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(UK) Vicar hospitalised with potato up his Bum

  • 29-03-2012 04:34PM
    #1
    Hootanany
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,479 ✭✭✭


    http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/382493-vicar-hospitalised-with-potato-up-his-bum

    The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game.

    He had to undergo surgery to extract the spud from his backside, according to The Sun.

    A&E nurse Trudi Watson said: 'He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

    'But it's not for me to question his story.'

    She went on to reveal other objects removed from people's derriére, including a cucumber, a Russian doll and a carnation.





    :D I fell on it.


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  • #2
    Lumbo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,113 ✭✭✭Lumbo


    He'll be spitting chips when he finds out he's been exposed.


  • #3
    benway
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭benway


    No corkscrews in the rectory, obviously.


  • #4
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    hahaha as god is my word eh?


  • #5
    Feeona
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,632 ✭✭✭Feeona


    The humble potato-so versatile!


  • #6
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    FFS!! Can a man not stick a potato up his hole without it being totally sensationalised??

    I dont know what the world is coming to.


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  • #7
    smcgiff
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    Hootanany wrote: »



    I fell on it repeatedly.

    FYP


  • #8
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    His story sounds legit.

    If I had a dollar for everytime time I slipped onto some vegetables while hanging curtains while completely naked......I'd have four dollars.


  • #9
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Fizman wrote: »
    His story sounds legit.

    If I had a dollar for everytime time I slipped onto some vegetables while hanging curtains while completely naked......I'd have four dollars.

    And a sore hole.


  • #10
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Reminds me of a chap I heard about who was working in a piggery in Kilkenny who when was caught ridin a pig claimed
    "I was havin a piss and the pig backed into me"


  • #11
    mconigol
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    God bless his holeness...


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  • #12
    Gevie Stee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41 ✭Gevie Stee


    Sounds like a load of waffle to me :D


  • #13
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    senorwipesalot wrote: »
    Reminds me of a chap I heard about who was working in a piggery in Kilkenny who when was caught ridin a pig claimed
    "I was havin a piss and the pig backed into me"

    it was you wasn't it? needed to wipealot after that?


  • #14
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    it was you wasn't it? needed to wipealot after that?
    Get your coat.


  • #15
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    As far as I'm aware I think the Catholic Church sent out a memo to all priests telling them to stop using little boys and to start using potatoes.


  • #16
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    At least it wasn't a cauliflower


  • #17
    smcgiff
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    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    As far as I'm aware I think the Catholic Church sent out a memo to all priests telling them to stop using little boys and to start using potatoes.

    Serves the Vicar right following Popish ways.


  • #18
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Hootanany wrote: »
    The clergyman, in his 50s, told medical staff at Sheffield's Northern General Hospital that the accident was definitely not due to a sex game.
    "Did this happen during a sex game?"

    "Definitely not."

    "Okay."

    :pac:


  • #19
    emzolita
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,602 ✭✭✭emzolita


    reminds me of when my boyfriend was a kid and cut his own hair, to save getting in trouble, he told his mam, his brother threw the scissors and it flew through the air, whilst taking a good chunk of his hair out.


  • #20
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Ehhh he fell on it, that is what I would say. But I am curious what kink game involves spuds.

    I remember reading about a case in England when they found a man who bled too death.

    He somehow figured that sodomy would be a good idea with his horse, it wasn't, but the remarkable thing, the coroner estimated it took him about 3 days to die and in agony. He was to embarrassed to seek assistance.


  • #21
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    How angry would you be if a nurse gave an interview like that.
    I don't care what kinky stuff people are into but surely you'd expect a bit of privacy and confidentiality.


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  • #22
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    PO-TAY-TO!!

    BOIL 'EM

    MASH 'EM

    STICK 'EM UP YER BUM!


  • #23
    senorwipesalot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,458 ✭✭✭senorwipesalot


    Damn you,sexy root vegetables.


  • #24
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    As far as I'm aware I think the Catholic Church sent out a memo to all priests telling them to stop using little boys and to start using potatoes.

    It's not the Catholics, its the protestants they're after.


    /swings shopping bags around crazy like


  • #25
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    What was once a kerr pink, is now a kerr brown.


  • #26
    benway
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭benway




  • #27
    Cantona's Collars
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    Did anyone see the related story in that link about the chinese farmer becoming a minor celebrity due to his potato?
    What is it with people & spuds?


  • #28
    marozz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 222 ✭✭marozz


    I think this story is just puree waffle. ;)


  • #29
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,780 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I hope he is back in time for Sunday Mash.

    I mean Mass!!


  • #30
    token101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,050 ✭✭✭token101


    Eh, regardless of what this guy did, is he not entitled to confidentiality? Or does that just go out the window when the situation is funny? I'd sue the hole of that nurse and I'd be wanting her struck off if possible.


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  • #31
    Wattle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭Wattle


    They should keep searching. They might find a few altar boys up there.


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