Mum there's a big cat at the back door

Stink on the inside · 25-03-2012 3:29pm #1

http://i1257.photobucket.com/albums/ii517/JoelDewey/428322_349942975046930_100000936900637_970113_81448794_n-1.jpg

So what would you do if this guy showed up at your back door?

Remember he can tear your face off it one swipe of his claw

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Biggins · 25-03-2012 3:30pm

Send the mother-in-law out to face it.
The cat would run away, a mile a minute.
(No, I ain't joking!)

Indubitable · 25-03-2012 3:31pm

What would you do OP?

Also, is that a Mountain Lion or what?

phill106 · 25-03-2012 3:39pm

Indubitable wrote: »

What would you do OP?

Also, is that a Mountain Lion or what?

Number one on my list wouldbe to not open the door!

stoneill · 25-03-2012 3:40pm

I'd sigh with relief that it's not the Jehovah's at the door.

Stink on the inside · 25-03-2012 3:44pm

Yeah its a mountain lion (cougar), pic was taken in Canada from a remote hunting lodge. They are notorious for stalking/ lying in wait for prey including hikers.
Beautiful beast, wouldn't want to shoot him but might retire to an upstairs room with a gun.
Could also open the door a crack and kiss him on the nose as he tries to nudge his way in and then close it again!

Shryke · 25-03-2012 3:45pm

I would probably throw it some meat. Then it might start hanging around, but I wouldn't be able to help it I think.
It would make getting to and from the car really interesting.

Savage Henry · 25-03-2012 3:45pm

I'd probably shout at him - "If you think you are coming in here to play my keyboard you can fcuk right off!"

Mrs Garth Brooks · 25-03-2012 3:46pm

I love cats

FatherLen · 25-03-2012 3:47pm

get the hose.

Chuck Stone · 25-03-2012 3:48pm

I would run out and give it a hug. Look at it! It's beautiful. I just know that it would love a big hug.

That's my favourite big cat btw.

Check this out.

cocoshovel · 25-03-2012 3:48pm

I would be amazed that I got to see such an interesting animal, I would take several pictures and get close to it as long as its safe to do so and observe. Then I would call someone to deal with it such as uhhh......is there even anybody in Ireland that could? Dublin zoo probably :pac:

Where To · 25-03-2012 3:51pm

If it sh1t in the turf shed I would be pretty angry :mad:

marketty · 25-03-2012 3:52pm

Saucer of milk

L.Jenkins · 25-03-2012 4:10pm

Ah sure you'd have him house broken in no time. Then you'd never have to worry about the Jahovahs showing up.

SeanW · 25-03-2012 4:12pm

I'd keep the door closed ...

wexie · 25-03-2012 4:15pm

BELLY RUB!!!!!

Butterface · 25-03-2012 4:16pm

Call my mortal enemy and tell him to come over for a fight to the death. Get a camera ready. Don't answer the door to him. Snuff movie!

Owen · 25-03-2012 4:19pm

I'd make a half assed attempt to domesticate it, and probably end up with no limbs. That's one gorgeous cat.

Jesus Wept · 25-03-2012 4:21pm

Blast with piss?

Ellis Dee · 25-03-2012 4:22pm

I'd remember Kung Fu's advice: Big cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.:D:D:D

http://bigcatrescue.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/20120203-101848-300x273.jpg

Big Nasty · 25-03-2012 4:32pm

I'll just leave this here for y'all to show you what would likely happen if you opened the door! :eek:

Captain Graphite · 25-03-2012 4:43pm

That's a rather indignant looking cougar. Not only has it not been left in the house but it's also clearly unimpressed with having it's photo taken.

--LOS-- · 25-03-2012 4:44pm

probably the usual, start shouting and pointing, omg omg it's a kitty, hey everyone look, it's a kitty, look at it, it's lovely, quickkkk somebody come here, I have to show you something...........it's a kitty.

ejmaztec · 25-03-2012 4:53pm

I'd probably have a new fireside rug with a big unhappy looking cat's head on it.

Fighting Irish · 25-03-2012 4:54pm

Reposting from reddit i see

Big Nasty · 25-03-2012 4:55pm

Captain Graphite wrote: »

That's a rather indignant looking cougar. Not only has it not been left in the house but it's also clearly unimpressed with having it's photo taken.

That's not a cougar - this is a cougar!