Crazy Scenarios

im invisible · 13-04-2012 12:12AM

Ayla Glamorous Number wrote: »

You get a million euro to take a year off the end of your life. For every extra year you take off, the amount of money doubles...

11 years, 1 billion euro? no bother

Would you shoot an elephant in the face in front of its children for 5000 euros?

how big are these 'baby' elephants? do i have a getaway car/ jeep? I'm gonna say no anyway, wouldn't really be into that

Each tooth you get pulled without anesthetic using a pliers gets you 20000 euros, and there is no limit to how many you can do.

no thanks, just take another week off my life there

Would you spend 5 years in isolation (no contact with anyone) on an island for 10 million euros.

well, if i had enough food to survive, maybe a garden with vegetables, something to keep me occupied, a house/ shelter, a few chickens to kill and eat, maybe a pet dog, or something to keep me from going crazy, and if i hadn't already given up the last 11 years of my life for a billion euro, i reckon i'd consider it

tempura · 13-04-2012 12:13AM

Thread reminds me of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7z2VL3s1MpQ

DEFTLEFTHAND · 13-04-2012 12:19AM

Chips Ahoy wrote: »

I dont understand whats the catch

Like humans cute baby elephants take a long time to reach maturity so they rely on their mother very much so. What would they do without their Mammy? plus their cute little heads would be traumatised from witnessing the gruesome event:( , an elephant never forgets remember.:pac:

dyawannagoonme · 13-04-2012 12:20AM

Would you have protected sex with a person with AIDS for €20,000?

Tesco Massacre · 13-04-2012 12:21AM

dyawannagoonme wrote: »

Would you have protected sex with a person with AIDS for €20,000?

Good or bad AIDS?

dyawannagoonme · 13-04-2012 12:22AM

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

Good or bad AIDS?

There's BAD AIDS :eek::eek::eek::eek:

Chips Ahoy · 13-04-2012 12:27AM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Like humans cute baby elephants take a long time to reach maturity so they rely on their mother very much so. What would they do without their Mammy? plus their cute little heads would be traumatised from witnessing the gruesome event:( , an elephant never forgets remember.:pac:

I now have a image of an elephant bursting through my door near twenty years later killing me and then whispering remember an elephant never forgets.

Lucky i wont be alive by then as i will have taken many years of my life for millions of bean.

cocoshovel · 13-04-2012 12:29AM

Would you lay your penis over a CPU and then install a heat sink on top of it for €100?

13-04-2012 12:30AM

Tesco Massacre wrote: »

dyawannagoonme wrote: »

Would you have protected sex with a person with AIDS for €20,000?

Good or bad AIDS?

Protected sex? Of course, sure your on a winner there!

Tonyandthewhale · 13-04-2012 12:31AM

dyawannagoonme wrote: »

Would you have protected sex with a person with AIDS for €20,000?

Pasta is 99c a kilo in tesco, I'm not that desperate for money just yet.

dyawannagoonme · 13-04-2012 12:34AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Protected sex? Of course, sure your on a winner there!

Condoms wont guarantee 100% protection against AIDS... change your mind? :P

13-04-2012 12:41AM

dyawannagoonme wrote: »

Deleted User wrote: »

Protected sex? Of course, sure your on a winner there!

Condoms wont guarantee 100% protection against AIDS... change your mind? :P

I have been involved in AIDS and HIV research and would have no problem with protected sex with a person with HIV or AIDS.

Chips Ahoy · 13-04-2012 12:42AM

Does anybody know whats the best way to dispose of a dead elephants body, just realized this thread was a joke.

Cant believe some sick bastards joke about killing elephants.

ru437z9t8fidq2 · 13-04-2012 12:45AM

Here's a dodgy one that probably should have been kept for the inside voice...

You have to shoot one of the following:
-A terminally ill child
-A healthy 75 year old man.

I can't believe I just wrote that....

Duiske · 13-04-2012 12:48AM

[QUOTE=Chips Ahoy;78101335
Cant believe some sick bastards joke about killing elephants.[/QUOTE]

Deadly lads, an overly sensitive victim person. Is it to soon for greyhound jokes ?

grindle · 13-04-2012 01:23AM

Ayla Glamorous Number wrote: »

Here's a dodgy one that probably should have been kept for the inside voice...

You have to shoot one of the following:
-A terminally ill child
-A healthy 75 year old man.

I can't believe I just wrote that....

Both a waste of tax, kill both.

grindle · 13-04-2012 01:26AM

Okay... Really sorry for this...

€100,000 for every second you'd ride your own ma while tonguing your father's asshole.

Any takers?

Overthrow · 13-04-2012 01:41AM

Ayla Glamorous Number wrote: »

Would you spend 5 years in isolation (no contact with anyone) on an island for 10 million euros.

Absolutely.

dyawannagoonme · 13-04-2012 01:59AM

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3822775_460s.jpg
taking straight from 9gag... its apt

Jesus Wept · 13-04-2012 02:07AM

I'd take years off the end of my life for a big wedge of cash now, yes for sure.

The Island thing, plenty of people fancy that they would enjoy it but they would all go bat**** crazy and it ultimately would not be worth it whatsoever.

Cianos · 13-04-2012 02:12AM

Andy Carroll wrote: »

I'd take years off the end of my life for a big wedge of cash now, yes for sure.

The Island thing, plenty of people fancy that they would enjoy it but they would all go bat**** crazy and it ultimately would not be worth it whatsoever.

I don't think so at all. It's much different than for people who are stranded, because they don't believe they'll ever get off the island. If you knew it was for 5 years, it's just a matter of passing the time. Every day passed is another day closer to a better life for you and your family.

I don't think it'd be enjoyable, i think it'd be a very tough test of endurance, but I'd be up for the challenge.

Jesus Wept · 13-04-2012 02:25AM

Would you not rather take 3 years off the end of your life than 5 years off your life now?
You'd be surprised what isolation would do.

Chips Ahoy · 13-04-2012 01:18PM

You cant speak for a year for a million.

Another one is you cant go outside for a year for a million.

Or you cant take a shower for a year for a million.

grindle · 13-04-2012 02:01PM

Chips Ahoy wrote: »

You cant speak for a year for a million.

Another one is you cant go outside for a year for a million.

Or you cant take a shower for a year for a million.

All three at once, for €3million? Easy.

Wossack · 13-04-2012 02:33PM

Chips Ahoy wrote: »

You cant speak for a year for a million.

Another one is you cant go outside for a year for a million.

Or you cant take a shower for a year for a million.

at those rates, Im owed loads already

Babybuff · 13-04-2012 02:46PM

If your longevity was directly related to the number of times you orgasm, say you're enititled to 1000 per life span and after that your dead, would you still fap every day.

?

foxyboxer · 13-04-2012 02:50PM

Someone drives you to the city centre.

Would you walk* slowly bollox naked down the main street on a Saturday afternoon, saying "Good Day" to everyone you pass for a fifty grand.

* until you're inevitable tackled to the ground for public indecency.

foxyboxer · 13-04-2012 02:51PM

Would you appear on Winning Streak for a minimum cash prise of 20K wearing a (early 90's style icon) NAFF jacket?

the purple tin · 13-04-2012 03:06PM

What kind of drug user would you be locked up with for a month. You must stay clean and sober but they would be provided with a steady supply of their drug of choice for the duration.
Alcohol, cocaine, cannabis, LSD, heroin, uppers, downers, speed etc.
Believe it or not I'd pick a heroin addict.

pickarooney · 13-04-2012 03:08PM

Deleted User wrote: »

A million to take a year off your life. deffo do that cos alzheimers not very pretty in that last few years. take 5 off!

Can you choose which year they take off? I could probably have done OK without 1991. I'd definitely swap it for a million euros.

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