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Funny / innuendo company names

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  • 23-03-2012 12:12AM
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    cruais
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭


    Today a large van drove past me with the name "doggie style" all over it.. Obviously a dog grooming service! Thought it was funny...

    Any other funny company names


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    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,419 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Woodies


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    budgemook
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,099 ✭✭✭budgemook


    Knobs and Knockers on Nassau Street in Dublin.


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    Giruilla
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,595 ✭✭✭Giruilla


    'Pens with an I between the n and s.' It's a pen shop.


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    Mr.Crinklewood
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,052 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


    Fannie Mae.


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    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Giruilla wrote: »
    'Pens with an I between the n and s.' It's a pen shop.

    Are you sure it's not a penis shop?


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    Bob the Seducer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭Bob the Seducer


    Headphone company Fanny Wang

    (products include on ear Wangs...)


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    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Steel Erectors! Hee hee hee!

    http://www.irelandlookup.com/Steel_Erectors/.aspx


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    M cebee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭M cebee


    titleist


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 18,160 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The former Wang Computers of course. With their slogan "Wang Cares."


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    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Giruilla wrote: »
    'Pens with an I between the n and s.' It's a pen shop.
    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Are you sure it's not a penis shop?

    Think ye mean Pen Island.

    Penis land [Butthead]huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh[/butthead]


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    http://www.tanyafitness.com/
    (May be ever so slightly NSFW)

    http://www.baltitowers.co.uk/

    There's also a chinese restaraunt in Shirley in the West Midlands of the UK called (I love this) the Shirley Temple.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    http://www.linoritchie.ie/index.php


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    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    In the main pedestrianised area of Tumbes Peru, right on the Border with Ecuador, there is a big flashy barber shop called "Sketchy".

    I didn't go in...


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    hairyprincess
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭hairyprincess


    A haulage company called O'Reillys; their slogan is 'For the comfort of your load'


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    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    My name is URL wrote: »
    http://www.linoritchie.ie/index.php

    You have to call them up.
    "Hello, Lino Ritchie?"
    "Is it me you're looking for....?"

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    Seaneh
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 18,300 ✭✭✭✭Seaneh


    Oh, also in Ecuador, about half way between Quito and Portoviejo, I saw a massive sign for "Chuck Noris Electrical Repairs".

    About 10 miles before that we passed what can only be described as the biggest KFC on the planet, It was a massive two story building, about the size of a super market.


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    [Deleted User]
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    hairyprincess wrote: »
    A haulage company called O'Reillys; their slogan is 'For the comfort of your load'

    I found this one a long time ago.


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    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    This crowd are shit.


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    Cedrus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,429 ✭✭✭Cedrus


    budgemook wrote: »
    Knobs and Knockers on Nassau Street in Dublin.
    Years ago 'Cork Family Planning Clinic' was upstairs from the cork 'Knobs and Knockers' :eek:


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    #21
    cruais
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭cruais


    In the states most of the car mechanic shops are jiffy lube, muffler lube etc...

    They don't see the funny side of it!


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    Jagdtiger
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 167 ✭✭Jagdtiger


    http://www.phatphucnoodlebar.com/


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    Deus Ex Machina
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    Yesterday I saw a van driving around with "I'll fucking break my dick off in your asshole" written all over it.

    I think it was for some piano tuning company.


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    Stained Class
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,808 ✭✭✭Stained Class


    The Cockwell Inn

    Snap On Tools

    Gaywear (changed to A-Wear in the '80s)


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    im invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭im invisible


    Sofa King: 'our prices are Sofa King low'


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    Fizgig Bandicoot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 149 ✭✭Fizgig Bandicoot


    Kidd Lubricants.

    PJ Boner and Sons.

    I heard of a company called 'Hello Darling' (think it's a graphic design company) so they can say 'Hello darling' when they answer their phones.

    There's a scaffolding company or something similar whose tagline is 'Satisfaction guaranteed with every erection.'


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    Gee Bag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,541 ✭✭✭Gee Bag


    BigMickey

    http://www.facebook.com/pages/BigMickeyie/172686765557


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    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Holemasters

    http://www.holemastersltd.ie/


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    #29
    Gevie Stee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41 ✭Gevie Stee


    Swift Screw


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    LLU
    Closed Accounts Posts: 406 ✭✭LLU


    a drilling company called (I think) All Core used to have the slogan 'With us you are guaranteed to get your hole' on their vans!


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    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    'I've got wood'

    Could be applied to loads of wood related businesses.


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