What would you say to Bertie now?

lazygal · 22-03-2012 09:29AM #1

Mahon report due out today, I wonder what'll say about him. I'm extremely happy he didn't get to even run for the presidency.

MidlandsM · 22-03-2012 09:31AM

I'll tell you later.

Eggonyerface · 22-03-2012 09:32AM

What the hell are you doing in my bedroom

Potential-Monke · 22-03-2012 09:32AM

lazygal wrote: »

Mahon report due out today, I wonder what'll say about him. I'm extremely happy he didn't get to even run for the presidency.

I'd walk up to him, all smiles, hand extended for a shake, and just as he took my hand to shake it, i'd say "Well Bertie, how ya" and crack him a smack of a head á lá Colin Farrell at the start of Intermission.

Cookie_Monster · 22-03-2012 09:33AM

lazygal wrote: »

I'm extremely happy he didn't get to even run for the presidency.

yet... put nothing past the slimey bugger

Mint Sauce · 22-03-2012 09:35AM

Yes I will have fries with that please.

BarackPyjama · 22-03-2012 09:35AM

Ah jayziz. Aren't ya a great man, Beartie! Cute aul hoor so ye are.

DrumSteve · 22-03-2012 09:39AM

Id just tell him he's a.****

howsyourtusk · 22-03-2012 09:39AM

Any mass cards?

Ellis Dee · 22-03-2012 09:49AM

I'm not sure I'd have anything to say now, because we don't know whether or not the report will be a whitewash. But if it isn't and his subsequent trial produces the result I believe he deserves, what I'd probably say is: Don't drop the soap!:D:D:D:D

pragmatic1 · 22-03-2012 10:15AM

Tbh its not just Bertie that deserves a slap. Its the whole FF culture that allowed people like him to get into power. Also the idiots that kept voting them into government.

who the fug · 22-03-2012 10:19AM

Fair play Bertie, 250 million euro for a character reference

Duggy747 · 22-03-2012 10:20AM

Is it safe?

*starts pulling on his teeth*

mikom · 22-03-2012 10:20AM

Fus Ro Dah!

Jim_Kiy · 22-03-2012 10:21AM

Any yokes?

haminka · 22-03-2012 10:23AM

I wouldn't know what else to say except for what I would have told him when he was still up there in the Government.
I never bought into his megalomaniac projects and the whole Celtic Fake Tiger rubbish and honestly was waiting for the whole bubble to pop so none of what happened afterwards and all the disclosures about his actions could ever surprise me.

geeman · 22-03-2012 10:38AM

I'd want to know the secrets of his success.
During the boom, many thought Bertie was great craic, now most hate him but if it weren't for the downturn in economy I'm sure he'd be president.
I never liked him btw.

Biggins · 22-03-2012 10:39AM

Honestly, I would tell him to go away and crawl back under his dis-illusioned rock.

rednik · 22-03-2012 10:43AM

Go ahead punk, make my day.

jd007 · 22-03-2012 10:44AM

fuck off bertie ya prick

22-03-2012 11:04AM

Would you like a cup of tea?

Davidth88 · 22-03-2012 11:07AM

Can I have a dig out please

the groutch · 22-03-2012 11:13AM

I'd tell him to **** off and die

Darsad · 22-03-2012 11:15AM

2012 with a bit of luck will see the back of him and his son in law !!

Sanjuro · 22-03-2012 11:18AM

I'd like to think I'd say something cutting like 'so how does it feel to be one of the most detested people in the history of the state?' But it'd be pointless as he doesn't see that he did anything wrong. So I'd probably just call him a prick.

SEPT 23 1989 · 22-03-2012 11:51AM

Any last requests?:mad:

Faolchu · 22-03-2012 11:59AM

ya lying to rag

AngryBollix · 22-03-2012 12:07PM

Any chance of a dig out?

How did you manage to brainwash an entire nation into voting you into government for 3 consecutive terms without them realising you were less than suitable?

Lady Chatterton · 22-03-2012 12:18PM

Remember when he had the cheek to say the following: :mad::mad::mad::mad:

"Sitting on the sidelines, cribbing and moaning is a lost opportunity. I don't know how people who engage in that don't commit suicide because frankly the only thing that motivates me is being able to actively change something".

Bertie Ahern
July 2007

Fran1985 · 22-03-2012 12:18PM

will you sign my copy of the Mahon report?

Lady Chatterton · 22-03-2012 12:19PM

Fran1985 wrote: »

will you sign my copy of the Mahon report?

There's always one

What would you say to Bertie now?

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