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Dirty Stories from Paddy's Day

  • 18-03-2012 01:08PM
    #1
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 989 ✭✭✭


    Following on from the "Dirty Stories From nightclubs" thread. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=70667878. Has anyone got any good stories from Paddy's day?

    I didn't see anything particular crazy last night but I did see a drunk Brazilian girl pull up her top on the dance floor and her mate sucked her nipples. Sadly they were unwilling to repeat it when I whipped out my camera.

    Anyone got any crazy/disgusting stories of drunkenness they'd like to share? Doesn't have to be from yesterday, can be any Paddy's day gone by.


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  • #2
    Fart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    some random drunk wrote: »
    I didn't see anything particular crazy last night but I did see a drunk Brazilian girl pull up her top on the dance floor and her mate sucked her nipples. Sadly they were unwilling to repeat it when I whipped out my camera.

    Should have whipped out your cock instead.


  • #3
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Fart wrote: »
    Should have whipped out your cock instead.

    And he could have got his mate to suck it! :pac:


  • #4
    Fart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    af_thefragile wrote: »
    And he could have got his mate to suck it! :pac:

    :eek:


  • #5
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭later12


    Last year on Saint Patrick's evening I saw two 20-something Irish girls pissing in the doorway of a shop.

    I know it's a little unfair singling girls out, because guys do it quite frequently.

    But (i) it's pretty disgusting for anyone to do it in a shop doorway and (ii) the whole squatting/ pulling down your panties in public aspect?


  • #6
    Akarinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭Akarinn


    Pics or it never happenned!


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  • #7
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    You're all a disgrace. Why anybody would ever want to be out past 10 o clock at night I'll never know. :mad:


  • #8
    Akarinn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭Akarinn


    You best be trollin...?


  • #9
    Fart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    later12 wrote: »
    pulling down your panties in public aspect?

    Opposed to what? Sticking out your vagina from the top of your panties and taking a piss?


  • #10
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Fart wrote: »
    Opposed to what? Sticking out your vagina from the top of your panties and taking a piss?

    She could have used one of these...


  • #11
    Thoie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,340 ✭✭✭Thoie


    Fart wrote: »
    Opposed to what? Sticking out your vagina from the top of your panties and taking a piss?

    You might want to see a doctor about that.


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  • #12
    Fart
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    Thoie wrote: »
    You might want to see a doctor about that.

    A psychiatrist me thinks... it's a very bold vagina.


  • #13
    Duckworth_Luas
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    I heard that 15 Irishmen got rogered in Twickenham yesterday! :(


  • #14
    Molloys Clondalkin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 444 ✭✭Molloys Clondalkin


    some guy on abbey street had his throat cut from ear to ear, plus mant many more assaults and overdoses, not that youll see any of them reported on rte as we like to keep the country in the dark as to the real state of the nation:rolleyes:


  • #15
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    I watch a recording of the new show on Sky Atlantic "luck" and there was a naked scene involving 2 prostitutes..Gawd I have to get a life..


  • #16
    Pj!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Pj!


    44leto wrote: »
    I watch a recording of the new show on Sky Atlantic "luck" and there was a naked scene involving 2 prostitutes..Gawd I have to get a life..
    Old show now. It's been cancelled.


  • #17
    Sofaspud
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    Molloys Clondalkin wrote: »
    some guy on abbey street had his throat cut from ear to ear, plus mant many more assaults and overdoses, not that youll see any of them reported on rte as we like to keep the country in the dark as to the real state of the nation:rolleyes:

    What, you mean Ireland isn't the idyllic utopia I know it as? :eek:


  • #18
    Molloys Clondalkin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 444 ✭✭Molloys Clondalkin


    Sofaspud wrote: »
    What, you mean Ireland isn't the idyllic utopia I know it as? :eek:

    I was as shocked as you!!


  • #19
    Gummy Panda
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    later12 wrote: »
    Last year on Saint Patrick's evening I saw two 20-something Irish girls pissing in the doorway of a shop.

    I know it's a little unfair singling girls out, because guys do it quite frequently.

    But (i) it's pretty disgusting for anyone to do it in a shop doorway and (ii) the whole squatting/ pulling down your panties in public aspect?

    pics? :pac:


  • #20
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Pj! wrote: »
    Old show now. It's been cancelled.

    Really I seen 2 eps and yes not very good, but I can see they spent a fortune on it.

    It lacks glamour or an engaging script and characters or something.


  • #21
    L'prof
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    44leto wrote: »
    Really I seen 2 eps and yes not very good, but I can see they spent a fortune on it.

    It lacks glamour or an engaging script and characters or something.

    Too many horses died making it.


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  • #22
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Domo230 wrote: »
    Personally I think not enough died.

    They should have kept filming until all the casualties made the chariot scene from ben hurr look like a mild trot.

    Its actually amazing that they cancelled a multi-million dollar drama for the sake of animal rights, it shows you how far we have come, (I personally think that is a good thing) in old films there were actual hunting scenes and they generally didn't give a siht whether the animal suffered or died. It shows you the power of that lobby and I suppose horses are like dolphins are beautiful creature of which we all like.

    I have to admit, the race scenes in "luck" were so good you felt the gamblers feeling and in your mind you were shouting Come-on number 3, or whoever, (Micheal Mann directed it). Its also a dirt track which I would imagine is more dangerous for a horse then the grass courses we are use to seeing.


  • #23
    face1990
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    44leto wrote: »
    Its actually amazing that they cancelled a multi-million dollar drama for the sake of animal rights

    Apparently the ratings had dropped sharply as well. If it was making enough money they would have kept it going (even if it meant replacing all the horses with CGI horses!)


  • #24
    44leto
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    face1990 wrote: »
    Apparently the ratings had dropped sharply as well. If it was making enough money they would have kept it going (even if it meant replacing all the horses with CGI horses!)

    HBO dont really pay to much attention to ratings as its all pay per view, they don't have to be concerned about advertising revenue, it's the reason you get all the edgy dramas from that excellent channel.

    But I am not surprised as I said above it didn't impress me. I just read about it. The ratings dropped to 500,000, on HBO that is OK and it had 4.8 million on DVR (whatever that is) which according to the article I read that is also OK. So there was room for growth in sales as I said the race scenes were spectacular, the actors top class, but they would have to sack the script writers.


  • #25
    Shryke
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    Ah now dolphins are smart animals. Horses are stupid. I don't think they're much to look at either. Pigs are smart too but they're so damn delicious.
    I was hit on at a house party by another guy. I think I hurt his feelings but I'm not gay. Then half assed tried to pull a girl who I think was up for it but I was pretty out of it and it was 3 in the morning. She was really nice so I'm a bit annoyed. It was a good house party otherwise. Slept on a couch, Oh Ya.


  • #26
    ctrl-alt-delete
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    L'prof wrote: »
    Too many horses died making it.

    I watched the first episode,

    It explains a lot now that I know it was made by horses.


  • #27
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    Is it just me or is this thread waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off topic?:pac:


  • #28
    BASHIR
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 554 ✭✭✭BASHIR


    I had to scroll up to remember what the topic was, something about horses I think


  • #29
    darlett
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    Pj! wrote: »
    Old show now. It's been cancelled.

    Awh! Bad Luck.


  • #30
    Jen Pigs Fly
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    Shryke wrote: »
    Ah now dolphins are smart animals. Horses are stupid. I don't think they're much to look at either. Pigs are smart too but they're so damn delicious.


    Oi don't you be slagging horses, horse think you're not much to look at either :rolleyes:


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  • #31
    pebbles21
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    Microwave popcorn aint as good as the real popcorn you make yourself from kernals...much cheaper too

    Anyways wheres the filthy stories??


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