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Mum there's a big cat at the back door

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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,568 ✭✭✭✭ Biggins


    Send the mother-in-law out to face it.
    The cat would run away, a mile a minute.
    (No, I ain't joking!)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,300 Indubitable


    What would you do OP?

    Also, is that a Mountain Lion or what?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,780 ✭✭✭ phill106


    What would you do OP?

    Also, is that a Mountain Lion or what?

    Number one on my list wouldbe to not open the door!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,607 ✭✭✭ stoneill


    I'd sigh with relief that it's not the Jehovah's at the door.


  • Registered Users Posts: 74 ✭✭✭ Stink on the inside


    Yeah its a mountain lion (cougar), pic was taken in Canada from a remote hunting lodge. They are notorious for stalking/ lying in wait for prey including hikers.
    Beautiful beast, wouldn't want to shoot him but might retire to an upstairs room with a gun.
    Could also open the door a crack and kiss him on the nose as he tries to nudge his way in and then close it again!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭ Shryke


    I would probably throw it some meat. Then it might start hanging around, but I wouldn't be able to help it I think.
    It would make getting to and from the car really interesting. :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 55 ✭✭✭ Savage Henry


    I'd probably shout at him - "If you think you are coming in here to play my keyboard you can fcuk right off!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,865 ✭✭✭ Mrs Garth Brooks


    I love cats


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭ FatherLen


    get the hose.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,030 ✭✭✭✭ Chuck Stone


    I would run out and give it a hug. Look at it! It's beautiful. I just know that it would love a big hug.

    That's my favourite big cat btw.

    Check this out.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,041 ✭✭✭ cocoshovel


    I would be amazed that I got to see such an interesting animal, I would take several pictures and get close to it as long as its safe to do so and observe. Then I would call someone to deal with it such as uhhh......is there even anybody in Ireland that could? Dublin zoo probably :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭ Where To


    If it sh1t in the turf shed I would be pretty angry :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,076 ✭✭✭ marketty


    Saucer of milk


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,233 Mod ✭✭✭✭ L.Jenkins


    Ah sure you'd have him house broken in no time. Then you'd never have to worry about the Jahovahs showing up.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,852 ✭✭✭ SeanW


    I'd keep the door closed ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,482 ✭✭✭ wexie


    BELLY RUB!!!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 731 Butterface


    Call my mortal enemy and tell him to come over for a fight to the death. Get a camera ready. Don't answer the door to him. Snuff movie!


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,684 ✭✭✭✭ Owen


    I'd make a half assed attempt to domesticate it, and probably end up with no limbs. That's one gorgeous cat.


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,245 ✭✭✭✭ Jesus Wept


    Blast with piss?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,512 Ellis Dee


    I'd remember Kung Fu's advice: Big cats can be dangerous, but a little pussy never hurt anyone.:D:D:D

    http://bigcatrescue.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/20120203-101848-300x273.jpg


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  • Registered Users Posts: 22,087 ✭✭✭✭ Big Nasty


    I'll just leave this here for y'all to show you what would likely happen if you opened the door! :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,272 Captain Graphite


    That's a rather indignant looking cougar. Not only has it not been left in the house but it's also clearly unimpressed with having it's photo taken.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,028 --LOS--


    probably the usual, start shouting and pointing, omg omg it's a kitty, hey everyone look, it's a kitty, look at it, it's lovely, quickkkk somebody come here, I have to show you something...........it's a kitty.


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,462 ✭✭✭✭ ejmaztec


    I'd probably have a new fireside rug with a big unhappy looking cat's head on it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,062 ✭✭✭ Fighting Irish


    Reposting from reddit i see


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,087 ✭✭✭✭ Big Nasty


    That's a rather indignant looking cougar. Not only has it not been left in the house but it's also clearly unimpressed with having it's photo taken.

    That's not a cougar - this is a cougar! ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,462 ✭✭✭✭ ejmaztec


    MCMLXXV wrote: »
    That's not a cougar - this is a cougar! ;)

    I'd rather let the cat in.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,012 ✭✭✭ OldmanMondeo


    Find the camera and take some pic's, that is one nice pussy....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,336 ✭✭✭ wendell borton


    Some advice on how to deal with a cougar.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,272 Captain Graphite


    Reposting from reddit i see

    Making a valuable contribution to this thread, I see. :pac:


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