(UK) Vicar hospitalised with potato up his Bum

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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/382493-vicar-hospitalised-with-potato-up-his-bum

The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game.

He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun.

A&E nurse Trudi Watson said: 'He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

'But it's not for me to question his story.'

She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.





I fell on it.

I have heard about this kind of thing before. Grub Smith who writes for the lad mag FHM had a programme on Channell 4 about embarassing sex situations etc ( for example a teacher who used to have intercourse with her Alsatian dog was caught when her ex boy friend gave the video tape over to the police who prosecuted her !!! ).

Amyway two gays had the bright idea of inserting a condom full of wet cement up one of their butts. The cement hardened and they had to bring him to hospital were they used a sonic device to crack and break up the cement so they could get it out of his ar$e. Fact.