Dirty Stories from Paddy's Day

some random drunk

Following on from the "Dirty Stories From nightclubs" thread. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=70667878. Has anyone got any good stories from Paddy's day?

I didn't see anything particular crazy last night but I did see a drunk Brazilian girl pull up her top on the dance floor and her mate sucked her nipples. Sadly they were unwilling to repeat it when I whipped out my camera.

Anyone got any crazy/disgusting stories of drunkenness they'd like to share? Doesn't have to be from yesterday, can be any Paddy's day gone by.

Fart

some random drunk wrote: »

I didn't see anything particular crazy last night but I did see a drunk Brazilian girl pull up her top on the dance floor and her mate sucked her nipples. Sadly they were unwilling to repeat it when I whipped out my camera.

Should have whipped out your cock instead.

af_thefragile

Fart wrote: »

Should have whipped out your cock instead.

And he could have got his mate to suck it! :pac:

Fart

af_thefragile wrote: »

And he could have got his mate to suck it! :pac:

:eek:

later12

Last year on Saint Patrick's evening I saw two 20-something Irish girls pissing in the doorway of a shop.

I know it's a little unfair singling girls out, because guys do it quite frequently.

But (i) it's pretty disgusting for anyone to do it in a shop doorway and (ii) the whole squatting/ pulling down your panties in public aspect?

Akarinn

Pics or it never happenned!

Immaculate Pasta

You're all a disgrace. Why anybody would ever want to be out past 10 o clock at night I'll never know. :mad:

Akarinn

You best be trollin...?

Fart

later12 wrote: »

pulling down your panties in public aspect?

Opposed to what? Sticking out your vagina from the top of your panties and taking a piss?

af_thefragile

Fart wrote: »

Opposed to what? Sticking out your vagina from the top of your panties and taking a piss?

She could have used one of these...

Thoie

Fart wrote: »

Opposed to what? Sticking out your vagina from the top of your panties and taking a piss?

You might want to see a doctor about that.

Fart

Thoie wrote: »

You might want to see a doctor about that.

A psychiatrist me thinks... it's a very bold vagina.

Duckworth_Luas

I heard that 15 Irishmen got rogered in Twickenham yesterday!

Molloys Clondalkin

some guy on abbey street had his throat cut from ear to ear, plus mant many more assaults and overdoses, not that youll see any of them reported on rte as we like to keep the country in the dark as to the real state of the nation:rolleyes:

44leto

I watch a recording of the new show on Sky Atlantic "luck" and there was a naked scene involving 2 prostitutes..Gawd I have to get a life..

Pj!

44leto wrote: »

I watch a recording of the new show on Sky Atlantic "luck" and there was a naked scene involving 2 prostitutes..Gawd I have to get a life..

Old show now. It's been cancelled.

Sofaspud

Molloys Clondalkin wrote: »

some guy on abbey street had his throat cut from ear to ear, plus mant many more assaults and overdoses, not that youll see any of them reported on rte as we like to keep the country in the dark as to the real state of the nation:rolleyes:

What, you mean Ireland isn't the idyllic utopia I know it as? :eek:

Molloys Clondalkin

Sofaspud wrote: »

What, you mean Ireland isn't the idyllic utopia I know it as? :eek:

I was as shocked as you!!

Gummy Panda

later12 wrote: »

Last year on Saint Patrick's evening I saw two 20-something Irish girls pissing in the doorway of a shop.

I know it's a little unfair singling girls out, because guys do it quite frequently.

But (i) it's pretty disgusting for anyone to do it in a shop doorway and (ii) the whole squatting/ pulling down your panties in public aspect?

pics? :pac:

44leto

Pj! wrote: »

Old show now. It's been cancelled.

Really I seen 2 eps and yes not very good, but I can see they spent a fortune on it.

It lacks glamour or an engaging script and characters or something.

L'prof

44leto wrote: »

Really I seen 2 eps and yes not very good, but I can see they spent a fortune on it.

It lacks glamour or an engaging script and characters or something.

Too many horses died making it.

44leto

Domo230 wrote: »

Personally I think not enough died.

They should have kept filming until all the casualties made the chariot scene from ben hurr look like a mild trot.

Its actually amazing that they cancelled a multi-million dollar drama for the sake of animal rights, it shows you how far we have come, (I personally think that is a good thing) in old films there were actual hunting scenes and they generally didn't give a siht whether the animal suffered or died. It shows you the power of that lobby and I suppose horses are like dolphins are beautiful creature of which we all like.

I have to admit, the race scenes in "luck" were so good you felt the gamblers feeling and in your mind you were shouting Come-on number 3, or whoever, (Micheal Mann directed it). Its also a dirt track which I would imagine is more dangerous for a horse then the grass courses we are use to seeing.

face1990

44leto wrote: »

Its actually amazing that they cancelled a multi-million dollar drama for the sake of animal rights

Apparently the ratings had dropped sharply as well. If it was making enough money they would have kept it going (even if it meant replacing all the horses with CGI horses!)

44leto

face1990 wrote: »

Apparently the ratings had dropped sharply as well. If it was making enough money they would have kept it going (even if it meant replacing all the horses with CGI horses!)

HBO dont really pay to much attention to ratings as its all pay per view, they don't have to be concerned about advertising revenue, it's the reason you get all the edgy dramas from that excellent channel.

But I am not surprised as I said above it didn't impress me. I just read about it. The ratings dropped to 500,000, on HBO that is OK and it had 4.8 million on DVR (whatever that is) which according to the article I read that is also OK. So there was room for growth in sales as I said the race scenes were spectacular, the actors top class, but they would have to sack the script writers.

Shryke

Ah now dolphins are smart animals. Horses are stupid. I don't think they're much to look at either. Pigs are smart too but they're so damn delicious.
I was hit on at a house party by another guy. I think I hurt his feelings but I'm not gay. Then half assed tried to pull a girl who I think was up for it but I was pretty out of it and it was 3 in the morning. She was really nice so I'm a bit annoyed. It was a good house party otherwise. Slept on a couch, Oh Ya.

ctrl-alt-delete

L'prof wrote: »

Too many horses died making it.

I watched the first episode,

It explains a lot now that I know it was made by horses.

Where To

Is it just me or is this thread waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off topic?:pac:

BASHIR

I had to scroll up to remember what the topic was, something about horses I think

darlett

Pj! wrote: »

Old show now. It's been cancelled.

Awh! Bad Luck.

Jen Pigs Fly

Shryke wrote: »

Ah now dolphins are smart animals. Horses are stupid. I don't think they're much to look at either. Pigs are smart too but they're so damn delicious.

Oi don't you be slagging horses, horse think you're not much to look at either :rolleyes:

pebbles21

Microwave popcorn aint as good as the real popcorn you make yourself from kernals...much cheaper too

Anyways wheres the filthy stories??

saintsaltynuts

I love popcorn but i prefer crisps.. you?

Gummy Panda

xxxJennyxxx wrote: »

Shryke wrote: »

Ah now dolphins are smart animals. Horses are stupid. I don't think they're much to look at either. Pigs are smart too but they're so damn delicious.

Oi don't you be slagging horses, horse think you're not much to look at either :rolleyes:

:eek:

Mrs Hands

darlett

44leto wrote: »

Its actually amazing that they cancelled a multi-million dollar drama for the sake of animal rights, it shows you how far we have come, (I personally think that is a good thing) in old films there were actual hunting scenes and they generally didn't give a siht whether the animal suffered or died. It shows you the power of that lobby and I suppose horses are like dolphins are beautiful creature of which we all like.

Its seems a bit of a kneejerk response to apparently one too many dead horses to cancel a series if the general treatment wasnt the reason. Its good that tv shows are policed properly but its a bit of a splash in the ocean compared to the racing industry. How many horses died at Cheltenham this week? Maybe its that USA has stricter laws but Im sure while horse racing is predominately flat racing (I think) over there it must also get its own fair share of horsey deaths as **** happens. I would agree that it must simply not be worth the bad press to HBO relative to its popularity with subscribers.

Skuxx

later12 wrote: »

Last year on Saint Patrick's evening I saw two 20-something Irish girls pissing in the doorway of a shop.

I know it's a little unfair singling girls out, because guys do it quite frequently.

Reminds me of being in London for the New Year just gone. Myself and herself, my mate and his girlfriend. In the middle of watching the fireworks the two girls decide they need a piss, que running through thousands of people, trying every hotel, restaurant etc along the road only to get turned away at every door, no matter how much begging we did!
In the end they ended up pissing behind a parked car on a very busy London street!! Twas quite funny seeing two lilly white asses poking out behind the car!!

DEFTLEFTHAND

Fairly quiet in my neck of the woods, a drunk auld fella gave trouble during the rugby match and was put out. Other than that nobody behaved badly.:(

Hoki

take your horse (talk) outside

some random drunk

Couple of stories from the Herald:

http://www.herald.ie/news/frontline-services-struggle-with-paddys-mayhem-3054534.html

In another incident, gardai chased a group of youths after they toppled a portaloo, while a man attempted to go to the toilet. The man, who was covered in urine as a result, alerted gardai who attempted to catch those responsible.

Elsewhere, tourists received an eyeful after a naked man sang from an apartment window in Temple Bar to crowds in the street below.
Tourists stopped to record the man who was wearing nothing but a hat.

westendgirlie

Usual St Patrick's Day bloodbath in Bundoran. Guy stabbed, another glassed in the face then kicked in the head when he was on the floor. Many more fights around the town.

Don't know why anyone would think it's a great night to go out.

MadYaker

Id love a kick in the face.