Funny / innuendo company names

cruais

Today a large van drove past me with the name "doggie style" all over it.. Obviously a dog grooming service! Thought it was funny...

Any other funny company names

ToddyDoody

Woodies

budgemook

Knobs and Knockers on Nassau Street in Dublin.

Giruilla

'Pens with an I between the n and s.' It's a pen shop.

Mr.Crinklewood

Fannie Mae.

starbelgrade

Giruilla wrote: »

'Pens with an I between the n and s.' It's a pen shop.

Are you sure it's not a penis shop?

Bob the Seducer

Headphone company Fanny Wang

(products include on ear Wangs...)

AnonoBoy

Steel Erectors! Hee hee hee!

http://www.irelandlookup.com/Steel_Erectors/.aspx

M cebee

titleist

The former Wang Computers of course. With their slogan "Wang Cares."

whiskeyman

Giruilla wrote: »

'Pens with an I between the n and s.' It's a pen shop.

starbelgrade wrote: »

Are you sure it's not a penis shop?

Think ye mean Pen Island.

Penis land [Butthead]huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh[/butthead]

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

http://www.tanyafitness.com/
(May be ever so slightly NSFW)

http://www.baltitowers.co.uk/

There's also a chinese restaraunt in Shirley in the West Midlands of the UK called (I love this) the Shirley Temple.

My name is URL

http://www.linoritchie.ie/index.php

Seaneh

In the main pedestrianised area of Tumbes Peru, right on the Border with Ecuador, there is a big flashy barber shop called "Sketchy".

I didn't go in...

hairyprincess

A haulage company called O'Reillys; their slogan is 'For the comfort of your load'

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

My name is URL wrote: »

http://www.linoritchie.ie/index.php

You have to call them up.
"Hello, Lino Ritchie?"
"Is it me you're looking for....?"

Seaneh

Oh, also in Ecuador, about half way between Quito and Portoviejo, I saw a massive sign for "Chuck Noris Electrical Repairs".

About 10 miles before that we passed what can only be described as the biggest KFC on the planet, It was a massive two story building, about the size of a super market.

hairyprincess

hairyprincess wrote: »

A haulage company called O'Reillys; their slogan is 'For the comfort of your load'

I found this one a long time ago.

Super-Rush

This crowd are shit.

Cedrus

budgemook wrote: »

Knobs and Knockers on Nassau Street in Dublin.

Years ago 'Cork Family Planning Clinic' was upstairs from the cork 'Knobs and Knockers' :eek:

cruais

In the states most of the car mechanic shops are jiffy lube, muffler lube etc...

They don't see the funny side of it!

Jagdtiger

http://www.phatphucnoodlebar.com/

Deus Ex Machina

Yesterday I saw a van driving around with "I'll fucking break my dick off in your asshole" written all over it.

I think it was for some piano tuning company.

Stained Class

The Cockwell Inn

Snap On Tools

Gaywear (changed to A-Wear in the '80s)

im invisible

Sofa King: 'our prices are Sofa King low'

Fizgig Bandicoot

Kidd Lubricants.

PJ Boner and Sons.

I heard of a company called 'Hello Darling' (think it's a graphic design company) so they can say 'Hello darling' when they answer their phones.

There's a scaffolding company or something similar whose tagline is 'Satisfaction guaranteed with every erection.'

Gee Bag

BigMickey

http://www.facebook.com/pages/BigMickeyie/172686765557

SEPT 23 1989

Holemasters

http://www.holemastersltd.ie/

Gevie Stee

Swift Screw

LLU

a drilling company called (I think) All Core used to have the slogan 'With us you are guaranteed to get your hole' on their vans!

Chuck Stone

'I've got wood'

Could be applied to loads of wood related businesses.

RachaelVO

I do remember seeing (some years ago) a company in a london business listings directory called "Cunning Stunts"

For some reason it's always stayed with me

Nothingbetter2d

note where the door handle is

OldGoat

Flatpack delivery and assembly.
http://www.simpleassemblymehole.com/

Plazaman

I always smirk when I see THIS pic.

Webmonkey

cruais wrote: »

Today a large van drove past me with the name "doggie style" all over it.. Obviously a dog grooming service! Thought it was funny...

Any other funny company names

This van? I thought it was funny myself.

vangoz

www.expertsexchange.com

I have an account with them....really I do

dibkins

Karsini wrote: »

The former Wang Computers of course. With their slogan "Wang Cares."

We had a "town hall meeting" with our boss from america once that included the line "At one point you would be driving around LA and you would see giant Wangs on the tops of buildings". Lucky he was on the other end of a conference call so he didn't see a few our of silent sniggers.

Ormus

Giruilla wrote: »

'Pens with an I between the n and s.' It's a pen shop.

A pen shop? Really? Is the pen trade really that roaring that shops can get by selling only pens?

ash23

A local flooring company has the slogan "get laid by the best"

RichieC

Lino Rictchies

Capt'n Midnight

Schindlers lifts

kincsem

FLOCK OFF
I saw their van on the motorway near Naas yestaerday afternoon. http://www.flockoff.ie/

Tranceypoo

My local dry cleaners growing up in West London 'Go Gay' - it's still there today.

keithclancy

Fuecker Bus:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/108/285813881_caad28f8f7.jpg

The S hit group in the Netherlands:
http://www.****group.nl/

Replaces the **** with shít

The Muff Diving Club:
www.muffdivingclub.ie

Naomi00

Drove past a factory in Germany called 'Schwing', reminded me of Wayne's World

Thirdfox

"Athlete's Foot" - footwear company:

http://fashionchoice.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Athlete-Foot-shoe-store-franchise-image1.jpg

First time I saw this I was in China and thought...ugh embarrassing Chinglish again. But it turns out they're a major international brand (Started by Australians).

wonderfulname

Soon Fatt - Chinese in Bray.

Canard

How has no one said Siemens yet? :pac:

danslevent

Not a company but a book... http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/1455523003/ref=dp_image_0?ie=UTF8&n=283155&s=books

daytob

was big mickeys mentioned?