What would you say to Bertie now?

lazygal · 22-03-2012 8:29am #1

Mahon report due out today, I wonder what'll say about him. I'm extremely happy he didn't get to even run for the presidency.

MidlandsM · 22-03-2012 8:31am

I'll tell you later.

Eggonyerface · 22-03-2012 8:32am

What the hell are you doing in my bedroom

Potential-Monke · 22-03-2012 8:32am

lazygal wrote: »

Mahon report due out today, I wonder what'll say about him. I'm extremely happy he didn't get to even run for the presidency.

I'd walk up to him, all smiles, hand extended for a shake, and just as he took my hand to shake it, i'd say "Well Bertie, how ya" and crack him a smack of a head á lá Colin Farrell at the start of Intermission.

Cookie_Monster · 22-03-2012 8:33am

lazygal wrote: »

I'm extremely happy he didn't get to even run for the presidency.

yet... put nothing past the slimey bugger

Mint Sauce · 22-03-2012 8:35am

Yes I will have fries with that please.

BarackPyjama · 22-03-2012 8:35am

Ah jayziz. Aren't ya a great man, Beartie! Cute aul hoor so ye are.

DrumSteve · 22-03-2012 8:39am

Id just tell him he's a.****

howsyourtusk · 22-03-2012 8:39am

Any mass cards?

Ellis Dee · 22-03-2012 8:49am

I'm not sure I'd have anything to say now, because we don't know whether or not the report will be a whitewash. But if it isn't and his subsequent trial produces the result I believe he deserves, what I'd probably say is: Don't drop the soap!:D:D:D:D

pragmatic1 · 22-03-2012 9:15am

Tbh its not just Bertie that deserves a slap. Its the whole FF culture that allowed people like him to get into power. Also the idiots that kept voting them into government.

who the fug · 22-03-2012 9:19am

Fair play Bertie, 250 million euro for a character reference

Duggy747 · 22-03-2012 9:20am

Is it safe?

*starts pulling on his teeth*

mikom · 22-03-2012 9:20am

Fus Ro Dah!

Jim_Kiy · 22-03-2012 9:21am

Any yokes?

haminka · 22-03-2012 9:23am

I wouldn't know what else to say except for what I would have told him when he was still up there in the Government.
I never bought into his megalomaniac projects and the whole Celtic Fake Tiger rubbish and honestly was waiting for the whole bubble to pop so none of what happened afterwards and all the disclosures about his actions could ever surprise me.

geeman · 22-03-2012 9:38am

I'd want to know the secrets of his success.
During the boom, many thought Bertie was great craic, now most hate him but if it weren't for the downturn in economy I'm sure he'd be president.
I never liked him btw.

Biggins · 22-03-2012 9:39am

Honestly, I would tell him to go away and crawl back under his dis-illusioned rock.

rednik · 22-03-2012 9:43am

Go ahead punk, make my day.

jd007 · 22-03-2012 9:44am

fuck off bertie ya prick

22-03-2012 10:04am

Would you like a cup of tea?

Davidth88 · 22-03-2012 10:07am

Can I have a dig out please

the groutch · 22-03-2012 10:13am

I'd tell him to **** off and die

Darsad · 22-03-2012 10:15am

2012 with a bit of luck will see the back of him and his son in law !!

Sanjuro · 22-03-2012 10:18am

I'd like to think I'd say something cutting like 'so how does it feel to be one of the most detested people in the history of the state?' But it'd be pointless as he doesn't see that he did anything wrong. So I'd probably just call him a prick.

SEPT 23 1989 · 22-03-2012 10:51am

Any last requests?:mad:

Faolchu · 22-03-2012 10:59am

ya lying to rag

AngryBollix · 22-03-2012 11:07am

Any chance of a dig out?

How did you manage to brainwash an entire nation into voting you into government for 3 consecutive terms without them realising you were less than suitable?

Lady Chatterton · 22-03-2012 11:18am

Remember when he had the cheek to say the following: :mad::mad::mad::mad:

"Sitting on the sidelines, cribbing and moaning is a lost opportunity. I don't know how people who engage in that don't commit suicide because frankly the only thing that motivates me is being able to actively change something".

Bertie Ahern
July 2007