Heh Ahers! D'ye reckon we could write a screenplay?

Bipolar Joe · 12-04-2012 08:11AM

I vote we use the AH crew as cast. It's the only way.

phasers · 12-04-2012 08:20AM

A mod and a troll fall in love. Hilarity ensues! Or tragedy, I haven't decided yet.

AboutTwoFiddy · 12-04-2012 08:27AM

phasers wrote: »

A mod and a troll fall in love. Hilarity ensues! Or tragedy, I haven't decided yet.

Or Mod Club, where the troll and the mod are the one person using alt accounts...

mikemac1 · 12-04-2012 12:46PM

A student falls for their teacher

It'll star Feeky Magee and the teaching forum is pretty busy these days, we'll find someone

Not sure what the ending will be though
We have noble failure at the moment

yeppydeppy · 12-04-2012 12:56PM

It was the best of times it was the bloards of times....

AskMyChocolate · 12-04-2012 01:08PM

OK. So, we've got this far. Are we all agreed, that, Princess Peach and The King of Moo should head up the project?

And that the story should involve Mods, (Okay,okay:rolleyes:...and also slashers), romance, and whatever else... that hilarity should ensue?

I think we're agreed, that, hilarity not ensuing is a dealbreaker.Yes?

I think we have the bones of it there.

*claps hands*

"Okay people, let's go. Let's put some flesh on this skeleton.Warner Bros. ain't gonna wait for us.Chop-Chop."

12-04-2012 01:11PM

Princess Peach wrote: »

A Boardsie takes advice from a thread and "Tries to get out more."

Hilarity ensues as he attempts to face the real world for the first time. And of course love and drama when he meets a girl.

But the twist is she is also a Boardsie who is on the same quest!

We could do something similar to Yes Man, where the character does whatever people advise them to do on AH.

Immaculate Pasta · 12-04-2012 01:14PM

I suggest a Boards screenplay chronicling the history of Sinn Féin in Northern Ireland from the start of the Troubles to the present day. Starring KeithAFC as Gerry Adams and Chris Tucker as Gerry's amusing sidekick Martin McGuinness :cool:

I have images of Gerry Adams being driven round by Martin McGuinness and when he attempts to change the radio station he's slapped away and Martin goes "Never touch an Irishman's radio!"

phasers · 12-04-2012 01:41PM

I think we need a training montage. Can I be an executive producer?

Mr Benevolent · 12-04-2012 01:44PM

Biggins vs The World.

The world doesn't stand a chance.

bigpoppa · 12-04-2012 01:47PM

INT. AFTER HOURS FORUM - MORNING

OP enters, types:-

"Whats your worst sexual experience?"

A second poster enters

"Why whats yours OP?"

An inevitable third poster appears with the standard stock AH response

"Oh this again we had this thread last week"

A fourth poster enters and blasts them with piss.

Your ma enters.

Car Chase.

(Fin)

Snowie · 12-04-2012 01:51PM

been working on one for little over a year

al28283 · 12-04-2012 01:53PM

Does God exist in this screenplay?

Tom · 12-04-2012 02:16PM

Carry On Fapping - A host of AHs regulars are duped into sharing their freaky sexual experiences on numerous threads started by the mythical Fapping Troll.

foxyboxer · 12-04-2012 02:29PM

Judge Thread.

westendgirlie · 12-04-2012 02:30PM

Princess Peach wrote: »

A Boardsie takes advice from a thread and "Tries to get out more."

Hilarity ensues as he attempts to face the real world for the first time. And of course love and drama when he meets a girl.

But the twist is she is also a Boardsie who is on the same quest!

The King of Moo wrote: »

You Laugh, You Lose: Graphic Japanese horror in which a sadistic killer kidnaps a group of teenagers and chains them up in a dank basement. Each teenager is shown a variety of funny pictures, and if they laugh even once, they're brutally tortured until they die.

I'd say you could probably get at least two sequels out of it.

Deleted User wrote: »

We could do something similar to Yes Man, where the character does whatever people advise them to do on AH.

Oh, and the quest is they have to save the teenagers but can only go where the other boardsies instruct them to go. In a Matrix kinda way.

I am getting very excited! Can I have a part in the movie ???

12-04-2012 04:31PM

We could make this into a Saw-type movie - taken from what others have said previously;

There's a group of teenagers, each are led to somewhere because of boards - some are given the dare of doing everything that is said on AH and others are on the quest, like Princess Peach said. However they are all lured into a Saw-like environment, with heart monitors and the like attached and shown funny pictures from You Laugh, You Lose and videos from "All Your Videos Go Here". If they laugh, the traps they are attached to activate and they are killed gruesomely.

It can be called - You Laugh, You Lose. With the tagline - "Laughter can kill."

Fizman · 12-04-2012 04:47PM

The King of Moo wrote: »

The Town: Mystery Thriller in which a group of posters attempt to figure out which town the OP is referring to.

PM, I Love You: A female poster who hasn't logged on for a while finds her inbox full of creepy PMs from a banned deceased user.

I'm not gonna lie, I almost spilled my tea in work here when I read the first one.

I corrected the second one.

AskMyChocolate · 12-04-2012 11:28PM

AboutTwoFiddy wrote: »

Or Mod Club, where the troll and the mod are the one person using alt accounts...

The first rule of Mod Club is that you don't talk about Mod Club.

Banned.

Mickeroo · 12-04-2012 11:40PM

Someone beat ya to it OP: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088680/ :pac:

AngryBollix · 12-04-2012 11:45PM

The AH chainsaw massacre.

We could incorporate copious amounts of ****, pissblasting, gratuitous violence and chopping up all manner of undesirables.

With a subplot of extreme violent anal and **** arses with bananas.

We could have the leading man spanking a chicks bare arse with a table tennis racket while wearing his favourite pigs mask whilst attaching clothes pegs on his erect member in the opening scene.

Mickeroo · 12-04-2012 11:56PM

Hard to Shill: Steven Segal plays a maverick Mod who uncovers corruption in the boards.ie hierarchy. When he confronts them he gets de-modded and site banned. With nowhere else to turn he becomes a serial re-reg out for revenge.

I, Spambot: A spambot gains sentience and tries to contribute constructively to the site.

The Devil Wears Frada: Frada becomes the new co-mod of Fashion & Appearance, but nobody likes his shoes. Will he gain the respect of the forum or will he fall by the wayside like so many before him?

AngryBollix · 12-04-2012 11:59PM

Boardswank empire.

McChubbin · 13-04-2012 12:23AM

Board of the Dead- the Zombie Survival forumites find themselves called to arms when Dublin is overrun by zombies. Starring Simon Pegg.
Because everything is better with Simon Pegg.

Bullchomper · 13-04-2012 12:24AM

A bed ridden internet addict believes they are conversing with a wide range of characters through the medium of boards, but discovers they are all just one person trying to cryptically communicate a government conspiracy. In the end it turns out to be an alien living on Eris who just trolling for the lolz and the conspiracy turns out to be fake making the protagonist look like a twat when they attempt to blast everyone with piss in the hope it will reveal the identity of queen 'yore ma'....... I agree, we need to get out more.

FinnLizzy · 13-04-2012 01:36AM

A remake of Mickey Bo and me:

Wolfe Tone: Mickey Bo.

Me (whatever his name is): KeithAFC.

AskMyChocolate · 13-04-2012 02:57AM

Frankenstein: When, realising, what AH has done to Boards, DeV tries desperately to destroy the monster that he has created....

......and hilarity ensues.

ToddyDoody · 13-04-2012 05:20AM

*crowded internet form* *enter tall man, he looks suspicious, then again, most of them do.. most of them do*

SirDelboy18 · 13-04-2012 07:11AM

Mickeroo wrote: »

I, Spambot: A spambot gains sentience and tries to contribute constructively to the site.

Brilliant!

Snowie · 13-04-2012 07:34AM

Can I be director of photography kinda give me an idea here thanks folks

I shall steel your hard work and piss takin ideas :cool:

Heh Ahers! D'ye reckon we could write a screenplay?

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