Crazy Scenarios

ru437z9t8fidq2 · 12-04-2012 11:36PM #1

Since I was about 12 years old I've been managing to keep myself up all night thinking of ridiculous situations and decisions that I'll never have to make. One that I used to ask other people a lot was the following:

You get a million euro to take a year off the end of your life. For every extra year you take off, the amount of money doubles...

I've thought of others jokingly as well...
(Wait for it)... Would you shoot an elephant in the face in front of its children for 5000 euros?

Each tooth you get pulled without anesthetic using a pliers gets you 20000 euros, and there is no limit to how many you can do.

Would you spend 5 years in isolation (no contact with anyone) on an island for 10 million euros.

Any thoughts? (besides that I have way too much time on my hands)

The King of Moo · 12-04-2012 11:37PM

You really like money. So do I.

girl2 · 12-04-2012 11:38PM

Go to sleep at night :-)

No to all. Except the isolation one. Which i would actually do for free.

ru437z9t8fidq2 · 12-04-2012 11:39PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

You really like money. So do I.

I never said my answer was yes....

ballsymchugh · 12-04-2012 11:39PM

Ayla Glamorous Number wrote: »

Each tooth you get pulled without anesthetic using a pliers gets you 20000 euros, and there is no limit to how many you can do.

yes there is. 32. unless you're an alligator.

spirit_77 · 12-04-2012 11:40PM

you would think making yourself stay awake all night for a while would make you go cuckoo...oh wait..

some random drunk · 12-04-2012 11:40PM

Would you sniff your sister's sweaty panties for €100?

I would

Owryan · 12-04-2012 11:43PM

some random drunk wrote: »

Would you sniff your sister's sweaty panties for €100?

I would

Ya mean all this time i ve been doing it for free??????????

The King of Moo · 12-04-2012 11:44PM

Would you PM a mod to lock this thread for €50?

theblueirish · 12-04-2012 11:44PM

ballsymchugh wrote: »

yes there is. 32. unless you're an alligator.

Some of us have more, I have had 32 removed lost about 15 and still have about 20.

12-04-2012 11:45PM

A million to take a year off your life. deffo do that cos alzheimers not very pretty in that last few years. take 5 off!

Tesco Massacre · 12-04-2012 11:46PM

I used to have one when I was younger where aliens had invaded, and for some inexplicable reason the government had deemed me as the only one capable of stopping them. They'd provide me with the heavy weaponry- ray guns, lasers, tracking devices, probably a bazooka as well. I used to ask myself: would I be able to do it? I mean, all on my own?

I reckon I would.:cool:

Edit: Jesus, I'm a dork.

12-04-2012 11:46PM

theblueirish wrote: »

ballsymchugh wrote: »

yes there is. 32. unless you're an alligator.

Some of us have more, I have had 32 removed lost about 15 and still have about 20.

FREAK

ballsymchugh · 12-04-2012 11:46PM

theblueirish wrote: »

Some of us have more, I have had 32 removed lost about 15 and still have about 20.

what the fuq? you've 20 baby teeth, and 32 adult teeth, at a push one or 2 more.

dyawannagoonme · 12-04-2012 11:47PM

Starting at a diameter of 1 inch which would get you €1000. How big of a steel bar would you jam up your arse considering that with each half inch doubles your payout.... I'm sick I know

nipple!

calfmuscle · 12-04-2012 11:47PM

10,000 if you don't touch your face for a year! That means no rubbing your eyes or blowing your nose, no scratching or shaving.
Just thinking about it makes me want to rub my eyes lol

theblueirish · 12-04-2012 11:48PM

ballsymchugh wrote: »

what the fuq? you've 20 baby teeth, and 32 adult teeth, at a push one or 2 more.

One set of baby teeth, two full sets of adult teeth, my kids have extras too, just havent found out how many yet

The King of Moo · 12-04-2012 11:48PM

theblueirish wrote: »

Some of us have more, I have had 32 removed lost about 15 and still have about 20.

I've just done the maths and you've had one million teeth.

hairyprincess · 12-04-2012 11:50PM

I'd take the year off the end of my life for sure, seeing as I'm 87 and a half already.

No way José to the others but. At my age I wouldn't be fit for them

ru437z9t8fidq2 · 12-04-2012 11:51PM

Deleted User wrote: »

A million to take a year off your life. deffo do that cos alzheimers not very pretty in that last few years. take 5 off!

The thing is though there's no guarantee you'll live until that age though.. You could die in ten years time being hit by a bus, so you've 5 years left if so :P !

ru437z9t8fidq2 · 12-04-2012 11:52PM

calfmuscle wrote: »

10,000 if you don't touch your face for a year! That means no rubbing your eyes or blowing your nose, no scratching or shaving.
Just thinking about it makes me want to rub my eyes lol

This is EXACTLY what Im talking about haha! I think the money would have to be a lot higher for that one though

AngryBollix · 12-04-2012 11:53PM

ballsymchugh wrote: »

yes there is. 32. unless you're an alligator.

Have you tried dental work on an alligator recently?

Duiske · 12-04-2012 11:56PM

You get a million euro to take a year off the end of your life. For every extra year you take off, the amount of money doubles...

Hang on. The money doubles every year ? So if I take 10 years off my life I get 512 million ? I'm in !!

I've thought of others jokingly as well...
(Wait for it)... Would you shoot an elephant in the face in front of its children for 5000 euros?

Is there a bonus for wasting the babies as well ?

Each tooth you get pulled without anesthetic using a pliers gets you 20000 euros, and there is no limit to how many you can do.

560K... Pull away.

Would you spend 5 years in isolation (no contact with anyone) on an island for 10 million euros.

Deffo, as long as I could take the elephants I wasted earlier. Wouldn't want to starve before I collected the 10 million.

NoHarm1994 · 12-04-2012 11:58PM

Try keeping a Fruit Pastille in your mouth without chewing it....£1000 for every second you last. A true test of will power.

ru437z9t8fidq2 · 12-04-2012 11:59PM

Duiske wrote: »

Is there a bonus for wasting the babies as well ?

I laughed a lot

ballsymchugh · 13-04-2012 12:00AM

AngryBollix wrote: »

Have you tried dental work on an alligator recently?

reptiles are polyphyodont. humans are diphyodont

theblueirish wrote: »

One set of baby teeth, two full sets of adult teeth, my kids have extras too, just havent found out how many yet

plastic ones don't count!

DEFTLEFTHAND · 13-04-2012 12:04AM

I'd do the island thing and giving up a year of life, the others I wouldn't, come on man shoot an elephant in the face for 5 grand, make it 5 million and we can talk.:pac:

Chips Ahoy · 13-04-2012 12:07AM

Massacre a small African village of elephants for 50,000

44leto · 13-04-2012 12:10AM

Be a PO for 100,000 a year, NO FKCUEN WAY one job I would never do, they deserve their high wage,

Chips Ahoy · 13-04-2012 12:11AM

Ayla Glamorous Number wrote: »

I've thought of others jokingly as well...
(Wait for it)... Would you shoot an elephant in the face in front of its children for 5000 euros?

I dont understand whats the catch

AngryBollix · 13-04-2012 12:11AM

dyawannagoonme wrote: »

Starting at a diameter of 1 inch which would get you €1000. How big of a steel bar would you jam up your arse considering that with each half inch doubles your payout.... I'm sick I know

nipple!

Mister Hands is that you?

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