Junkie shoots up on my bus, starts violently rapping.

vangoz · 18-03-2012 08:35PM #1

Its about half hour into the journey home, nothing strange happening until I get the slight smell of burning, I glance back and see a junkie at the back row either getting ready to shoot up or directly smoking something. Again nothing I havent seen before, I'm commuting from tallaght to town the past 6 years.
Thirty seconds later cue 10 minutes of bat sh1t crazy ranting, rapping and punching windows.
The chap was possessed, it was like one of those stories you hear of junkies in the US on crystal meth, just absolute rage.
I made the best of a bad situation and got an audio recording of him.
I only managed to upload it to youtube now, I've added in the chav meme with some running commentary as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWkZIk93WTE

EDIT - added part two, no captions on this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Klrr57kMBRQ

UglyBolloxFace · 18-03-2012 08:42PM

Somebody give that lyrical genius a recording contract.

boobar · 18-03-2012 08:44PM

A modern day poet....

PaulKK · 18-03-2012 08:45PM

Thankfully I drive to work and don't have to expose myself to shite like that.

LH Pathe · 18-03-2012 08:46PM

Hearing more n more cases of folk caught w/ crack on em. guess it has touched the **** down here.. I used to watch blingbling the crack head for kicks but truth is it ain't no fun

benway · 18-03-2012 08:46PM

You pussy wit yer luxury. Dis is street ****.

Pure class.

vangoz · 18-03-2012 08:49PM

Everyone got off the top deck straight away, there was just me, the crack head and another lad left. I stayed to record the rest, not sure why the other bloke stayed

kfallon · 18-03-2012 08:50PM

I thought it was quite catchy tbh

:pac:

vangoz · 18-03-2012 08:52PM

I was tempted to turn around and tell him "your lyrics are alright but your flow is sh1t"

Duckworth_Luas · 18-03-2012 08:53PM

boobar wrote: »

A modern day poet....

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o're vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, A BUNCH A RATS!

cocoshovel · 18-03-2012 08:55PM

I like how a lot of people just seem to brush off junkies injecting on buses as the norm on some Dublin bus routes.

Killer Wench · 18-03-2012 08:57PM

You should have ripped your shirt off, stood on your seat, and yelled: "Battles on, son!!".

Then sat back down and take a sip from the coca cola.

benway · 18-03-2012 08:58PM

cocoshovel wrote: »

I like how a lot of people just seem to brush of junkies injecting on buses as the norm on some Dublin bus routes.

Brosephus more than compensates with his mad skillz. What can I say? I like it raw.

SarahBM · 18-03-2012 08:59PM

I thought the old man who was snoring and talking in his sleep on my bus was strange. but you win!

cocoshovel · 18-03-2012 09:04PM

I had a junkie on my bus a few weeks back who ran up and down the bus screaming, hanging out of the luggage racks, hassling random people, then taking some lads ipod and having his own mini rave.
I felt sorry for everyone who had to be on the bus for the entire journey to Dublin. Luckily, I only had to sit on it for 40 minutes and wasnt hassled once by this lad. His name was Anto as he quite proudly proclaimed.

I should add that he got on again 7 days later, bough his ticket or flashed his fake social welfare pass/whatever, ran up the aisle, ran back down the aisle and jumped off proceeding to run across the street. Probably dumping evidence or something :V

recyclebin · 18-03-2012 09:14PM

16 posts in a no bus w**ker

vangoz · 18-03-2012 09:14PM

cocoshovel wrote: »

I had a junkie on my bus a few weeks back who ran up and down the bus screaming, hanging out of the luggage racks, hassling random people, then taking some lads ipod and having his own mini rave.
I felt sorry for everyone who had to be on the bus for the entire journey to Dublin. Luckily, I only had to sit on it for 40 minutes and wasnt hassled once by this lad. His name was Anto as he quite proudly proclaimed.

I should add that he got on again 7 days later, bough his ticket or flashed his fake social welfare pass/whatever, ran up the aisle, ran back down the aisle and jumped off proceeding to run across the street. Probably dumping evidence or something :V

Never got directly hassled thank god, just the usual crap of loud junkies talking nonsense making sure everybody can hear how "mad" they're. It always coincides with my battery going dead or forgetting my ear phones:mad:

blatantrereg · 18-03-2012 09:19PM

Needs context. You should have asked him who failed to appreciate his money-making efforts in Tallaght.

xzanti · 18-03-2012 09:20PM

I believe he's trying to channel... This

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCVT7tqO-YA

Not bad.

:pac:

Cian92 · 18-03-2012 09:20PM

And they wonder why the push to get people using public transport isn't working :rolleyes:

vangoz · 18-03-2012 09:21PM

blatantrereg wrote: »

Needs context. You should have asked him who failed to appreciate his money-making efforts in Tallaght.

He goes into a little more detail here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Klrr57kMBRQ

crazygeryy · 18-03-2012 09:22PM

cocoshovel wrote: »

I like how a lot of people just seem to brush of junkies injecting on buses as the norm on some Dublin bus routes.

Oh don't worry it won't be long before the do gooder brigade arrive in to defend the junkie.it's his right to shoot up.ah sure he didn't mean to get addicted.

As for his performance.bravo old chap more of the same.waste of space.

Mr Jinx · 18-03-2012 09:24PM

could be this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtMtKs4z7A4

the bolt · 18-03-2012 09:25PM

would it be to late to put him in the voice of ireland,could do with a bit more life in it.:D

xzanti · 18-03-2012 09:34PM

blatantrereg wrote: »

Needs context. You should have asked him who failed to appreciate his money-making efforts in Tallaght.

An early evictee off this years 'Apprentice' perhaps.

Akarinn · 18-03-2012 09:36PM

Scum...

Superbus · 18-03-2012 09:41PM

Akarinn wrote: »

Scum...

Ah no, you see it's a bandit thing. You obviously wouldn't understand.

vangoz · 18-03-2012 09:44PM

Superbus wrote: »

Ah no, you see it's a bandit thing. You obviously wouldn't understand.

They've been on the earth a million years

af_thefragile · 18-03-2012 09:45PM

^People and their luxuries... :rolleyes:

discobeaker · 18-03-2012 09:47PM

vangoz wrote: »

I stayed to record the rest, not sure why the other bloke stayed

Was the other guy Louie Walsh by any chance???

Teyla Emmagan · 18-03-2012 09:56PM

Can't believe you and the other randomer stayed upstairs on the bus!! I would have been out of there like a shock in case he came near me.

Funny though. In a scary way..

Junkie shoots up on my bus, starts violently rapping.

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