"Slutty girl" - My definition

elpipe · 01-04-2012 11:43AM #1

This term is being abused and misunderstood a lot so I decided to tell the truth. The short definition would be: Slut = Natural and sexually liberated girl.

When a guy says, "she's a slut", it basically means "I want sex so bad and she has sex with everyone except me!".

When a girls says the same thing, it basically means "I have passed so many sexual opportunities just to not be too promiscuous in the eyes of the society that I can't deal with someone not following these norms and get away with it. They must be punished!"

The thing is, humans, girls and guys, are highly sexual creatures. We want sex so bad, and preferably not just with one partner. We are by nature promiscuous. Now some want to be faithful to their partner but that is just because of societies norms and superficial ideas that have been planted into your brain since early childhood. We were not made to be monogamous. Just try being married for 10 years and then come back and tell me you never felt sexual desire for anyone other than your partner.

Basically, if we were to not give a F and stop following societies norms, the whole planet would be a gigantic F-fest.

Some guys here probably go, "but girls don't want sex as much as guys". I can tell you straight away that you are very wrong. Guys and girls are just a bit different, let me explain:

Imagine that sexual partners are like chocolate. Guys love chocolate and while they prefer luxury chocolate they don't mind some low quality milk-chocolate either. Girls on the other look at milk-chocolate with distaste but luxury chocolate on the other hand, the enjoyment they get from this kind of chocolate is something I believe is beyond any guys comprehension.

With that said: Lets be a little bit more accepting of them "sluts". If they cheat on you that is bad but at least leave those who are single and free alone and do what they want to do without getting judged.

Gummy Panda · 01-04-2012 11:45AM

This thread is now about Panda Wrestling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVCW-xtwEXM

Hell in a Cell style

ChunkyLover_53 · 01-04-2012 11:47AM

elpipe wrote: »

Imagine that sexual partners are like chocolate. Guys love chocolate and while they prefer luxury chocolate they don't mind some low quality milk-chocolate either. Girls on the other look at milk-chocolate with distaste but luxury chocolate on the other hand, the enjoyment they get from this kind of chocolate is something I believe is beyond any guys comprehension.

What about the girls who like Dark chocolate and have 3 or 4 bars at the same time?

Jarren · 01-04-2012 11:48AM

Pics or never happened!

elpipe · 01-04-2012 11:49AM

ChunkyLover_53 wrote: »

What about the girls who like Dark chocolate and have 3 or 4 bars at the same time?

A liberated girl who looooves dark chocolate.

Radharc na Sleibhte · 01-04-2012 11:49AM

The OP got laid last nite.
Nice :cool:

Encrypted Pigeon · 01-04-2012 11:49AM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

This thread is now about Panda Wrestling

VIDEO

Hell in a Cell style

My money is on the biter

ChunkyLover_53 · 01-04-2012 11:50AM

Jarren wrote: »

Pics or never happened!

you need a Gold account to view them :mad:

HAHA

antodeco · 01-04-2012 11:50AM

If I could be any type of gun in the world, I'd be a laser. See, im the type of guy who sees a girl and shoots her, I mean, layser

For Forks Sake · 01-04-2012 11:51AM

My brain hurts from trying to read that OP.

Did it have something to do with chocolate sluts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHRERLEM2eE

theteal · 01-04-2012 11:51AM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

This thread is now about Panda Wrestling

Hell in a Cell style

i was expecting to see a flying dropkick from the top of the box, i am disappoint

Richard Hillman · 01-04-2012 11:51AM

I use slut as a term of endearment now. Kind of like when you say something girl looks filthy etc

Mr. Rager · 01-04-2012 11:51AM

You're a bit of a whore, aren't you OP?

amacachi · 01-04-2012 11:51AM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

This thread is now about Panda Wrestling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVCW-xtwEXM

Hell in a Cell style

I prefer interspecies stuff meself. Put these guys in an arena and it'd spill out into the parking lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lA7u6fTXw8

theteal · 01-04-2012 11:52AM

elpipe wrote: »

This term is being abused and misunderstood a lot so I decided to tell the truth. The short definition would be: Slut = Natural and sexually liberated girl.

When a guy says, "she's a slut", it basically means "I want sex so bad and she has sex with everyone except me!".

When a girls says the same thing, it basically means "I have passed so many sexual opportunities just to not be too promiscuous in the eyes of the society that I can't deal with someone not following these norms and get away with it. They must be punished!"

The thing is, humans, girls and guys, are highly sexual creatures. We want sex so bad, and preferably not just with one partner. We are by nature promiscuous. Now some want to be faithful to their partner but that is just because of societies norms and superficial ideas that have been planted into your brain since early childhood. We were not made to be monogamous. Just try being married for 10 years and then come back and tell me you never felt sexual desire for anyone other than your partner.

Basically, if we were to not give a F and stop following societies norms, the whole planet would be a gigantic F-fest.

Some guys here probably go, "but girls don't want sex as much as guys". I can tell you straight away that you are very wrong. Guys and girls are just a bit different, let me explain:

Imagine that sexual partners are like chocolate. Guys love chocolate and while they prefer luxury chocolate they don't mind some low quality milk-chocolate either. Girls on the other look at milk-chocolate with distaste but luxury chocolate on the other hand, the enjoyment they get from this kind of chocolate is something I believe is beyond any guys comprehension.

With that said: Lets be a little bit more accepting of them "sluts". If they cheat on you that is bad but at least leave those who are single and free alone and do what they want to do without getting judged.

ha ha april fool. . .

DarkJager · 01-04-2012 11:52AM

A key that opens many locks is a master key. A lock that opens with many keys is a pretty ****ty lock.

mawk · 01-04-2012 11:52AM

I'm confused. is OP a slut?

Born to Die · 01-04-2012 11:53AM

Gummy Panda wrote: »

This thread is now about Panda Wrestling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVCW-xtwEXM

Hell in a Cell style

You just made my life hell. My grandson wants a panda for his birthday.

bronte · 01-04-2012 11:53AM

I would like some pandas.

elpipe · 01-04-2012 11:56AM

mawk wrote: »

I'm confused. is OP a slut?

I'm a guy. If I had been a girl I would have been a super-slut though

booboo88 · 01-04-2012 11:57AM

Born to Die wrote: »

You just made my life hell. My grandson wants a panda for his birthday.

tell him he cant have one, cuz IM getting one

so darn cute:D:o

CL7 · 01-04-2012 11:59AM

I think an unthank button would be a good idea. Maybe it would slow down the number of utter ****e threads created on After Hours every 60 seconds.

BBDBB · 01-04-2012 11:59AM

so women are like chocolate......

mostly creamy and sweet with the occasional fruit and nut

gotcha!

Born to Die · 01-04-2012 12:10PM

booboo88 wrote: »

tell him he cant have one, cuz IM getting one

so darn cute:D:o

Get two, I'll take one off you. He has twigged that the skunk I had lined up is not a Panda. Damn smart kid.

44leto · 01-04-2012 12:12PM

I like sluts, I just wouldn't go out with one.

Dudess · 01-04-2012 12:14PM

DarkJager wrote: »

A key that opens many locks is a master key. A lock that opens with many keys is a pretty ****ty lock.

Omg, that's almost as sharp and original as "You need a licence for a dog but not for a child" - and also reduces women (because ya ain't talking about men) to inanimate objects to be merely f'ucked. Bravo!

solerina · 01-04-2012 12:15PM

OP....Can I have a synopsis ??? Lost you after the 2nd line !!

howsyourtusk · 01-04-2012 12:17PM

Dudess wrote: »

Omg, that's almost as sharp and original as "You need a licence for a dog but not for a child" - and also reduces women (because ya ain't talking about men) to inanimate objects to be merely f'ucked. Bravo!

Dudess, in all the years I've been here, you can never resist hammering these idiots. Love you :P

As for the post you quoted, classy, bet your lock snapped off in a key years ago and you've been bitter about it ever since

elpipe · 01-04-2012 12:18PM

Dr. Strange wrote: »

I think an unthank button would be a good idea. Maybe it would slow down the number of utter ****e threads created on After Hours every 60 seconds.

Take a look at your own post before posting. You are saying that an un-thank button should be implemented but that is not what this thread is about which make your post off-topic.

And I have no problem with anyone saying the thread is ****, but if you do that you also need to explain why it is **** (which you didn't), otherwise your post is ****.

Doc Ruby · 01-04-2012 12:19PM

DarkJager wrote: »

A key that opens many locks is a master key. A lock that opens with many keys is a pretty ****ty lock.

Go stick your flute in a keyhole and tell us how you got on. We expect a full report.

I'm fully with the OP here, leave jealousy behind, it's a very negative and destructive emotion. People just are not wired for monogamy. The whole slut/stud thing has been done to death, but really that's the way society is going and long may it last.

Here's to sluts!

blatantrereg · 01-04-2012 12:22PM

Not everybody thinks with their genitals. Thinking with their genitals doesn't mean someone is liberated.

It makes them easily manipulated. It means they bond and have kids with people based only on physical attraction, regardless of whether the partner has anything else going, or is even a remotely decent person. It lets them form and stay in relationships with abusive people. It makes them high risk for unplanned pregnancy and for disease. It makes them flakey and unreliable.

Your dismissal of anyone who disagrees with you as just being jealous is a bit ridiculous too. I've ended relationships with people who are extremely attractive physically - certainly more attractive than I am - because I didn't like aspects of their behaviour. It wasn't to do with social pressure, from the outside things looked great.

Plenty of people are deeply and genuinely repulsed by unselective or unfaithful women, and with good reason.

"Slutty girl" - My definition

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