actually helps, try it some time.
are you a boardsie yourself?

Superbus

TeddyTedson wrote: »

seven and a half beers

I know that post was verging on a cry for help, but I just have to ask - what happened to the other half?

Mickey Dazzler

Probably lay of the juice and start hitting the crack pipe.

or alternatively......... http://www.rutlandcentre.ie/

franciebellew

Clown

TeddyTedson

soyawhatsup wrote: »

Your friend speaks the truth

Cyber bullying doesn't make you big and strong, it actually makes you week.
Never be a bully

cml387

Seven and a half beers??

When did you order the half,wimp.There,I've said it.

ziggy23

50 quid? I'd have that gone in an hour:(
Think u need to start havin 1 or 2 during the week cos if you're only going out every month or 2 you are goin to get hammered everytime

micropig

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Cyber bullying doesn't make you big and strong, it actually makes you week.
Never be a bully

This one or next one?:pac::pac:

cgpg5

TeddyTedson wrote: »

Oh the joys of being an alcoholic get better by the day.
Have about seven and a half beers last night and was completely smashed.
Don't remember a bloody thing to be honest but half my friends are no longer talking to me. Think I may have tried it on with his bird or something. He sent me a text saying "you're a compete and utter tit, wb". The other guy doesn't have time for me at the best of times either.
I spent about 50 quid too. The worst thing is I know I'll do it all over again on the 17th of May.
I wish I could give this **** up for life.
It seems to get worse every time now too.
People say it keeps getting worse with age too and I'm already 25.
How can you give up this crap for once and for all?

What a classless guy coming out with a statement like that and on top of that demanding that you reply to it

KKkitty

Teddy Teddy Teddy, what are ya like. Seriously I don't think you're an alcoholic but you just need to calm the alcohol injected jets. And what sort of friends let you drink yourself silly anyway and whatever happened to bros before hos too. *Shakes head*

Redzer7

cgpg5 wrote: »

What a classless guy coming out with a statement like that and on top of that demanding that you reply to it

Not even that but who the fúck says wb these days!

TeddyTedson

KKkitty wrote: »

Teddy Teddy Teddy, what are ya like. Seriously I don't think you're an alcoholic but you just need to calm the alcohol injected jets. And what sort of friends let you drink yourself silly anyway and whatever happened to bros before hos too. *Shakes head*

I'm not the best looking though so I have to take what I can get.

Chuck Stone

You have a DISEASE!

Alcaholicamismus diseasus is the latin name for it.

jaffacakesyum

Seven and a half beers? Jaysus...it's a bad sign when an alcoholic has less beer than you

Hope ya get the help you need though, OP. It's a tough addiction

cgpg5

Redzer7 wrote: »

Not even that but who the fúck says wb these days!

Remember as a young teen every text regardless of the context closed with a good "wb asap"

0066ad

seven and half beers? that's only breakfast

TeddyTedson

0066ad wrote: »

seven and half beers? that's only breakfast

it's binge drinking is what it is.
Why do people always pretend they drink more than 10 pints. There no way a human body could be hold all the liquid.

mackg

If you're going to keep drinking try to drink slower, drinking anything fast even something like beer and you'd be surprised how pissed you get off what seems like not a lot of booze.

funnilenough

dude,when i'm startin to feel a bit ropey i have a sneaky pint of water.if that doesnt work then i just stick to the coke.
alls fair in love n war,so long as you can remember it!

Stained Class

Alright, enough.

What's this wb thing?

kfallon

TeddyTedson wrote: »

it's binge drinking is what it is.
Why do people always pretend they drink more than 10 pints. There no way a human body could be hold all the liquid.

That's why you piss so much on a night out!

El Weirdo

TeddyTedson wrote: »

it's binge drinking is what it is.
Why do people always pretend they drink more than 10 pints. There no way a human body could be hold all the liquid.

You do know that you have a sort of release valve for that very reason?

It's why the people you're drinking with get up and go into that little room down the back at regular intervals.

0066ad

TeddyTedson wrote: »

it's binge drinking is what it is.
Why do people always pretend they drink more than 10 pints. There no way a human body could be hold all the liquid.

Do you not urinate?